Late last night a friend called me to brag about how this chick picked him up at this bar. He said that she was a super hot 37 year old MILF. Blonde, skinny, decent rack, and a great ass.
I'm thinking good for you bro.
Well later on that night he called me on his way home to brag about all the great sex that he got. And she gave him her number. He was thinking cool for a one nighter, maybe a booty call in the future, but thats all.
I'm in law enforcement, so of course I used a jail program (totally legal) to look up her name to see if she's every been arrested.
And she has been arrested all right! Disturbing the peace, Soliciting
, no drivers lic, Domestic assault, stalking, home invasion, and best of all ASSAULT ON A POLICE OFFICER!
When she was incarcerated she attemped suicide several times!
He erased her phone number after that. I now think he really knows how to pick-um! I hope she doen't try to stalk him too!