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9/22/2017 12:11:25 AM
Posted: 11/26/2002 1:09:10 PM EDT
Hole bunged! I went ot the doctor today and got my first prostate exam. It was such a moving occassion, I had them take a picture. [>(]
Link Posted: 11/26/2002 1:10:05 PM EDT
Gettin' old is COOL!
Link Posted: 11/26/2002 1:12:17 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/26/2002 1:12:33 PM EDT
As long as you didn't like the feeling, you're still Ok with me[:D]
Link Posted: 11/26/2002 1:24:09 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/26/2002 1:24:13 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/26/2002 1:28:36 PM EDT
Originally Posted By mojo: Bung. Are you too young to have a prostate exam? Just curious.
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Mojo, I heard the sick son of a gun asked the Doc for a second opinion (ie. wanted him to use TWO fingers!) Sick, just sick... TRG This is Bunghole before the exam: [thinking] During: [shock] After: [smoke] Asking for seconds: [sex]
Link Posted: 11/26/2002 1:30:04 PM EDT
"Say doctor, my kidneys feel much better in this positio- ...moooooooon river. whew! Thank you, doc. Ever serve time?"
Link Posted: 11/26/2002 1:52:44 PM EDT
I hope he trimmed his finger nails first! He probably used the middle finger, cause that one's the longest![:D] You're sure it was his finger, right?
Link Posted: 11/26/2002 2:37:28 PM EDT
Just make sure the doc doesn't have hands on BOTH of your shoulders during the exam....[;)].. fullclip
Link Posted: 11/26/2002 2:41:44 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/26/2002 2:48:53 PM EDT
Did the doc give ya a "reach-around" too?? [:P]
Link Posted: 11/26/2002 2:55:59 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/26/2002 2:58:08 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/26/2002 3:00:57 PM EDT by Sparsky]
Could've been worse... if the doctor acctually said yes to the dinner and movie.
Link Posted: 11/26/2002 3:03:45 PM EDT
I hate those damn things. I am 23 and having prostate problems right now. I'm TOO YOUNG(and straight) for this shit!
Link Posted: 11/26/2002 3:06:17 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/26/2002 3:08:31 PM EDT
M4, could you please share your problems with me? I'm 23 and afraid I have prostate issue's as well, but I'm too scared to go to doc. The biggest issue I have, sometime after ejactulation, if I try to pee after wards, sometimes as long as 2 hours afterwards, my prostate hurts like a SON OF A BITCH. It only lasts for like 30 sec to a minute. What are some signs that you are having prostate issues? Thanks
Link Posted: 11/26/2002 3:11:27 PM EDT
Originally Posted By MillerSHO: M4, could you please share your problems with me? I'm 23 and afraid I have prostate issue's as well, but I'm too scared to go to doc. The biggest issue I have, sometime after ejactulation, if I try to pee after wards, sometimes as long as 2 hours afterwards, my prostate hurts like a SON OF A BITCH. It only lasts for like 30 sec to a minute. What are some signs that you are having prostate issues? Thanks
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I'll email you about it. You know as well as I do how some people here would love to knock on this type of post.
Link Posted: 11/26/2002 3:12:50 PM EDT
I'm 31 and had some prostate "issues" as well. If there is pain in your prostate, could be prostatitis (sp?). Mine turned out to just be enlarged. If you have questions, though, check it out. It is really uncomfortable to go through the exam, but prostate "C" is a big issue for guys and the sooner you catch it the better. Here is a self test you can take for prostatitis. I dont know if it actually gives you any results, but at least you'll get an idea of the things you need to look for. http://www.prostatitis.org/symptomindex.html -Nuke
Link Posted: 11/26/2002 3:31:34 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/26/2002 3:34:04 PM EDT by LWilde]
OK...here are some details from a middle-aged dude who has been getting the finger wave for about 15 years, including one from a former president's personal physician: (She had such little hands too!) [8D] If you are having pain related to urination, see your doctor and request a referral to a urologist. If you are having pain after "too much" coffee...see your doctor. If you are having pain during or after sex...see your doctor. If you are having ANY problems with sex or any of the symptoms above, see your doctor. There is a very simple and inexpensive blood test the doc can have the lab do called a prostate specific antigen or PSA. This will give a very good indicator if you are at risk of or have prostrate cancer. I have had prostatitis for years. Mine was first diagnosed as a result of intense pain. The doc found I had a prostate tumor which was found to be benign (Whew!) [bounce] At my last exam about six months ago, it had disappeared. The doc also told me to get as much sex as I could...said it was good to keep the pipes clean. The missus didn't appreciate that though...[;D]. The doc also said that if you live long enough, all men get prostate cancer...but at 85 years old...who cares? It grows very slowly. Bottom line, it is one of those things that ought to be checked on a regular basis and whenever you have symptoms...just like a colonoscopy for colon cancer. Getting tested is a lot easier than dying from cancer.
Link Posted: 11/26/2002 3:50:50 PM EDT
Are you positive he used his finger??? [sex]
Link Posted: 11/26/2002 4:05:05 PM EDT
Good job! Colorectal is a major killer and it's so easily detected and prevented. [img]http://www.vibeplanet.com/images/ar15/NormalColon.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 11/26/2002 4:07:08 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/26/2002 4:13:08 PM EDT
llahmabung, Shirley, you are in jest! Been awhile, been occupied moving Red into new home (not mine). Whats the frequency Kenneth?
Link Posted: 11/26/2002 4:24:52 PM EDT
I had one in February. The Doctor was a HOTTIE! I'd hit it! AB
Link Posted: 11/26/2002 4:27:01 PM EDT
Originally Posted By llanero: Gettin' old is COOL!
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Getting/being "older" has it's benefits. Though it IS a mofo too. AB
Link Posted: 11/26/2002 6:37:32 PM EDT
Originally Posted By MillerSHO: M4, could you please share your problems with me? I'm 23 and afraid I have prostate issue's as well, but I'm too scared to go to doc. The biggest issue I have, sometime after ejactulation, if I try to pee after wards, sometimes as long as 2 hours afterwards, my prostate hurts like a SON OF A BITCH. It only lasts for like 30 sec to a minute. What are some signs that you are having prostate issues? Thanks
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Get it checked out! I'm like you in that I have an innate (sp?) fear of going to the doctor. I went for a problem that has been bothering me for a while now and I think not knowing what it was was taking it's toll on me mentally. I am a bit of an hypochondriac. When hear about someone else's diseases, I convince myself that I have the same symptoms. I'm not so much afraid of the doctor as much as I'm afraid of what he's going to tell me. I am really comfortable only seeing [b]my[/b] doctor and it has taken me a long time to get to that comfort level with him. But, today I had to see another doctor because mine was out. It was hard to have a man I've never met stick his finger in my ass. But, he was very cute... Er... Umm.. I mean very professional. [shock]
Link Posted: 11/26/2002 6:40:42 PM EDT
Oh yeah, the doc did another test on me that was 1000 times worse than the prostate exam but you guys don't need to know any more about that. [:)] BTW I'm 31 years old.
Link Posted: 11/26/2002 6:52:43 PM EDT
it wasnt the "fist in the craperature" or the "boot in the chocolate starfish" tests was it? or the one where you have to dress like a wood-nymph and play witht he doc's "tongue-depressor" .... or is that just [b]MY[/b] doctor?
Link Posted: 11/26/2002 6:56:00 PM EDT
seriously, when i was in undergrad my doctor kept begging me to let him check my sac for testicular cancer. he handed me brochures, gave me the whole spiel about it being the "new big killer for people your age" i never let him squeeze the scrot however i would rather die a painful death than even entertain the possibility that a creepy old codger might be grabbin the jewels for a wee spot o' fun... maybe i should look for a lady doctor to check the boys as i have been worried that this guy may have been fo' real??!!!
Link Posted: 11/26/2002 6:56:10 PM EDT
Originally Posted By colinjay: it wasnt the "fist in the craperature" or the "boot in the chocolate starfish" tests was it? or the one where you have to dress like a wood-nymph and play witht he doc's "tongue-depressor" .... or is that just [b]MY[/b] doctor?
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I think we have the same doc!
Link Posted: 11/26/2002 7:03:38 PM EDT
the guy with the cold hands and the sock puppet? damn the luck! small world...
Link Posted: 11/26/2002 9:20:39 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/26/2002 11:24:30 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/26/2002 11:57:09 PM EDT by 1GUNRUNNER]
Originally Posted By mcnielsen: "Say doctor, my kidneys feel much better in this positio- ...moooooooon river. whew! Thank you, doc. Ever serve time?"
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I'm Chevy Chase and you're not. "This one time, at The canadian Ballet...."
Link Posted: 11/27/2002 12:24:12 AM EDT
Link Posted: 11/27/2002 12:35:16 AM EDT
The question is, after the exam did the doctor give YOU $20 and said THANK YOU ?
Link Posted: 11/27/2002 12:39:03 AM EDT
Really, did you have to pay for the exam? I think these sorta exams should be free or they pay you. Oz
Link Posted: 11/27/2002 1:41:11 AM EDT
Is it true that you and the doc are going to pick out furniture next week?
Link Posted: 11/27/2002 2:02:20 AM EDT
Did the Doc have BOTH hands on your shoulders during the "exam"? Just askin'. [:O]
Link Posted: 11/27/2002 2:35:12 AM EDT
Ever wonder if proctologists pick they're nose's ? [shock] Now calm down and point your toes in. [;)]
Link Posted: 11/27/2002 3:11:22 AM EDT
Originally Posted By bunghole: Oh yeah, the doc did another test on me that was 1000 times worse than the prostate exam but you guys don't need to know any more about that. [:)] BTW I'm 31 years old.
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...like having your pecker scoped? As part of diagnosing my appendicitis, I had a finger up my butt and a tube down my d!ck. Butt-check was one of the ways they were trying to push on my appendix (Does this hurt? This?) And the weenie-poke was to look in my bladder because they thought there was blood in my urine. Butt-check: no problem. Wanker-probe: CRIIIIIIINGE!
Link Posted: 11/27/2002 4:20:20 AM EDT
I can still make it through the night, and have enough pressure to piss out the window in the morning (not that I do). I hear it is a pressure thing. Know a friend who pisses on his shoes!
Link Posted: 11/27/2002 4:53:46 AM EDT
dam bunghole! would you recommend this to all of us? do you get this done quite offten ? what did he wisper in your ear?
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