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Posted: 5/27/2003 6:03:03 AM EST
Got this in an e-mail...... [b]A shepherd was tending his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new Jeep Cherokee appeared out of a dust cloud, advanced toward him and stopped. The driver, a 20-something fella wearing a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses, and a YSL tie, leaned out of the window and asked the shepherd, "If I can tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?" The shepherd looked at the young guy, then at his peacefully grazing flock, and calmly answered, "sure." The young man parked his car, whipped out his notebook computer, connected it to a cell phone, surfed to a NASA page on the Internet wherehe called up a GPS satellite navigation system, scanned the area, then opened up a database and some Excel spreadsheets with complex formula. He finally printed out a 15-page report on his hi-tech miniaturized printer, turned around to our shepherd and said, "You have here exactly 1,586 sheep!" "Amazing! That's correct! Like I agreed, you can have one of my sheep," said the shepherd. The shepherd watched the man make a selection and bundle it into his Cherokee. When he was finished the sheepherder said, "If I can tell you exactly what your political persuasion is and who you work for, will you give me back my sheep?" "Okay, why not," answered the young man. "You're a Democrat and you're working for Jesse Jackson," said the shepherd. "Wow! That's correct," said the young man. "How did you ever guess that?" "Easy," answered the shepherd. "Nobody called you, but you showed up here anyway. You want to be paid for providing a solution to a question I already knew the answer to. And you clearly don't know squat about what you're doing. Now . . .. can I have my dog back?" [/b] [:D]
Link Posted: 5/27/2003 6:05:44 AM EST
Link Posted: 5/27/2003 6:10:11 AM EST
Originally Posted By liberty86: ...Now . . .. can I have my dog back?"
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Haha.......dog......[lol]........he picked up the dog.....[rofl] [lol]
Link Posted: 5/27/2003 6:10:22 AM EST
Heh, heh, heh...[rofl2]
Link Posted: 5/27/2003 6:28:12 AM EST
excellent.....and oh so true
Link Posted: 5/27/2003 6:44:41 AM EST
[b]Ding ! Ding ! Ding !!![/b] [:D]
Link Posted: 5/27/2003 6:57:44 AM EST
Another clue, dog was a minority.
Link Posted: 5/27/2003 7:07:19 AM EST
Funny.
Link Posted: 5/27/2003 7:07:23 AM EST
Originally Posted By u-baddog: Another clue, dog was a minority.
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[ROFL2] I hadn't thought of that!!! I do wonder, how many saw the thread title, and author, and figgered controversy! [:D] I DO see some of the usual suspects.[snoopy] (btw Ed, I saw that exchange you had the other day. You did quite well, I thought.)
Link Posted: 5/27/2003 7:29:32 AM EST
Link Posted: 5/27/2003 9:49:45 AM EST
heehee..now that's funny.
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