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Posted: 8/27/2005 1:06:34 AM EDT
OK, slow-ass night...

Just read Stiff - The Curious Life of Human Cadavers

Deals with all manners of historical, medical, criminal, and ethical uses of your "soul-craft"

How would you like to "disposed of"?

Buried?
Cremated?
Organ/Anatomy donor?
Mummified?
Shot out of a cannon?!

What Say You?

Link Posted: 8/27/2005 1:11:49 AM EDT
Mummified, and placed in a display case.

But thats just me.
Link Posted: 8/27/2005 1:14:53 AM EDT
VIKING FUNERAL

Link Posted: 8/27/2005 2:16:34 AM EDT
Life & Land are for the Living.

Cremate me and put the ashes on my grandparent's graves.

wganz

Link Posted: 8/27/2005 2:45:59 AM EDT
ain't no way i'm gonna be roasted, i wanna be buried so's i'll be in one piece when i get ressurected.
Link Posted: 8/27/2005 3:38:48 AM EDT
I have instructed that all my viable organs be donated for transplant. My liver is dying so it will be of no use to anyone. However, the rest of my parts are good to go. My corneas, kidneys, lungs, heart, and colon will give somebody a new lease on life or perhaps at least a better life.

Please donate your organs for transplant. You won't need them anymore.
Link Posted: 8/27/2005 10:17:01 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Sigurd:
VIKING FUNERAL




Link Posted: 8/27/2005 10:22:31 AM EDT
Preserved in plastic like a scorpion with a Budweiser in my hand.
Link Posted: 8/27/2005 10:23:13 AM EDT

Originally Posted By hawkeye4771:
ain't no way i'm gonna be roasted, i wanna be buried so's i'll be in one piece when i get ressurected.

in a writing course i took a couple semesters ago, we read a story that was about the preping of bodies for burial.

the bodies are mutulated during the process. you won't be in one piece, your organs are sucked out of you. overall, it's a pretty awful process, and i sure as hell won't let anyone do that to my body or the bodies of any family members.
Link Posted: 8/27/2005 10:31:32 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/27/2005 10:31:54 AM EDT by SP1Grrl]
Link Posted: 8/27/2005 10:43:51 AM EDT
Send me to the taxidermy guy , then stand me in a corner
with a sign around my neck saying .

Oh shit ... I'm dead
Link Posted: 8/27/2005 10:47:59 AM EDT

Originally Posted By hawkeye4771:
ain't no way i'm gonna be roasted, i wanna be buried so's i'll be in one piece when i get ressurected.



I am by no means an expert on life after death, but isn't it the soul that's resurrected? Unless you plan on assending into heaven, ala body and soul, then you don't need to worry about what happens to the body.
Link Posted: 8/27/2005 10:48:24 AM EDT
I'd like to donate whatever can save or enhance someone else's life, and then be cremated. I leave it up to the living where to spread my ashes.
Link Posted: 8/27/2005 10:49:18 AM EDT
Put me in a garbage can and set me out on the street.
Link Posted: 8/27/2005 10:50:08 AM EDT
Cremate me.
Link Posted: 8/27/2005 10:51:59 AM EDT
I want all of my useable organs to be harvested for transplant. After that I really dont care. Hell, they can just stand me over in the corner, I can stand them if they can stand me!
Link Posted: 8/27/2005 10:54:15 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Crock:
I have instructed that all my viable organs be donated for transplant. My liver is dying so it will be of no use to anyone. However, the rest of my parts are good to go. My corneas, kidneys, lungs, heart, and colon will give somebody a new lease on life or perhaps at least a better life.

Please donate your organs for transplant. You won't need them anymore.



Well I can think of one 'organ' I'd like to donate, Lord know it didn't get enough use in this life time......
Link Posted: 8/27/2005 11:00:05 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Sigurd:
VIKING FUNERAL




Cremated.
Link Posted: 8/27/2005 11:29:01 AM EDT
Use whatever of mine that is useable. After that's gone, suff what's left with explosives and blow it up. In the middle of a football field, to a packed stadium.
Link Posted: 8/27/2005 11:37:24 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/27/2005 12:12:14 PM EDT
Well buddy, when I die throw my body in the back,
And drive me to the junkyard in my Cadillac.
Link Posted: 8/27/2005 12:15:19 PM EDT
I'm going to be a brain-eating zombie.
Link Posted: 8/27/2005 12:58:34 PM EDT
Harvest any usable pieces, then leave me out in the woods for the coyotes and birds and bugs.
I recycle everything, I even sniff my own farts!!

1911fan
Link Posted: 8/27/2005 1:01:51 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/27/2005 1:03:01 PM EDT
Dude you are dead do your fellow man a favor. Find some hard core necrophilia loving perverts. Please try to bring some love to those who recieve non in return
Link Posted: 8/27/2005 1:03:28 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/27/2005 1:06:40 PM EDT
Organ doner.


I'd like to be stuffed and put in a coffee table, posed like I was trying to claw my way out.

That would be a riot.
Link Posted: 8/27/2005 3:20:42 PM EDT
Organ Donor

Then either cremation or stick a hambone up my ass and let the wild dogs drag me off.
Link Posted: 8/27/2005 4:03:22 PM EDT
Buried in a hand made wooden coffin, closed casket, grave side services at the most, and no embalming. When I'm pushing up daisies, I want to really be pushing up daisies.

We Buried Dad about 3 years ago and a local guy makes wooden caskets, and they're way cheaper than the fancy factory make things and aren't as "cold" looking.
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