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Posted: 9/14/2004 5:49:23 AM EST
[rant] So I'm driving home from work the other day, and noticed this ratty van with a bumper sticker on it. Red, white and blue striped, and it says "These colors don't run"...... "THE WORLD"

Talk about getting my blood boiling. I wanted to drag the scraggly, unshaven, dopey looking college student out the scruff of his neck and beat the daylights out of him. Stupid ass communists. [/rant]
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 5:55:34 AM EST
I want that tshirt that homer is wearing in one episode of the simpsons....

uncle sam about to eat the world and it says:

"try and stop us"
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 5:56:44 AM EST
you should have just been like "...yes we do. "


Link Posted: 9/14/2004 5:57:25 AM EST

Funny how it works, those are the same people who frequently get a close-up view of my 200 pound rear bumper.

I don't know why they drive so darn close...

-Z
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 6:04:24 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 6:07:23 AM EST
You should ask TxLewis about his encounter at one of the local hippy book stores. They were selling bumper stickers that read "Down With Capitalism". Selling them FOR A PROFIT, that is. Bunch of fuggn morons!
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 6:09:44 AM EST

Originally Posted By Paul:
Originally Posted By Zhukov:
[rant] So I'm driving home from work the other day, and noticed this ratty van with a bumper sticker on it. Red, white and blue striped, and it says "These colors don't run"...... "THE WORLD"

Talk about getting my blood boiling. I wanted to drag the scraggly, unshaven, dopey looking college student out the scruff of his neck and beat the daylights out of him. Stupid ass communists. [/rant]



In TEXAS?


AUSTIN, to be specific.

The Soddom and Gomorrah of the South.
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 6:09:57 AM EST
Two lesbians rolled through the speedline at Spinard's with a bumber sticker saying "vaginas are way cool"
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 6:10:43 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 6:11:53 AM EST

Originally Posted By Zhukov:

Originally Posted By Paul:
Originally Posted By Zhukov:
[rant] So I'm driving home from work the other day, and noticed this ratty van with a bumper sticker on it. Red, white and blue striped, and it says "These colors don't run"...... "THE WORLD"

Talk about getting my blood boiling. I wanted to drag the scraggly, unshaven, dopey looking college student out the scruff of his neck and beat the daylights out of him. Stupid ass communists. [/rant]



In TEXAS?


AUSTIN, to be specific.

The Soddom and Gomorrah of the South.



Austin is the exception to common sense in texas. Pretty landscape, shitty people.
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 6:12:48 AM EST

Originally Posted By 20iner:
Two lesbians rolled through the speedline at Spinard's with a bumber sticker saying "vaginas are way cool"



I agree, we should all get those...

-Z
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 6:16:42 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 6:31:27 AM EST
Yea, My work is right up against the U of U campus. Man, sometimes I swear that Im not going to make to to the freeway without clubbing some little liberal college studen like a baby seal for the 'DEFEND AMERICA - DEFEAT BUSH!', 'BUSH IS A TERRORIST!' and other crap like that.

I guess it to each his own kind of thing, and I imagine that some of the 'anti-bush' anti-america crap is just that rebellion thing against their parents, which around here are mostly conservative, but what are these kids thinking they are working towards? A happy socialist America or an America where everyone gets an 'equal share of the pie just because they are Russia... err... Americans'. Hopefully one day they wake up and find out that the majority of the lies that they were told in the 'places of higher learning' were worth about as much as tits on a hog.
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 6:54:27 AM EST
this thread makes me remember my next door neighbor. The biggest Kerry socialist there is on the street. She has all the Skerry and Erskin Balless stickers on her Chevy Tahoe and such, but here is the irony. She has sticker that says "How many lives per gallon?"

What is the gas milage on a Tahoe????


I have but one lonely Richard Burr yard sign.......
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 7:16:44 AM EST
Yea, I saw one the other day that said"Uproot the BUSH!" How f'n stupid is that ? Sounds like something Al Gore would say. I just had to point and laugh at them .MORONS!!!
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 8:03:41 AM EST
hippy, TX, as i like to refer to it

but only because i havent found a more smartassed way to eliminate tying it to TX somehow
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 8:17:50 AM EST
The one that keeps my blood warm is

"Homes - Everybody gets one before anyone gets two"



stinkin liberals!
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 8:22:52 AM EST

Originally Posted By Mudruck:
Yea, My work is right up against the U of U campus. Man, sometimes I swear that Im not going to make to to the freeway without clubbing some little liberal college studen like a baby seal for the 'DEFEND AMERICA - DEFEAT BUSH!', 'BUSH IS A TERRORIST!' and other crap like that.

I guess it to each his own kind of thing, and I imagine that some of the 'anti-bush' anti-america crap is just that rebellion thing against their parents, which around here are mostly conservative, but what are these kids thinking they are working towards? A happy socialist America or an America where everyone gets an 'equal share of the pie just because they are Russia... err... Americans'. Hopefully one day they wake up and find out that the majority of the lies that they were told in the 'places of higher learning' were worth about as much as tits on a hog.



No. These kids aren't thinking things through at all. Cmon, it's just cool to rebel. They care more about their next bong-hit than they really do about communism.
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 8:27:31 AM EST
I used to get all worked up at those stickers, but I actually find them to be a very useful tool. Now when I see one, I translate it as "please cut me off". That way you can relieve all of your driving stresses without having to feel guilty. Just this morning, I had a large opening to merge into the next lane to exit the freeway. But then I saw a Kerry sticker a few cars up. So instead of easing into the open space right next to me, I sped up an squeezed into the very small space in front of the Kerry car (I'm in a Dodge Ram and she was some little rice-burner "SUV"). I walked into work with a smile on my face.
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 10:56:53 AM EST
What I always get pissed about is seeing a yellow ribbon and a Kerry sticker on a car. Those two simply do not go together.
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 11:06:01 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 11:06:16 AM EST

Originally Posted By gilfrd:
The one that keeps my blood warm is

"Homes - Everybody gets one before anyone gets two"



stinkin liberals!

So vote for Kerry - who's wife has FIVE?
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 11:08:57 AM EST
How about a KIA with a sticker that says "Try Peace"
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 11:10:10 AM EST

Originally Posted By 20iner:
Two lesbians rolled through the speedline at Spinard's with a bumber sticker saying "vaginas are way cool"


Well, the are.
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 11:10:23 AM EST


BigDozer66
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 11:15:37 AM EST

Originally Posted By DPeacher:
You should ask TxLewis about his encounter at one of the local hippy book stores. They were selling bumper stickers that read "Down With Capitalism". Selling them FOR A PROFIT, that is. Bunch of fuggn morons!




If you're going to ask him ... don't use IM, since his account is locked.

Link Posted: 9/14/2004 11:17:55 AM EST

Originally Posted By Zhukov:



AUSTIN, to be specific.

The Soddom and Gomorrah of the South.




That's Sodom on the Colorado, to those of us who live here.

Hey on the bright side, if we keep austin weird, it concentrates the nuts in one spot for easy cleanup or containment. Not to mention providing me with hours of "Jackass" like entertainment.


96Ag
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 11:24:03 AM EST
I was in Barnes and Noble the other day. You can buy abunch of fuck face type bumperstickers in a booklet. Stuff like, "Don't leave a billionaire behind..." and other horse shiet.

I notice something too, they're a lot of anti conservative books with "Hate" in the title. These re-a-fuctards just positvely, jumping up and down on their cocks, hate our guts!

Fuck them!

Bilster
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 11:27:14 AM EST

Originally Posted By bilster:
I was in Barnes and Noble the other day. You can buy abunch of fuck face type bumperstickers in a booklet. Stuff like, "Don't leave a billionaire behind..." and other horse shiet.

I notice something too, they're a lot of anti conservative books with "Hate" in the title. These re-a-fuctards just positvely, jumping up and down on their cocks, hate our guts!

Fuck them!

Bilster



it's easy to hate something you're jealous of... We got all the facts. We apparently got all the brains...
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 1:54:51 PM EST

AUSTIN, to be specific.

The Soddom and Gomorrah of the South.

Austin is the exception to common sense in texas. Pretty landscape, shitty people.

+1
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 1:57:06 PM EST
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Link Posted: 9/14/2004 6:17:32 PM EST
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