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Posted: 11/14/2012 6:54:34 PM EST
What effect do they have on you?

Link Posted: 11/14/2012 6:54:49 PM EST
I dont want to talk about it.
Link Posted: 11/14/2012 6:56:04 PM EST
They make me turn up my nose and then go find someplace that makes real ones.
Link Posted: 11/14/2012 6:57:13 PM EST
haha it's great having different foods that "effect" you. if i eat korean i will be praying for death for days
Link Posted: 11/14/2012 6:57:20 PM EST
Their rings suck. Frankly, the ones I really like are the frozen ones I can get at Walmart, spray them with cooking spray, bake, and salt. Yum.
Link Posted: 11/14/2012 6:58:00 PM EST
Originally Posted By fxntime:
They make me turn up my nose and then go find someplace that makes real ones.


Are they the disgusting chopped and molded "onion product" rings?


Link Posted: 11/14/2012 6:59:39 PM EST
everything from burger shmeg taste the same... the fries like the rings, the fish like the chicken, the toilets like the burgers...
Link Posted: 11/14/2012 7:02:18 PM EST
Originally Posted By JVD:
Originally Posted By fxntime:
They make me turn up my nose and then go find someplace that makes real ones.


Are they the disgusting chopped and molded "onion product" rings?




Yes. They are pretty bad.

Real battered dipped onion rings are fantastic, any chopped and molded frozen one's are garbage.
Link Posted: 11/14/2012 7:02:58 PM EST
Burger Kings is bowel wrenching rancid shit.
Link Posted: 11/14/2012 7:02:58 PM EST
mac's steak in the rough, only o-rings i'll eat.

gotta be in albuquerque to get 'em though.

lime-aid kicks butt too...
Link Posted: 11/14/2012 7:03:02 PM EST
They make me belch farts.
Link Posted: 11/14/2012 7:06:32 PM EST
Those are not onion rings.
Link Posted: 11/14/2012 7:07:01 PM EST
I like them, but I only have them once in a great while. No ill effects on my stomach or anything either.
Link Posted: 11/14/2012 7:07:28 PM EST
They make me fart. Putrid sour onion farts that make my wife go into dry heaves. They don't taste good but can be fun from time to time.
Link Posted: 11/14/2012 7:11:18 PM EST
Originally Posted By Kalahnikid:
I dont want to talk about it.


It's not coc compliant is it?
Link Posted: 11/14/2012 7:14:23 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/14/2012 7:14:52 PM EST
Originally Posted By Shooter66:
They make me fart. Putrid sour onion farts that make my wife go into dry heaves. They don't taste good but can be fun from time to time.


This. If I'm going to spend time with someone I hate, I will seek out the rings.
Link Posted: 11/14/2012 7:15:05 PM EST
Nastiest farts ever

They even gross me out (the farts)
Link Posted: 11/14/2012 7:15:31 PM EST
Burger King "onion rings" are horrid. Sonic onion rings FTFW!

Link Posted: 11/14/2012 7:16:11 PM EST
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7l6jg4Hlog

Someone embed for lulz. I love those onion rings.
Link Posted: 11/14/2012 7:16:13 PM EST
Death.
Link Posted: 11/14/2012 7:16:17 PM EST
Rancid farts followed by the stinkiest shit known to mankind. It will peel the paint off the walls.
Link Posted: 11/14/2012 7:19:08 PM EST
Every time I see a Burger King thread it takes me back to a time in LasVegas when I ate burger king at Oshea's. I thought I was on my deathbed in the hotel for the next two days. NEVER AGAIN BURGER KING!
Link Posted: 11/14/2012 7:20:04 PM EST
Whataburger.
Link Posted: 11/14/2012 7:30:39 PM EST
Best ever.......POPEYE'S.........
Link Posted: 11/14/2012 7:48:45 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/14/2012 7:50:08 PM EST
Five Guys
Link Posted: 11/14/2012 8:11:10 PM EST
I order them and get fries from the undesirable serving me so I dunno.
Link Posted: 11/14/2012 8:14:25 PM EST
Funny you made this thread...

I hadn't eaten at BK in years but did this afternoon. Ordered onion rings instead of fries. They looked odd. And tasted like some sort of polymer mixed with Raid. Like fucking poison. I ate one ring and one bite of another, that was enough. I don't know what they're made of but it ain't onions and batter.

Whataburger has GREAT onion rings, and Arby's are pretty good as well.
Link Posted: 11/14/2012 8:21:35 PM EST
Originally Posted By FreeFloater:
Originally Posted By Kalahnikid:
I dont want to talk about it.


It's not coc compliant is it?


I didn't want to make it a poop thread either.
Link Posted: 11/14/2012 8:26:57 PM EST
Fuck fast food anything.

Change your diet and the downwind smell will make you almost vomit, last fast type food I had was at a hotel near here.
The onion rings are beer battered and GOOD.... but they have some bacon hating savages in the kitchen.
Link Posted: 11/14/2012 8:51:59 PM EST
?
Link Posted: 11/14/2012 8:58:43 PM EST
Originally Posted By dpmmn:
They make me a methane generating machine

I've been known to clear out rooms

Link Posted: 11/14/2012 9:04:29 PM EST

Carl's Jr. onion rings are better.
Link Posted: 11/14/2012 9:07:39 PM EST
White Castle onion chips... FTW
Link Posted: 11/14/2012 9:13:58 PM EST
I HATE onions but I will actually eat BK onion rings.....must not be actual onions. They do give me a case of the gas too.
Link Posted: 11/14/2012 9:17:27 PM EST
Originally Posted By P08:
What effect do they have on you?



4 or 5 hours later, my ass starts releasing a measma that is strong enough to make women pick up their children and cross the street to keep from having to pass me on the sidewalk.

Seriously, my ass stank sumthin fierce when I eat those things. I don't really fart, something rolls off my leg and evaporates on the floor in a cloud of sickly diseased yellow.
Link Posted: 11/14/2012 9:18:57 PM EST
onion rings taste great with tartar sauce
Link Posted: 11/14/2012 9:20:21 PM EST
Originally Posted By 110:
Burger Kings is bowel wrenching rancid shit.


But it tastes so good
Link Posted: 11/14/2012 9:20:43 PM EST
I surmise by some of the replies here that the recipe has changed very little since the early 80's, when I was in high school. Back then, I was in a band with a drummer buddy who would eat a full burger-barf meal (including the insidious hoops of death) with religious regularity just before every rehearsal. The ungodly ass fog he would release upon us would make a rotting corpse wretch, and would very often clear the room.

Oh, the memories.
Link Posted: 11/14/2012 9:20:52 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/14/2012 9:22:49 PM EST by Firedude]
I like them better then their fries, which isn't saying very much. I rarely ever go to Burger King unless I'm in an area that I know they have tacos, because they are pretty close to Jack-in-the-Box tacos, which rock. The Burger Kings around here don't have tacos, so usually I get them when I'm in Denver or Salt Lake City. There are also no Jack-in-the-Boxes here and most people don't know what they are, along with In-and-Out Burger.
Link Posted: 11/14/2012 9:40:33 PM EST

Originally Posted By dpmmn:
They make me a methane generating machine

Fuck yea! I could power a whole city block for an entire evening.
Link Posted: 11/14/2012 9:48:01 PM EST
Originally Posted By GC456:

Originally Posted By dpmmn:
They make me a methane generating machine

Fuck yea! I could power a whole city block for an entire evening.


Yep
Link Posted: 11/14/2012 10:02:36 PM EST
Step one, acquire Burger King Bacon Cheeseburger, sans pickles
Step two, acquire Burger King Onion Rings
Step three, acquire Burger King Zesty Sauce for said onion rings
Step four, remove burger's top bun and pile on onion rings
Step five, pour on zesty sauce on top of onion rings and burger
Step six, reassemble burger
Step seven, profit!

Link Posted: 11/15/2012 4:44:34 AM EST

Originally Posted By fxntime:
They make me turn up my nose and then go find someplace that makes real ones.


Link Posted: 11/15/2012 4:47:35 AM EST
At first they give me the farts really bad the I spend the rest of the day on the toilet.
Link Posted: 11/15/2012 4:50:51 AM EST
Originally Posted By JVD:
Originally Posted By fxntime:
They make me turn up my nose and then go find someplace that makes real ones.


Are they the disgusting chopped and molded "onion product" rings?




If this hasn't been answered already, yes they are.
REAL ORings are the bomb. These are just gut bombs.
Link Posted: 11/15/2012 4:59:34 AM EST
Sad part is they could very easily buy real onion rings that are battered and frozen that come out of the frier as a decent product. Instead they get the greasy gutbomb of reconstituted onion skins, flour with bug parts, and rancid oil.

Seriously I don't even darken BK"s door much. Once in a blue moon while travelling. They're the 4th runner up in the fast food business. All fast food is the death. If I have to stop at one it's McD's southwestern salad with chicken for a sit down meal or if still driving, the southern style chicken sammich. More often I'll grab a sausage biscuit and coffee thanks to the dollar menu pricing.
Link Posted: 11/15/2012 5:08:02 AM EST
Originally Posted By Shooter66:
They make me fart. Putrid sour onion farts that make my wife go into dry heaves. They don't taste good but can be fun from time to time.


Same goes for me. Death farts that destroy relationships, and kill small animals.
Link Posted: 11/15/2012 5:08:45 AM EST
Damn I thought I was the only one who got the farts from those things.

Link Posted: 11/15/2012 5:09:11 AM EST
Originally Posted By band-aid-master:
Originally Posted By Shooter66:
They make me fart. Putrid sour onion farts that make my wife go into dry heaves. They don't taste good but can be fun from time to time.


Same goes for me. Death farts that destroy relationships, and kill small animals.


Lasts for days, too.

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