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Posted: 8/25/2002 11:08:29 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/26/2002 1:33:36 AM EDT by ProfessorEvil]
Recently, both my dogs came to me and asked, nay, demanded that I post their movie reviews here online for you all to enjoy. So this weekend we sat down and viewed some flicks and then I got their opinions. Their rating scale is a bit different than the thumbs up/down, bit, they'll either Woof! (good), Howl (ok), or Growl (bad). First up in the stack of DVD's was "They Call Me Trinity". This Canadian produced western, shot in Italy, features a fast talking gunslinger who's traveling around looking for something to do. Bullitt thought the transfer quality sucked, but enjoyed some of the slapstick-esque humor. He also felt the lack of portrayal of the value of canines in the west was a big minus. Stumpy disliked nearly the whole thing, except for the Sherriff. Bullitt: a Howl Stumpy: a Growl. After that we viewed "Office Space", a story of several hapless employed folks. Bullitt felt this film was an enjoyable comedy, but thought the main character was a wuss. Stumpy disliked nearly everything, and said the film, except for Jennifer Anniston, sucked. Bullitt: a Woof! Stumpy: a growl. Finally, our last picture of the night, "Dolemite". A 1970's blaxploitation film in which the title character is released from prison to help track down a drug and gun pusher. Bullitt and Stumpy both went outside and pooped after this film, then came in and gave it a very special rating: [img]http://www.aforkinthetoad.com/images/P8250010_small.jpg[/img] Bullitt: Poop! Stumpy: Crunchy!
Link Posted: 8/25/2002 11:21:08 PM EDT
Were you inhaling some of the smoke from today's brush fire in Briones park? he he
Link Posted: 8/25/2002 11:26:16 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/25/2002 11:27:08 PM EDT
LMAO Both girls slept through "We Were Soldiers" today.
Link Posted: 8/25/2002 11:30:08 PM EDT
Originally Posted By TREETOP: Dude, Dolemite's a classic. My friends and I've got most of the movie lines memorized, and use them whenever possible. I can't believe you fed it to the pooches.
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They stole it, actually. They used to only go after stuff on the floor but I've been carefully avoiding leaving things there. BTW, this was a rental, too. [:(] Oh, and "I'm so bad I kick my OWN ass twice a day!"
Link Posted: 8/26/2002 4:40:11 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/26/2002 5:58:58 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Big_Bear: You tell Stumpy I said he's a grouchy pooch.
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Stumpy says: GGGGrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!! note, he still paws at the screen when J.A. comes on for some reason, though.
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Link Posted: 8/27/2002 11:08:28 AM EDT
Ever see the movie where the Trinity Boys are small-time crooks looking for a score, so they break into the back door of a large store to hold it up, but there is a police station there! Doing some fast talking, Hill ends up getting them both hired on as rookie cops. It was worth some good laughs. Can't recall the title of it.
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Link Posted: 8/28/2002 1:55:42 AM EDT
[url]http://us.imdb.com/Title?0070215[/url] [url]http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00005IC53/ref=ase_imdb-adbox/102-7392345-0252163[/url] I'll have to add it to the netflix queue.
Link Posted: 8/28/2002 5:15:02 AM EDT
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