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Posted: 2/11/2006 10:47:24 PM EDT
Late last night a friend called me to brag about how this chick picked him up at this bar. He said that she was a super hot 37 year old MILF. Blonde, skinny, decent rack, and a great ass.
I'm thinking good for you bro. Well later on that night he called me on his way home to brag about all the great sex that he got. And she gave him her number. He was thinking cool for a one nighter, maybe a booty call in the future, but thats all. I'm in law enforcement, so of course I used a jail program (totally legal) to look up her name to see if she's every been arrested. And she has been arrested all right! Disturbing the peace, Soliciting  , no drivers lic, Domestic assault, stalking, home invasion, and best of all ASSAULT ON A POLICE OFFICER! When she was incarcerated she attemped suicide several times!  He erased her phone number after that. I now think he really knows how to pick-um! I hope she doen't try to stalk him too! 
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Posted: 2/11/2006 10:48:38 PM EDT
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Soooo....Whats her number again?
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Posted: 2/11/2006 10:50:50 PM EDT
[#2]
Soliciting?
Hope he wrapped that. |
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Posted: 2/11/2006 10:51:42 PM EDT
[#3]
Who says the best ones are already taken?
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Posted: 2/11/2006 10:54:44 PM EDT
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Sounds like the ones I used to pick up.
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Posted: 2/11/2006 10:56:07 PM EDT
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Dang....tell my ex to check in when she can.
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Posted: 2/11/2006 10:56:46 PM EDT
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 Ziiiiing |
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Posted: 2/11/2006 10:57:17 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/11/2006 10:58:14 PM EDT
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He told me he went through 3 condoms. 
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Posted: 2/11/2006 10:58:58 PM EDT
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Dating a prostitute? The sex damn well better be GREAT
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Posted: 2/11/2006 10:59:37 PM EDT
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Better than a boring librarian.
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Posted: 2/12/2006 5:18:54 AM EDT
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One on top of the other, I hope. 3 layers of protection probably ain't enough. Anybody got any left over penicillin they can send this guy  rj |
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Posted: 2/12/2006 5:24:12 AM EDT
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I hope he brought the condoms.. and he didnt leave it outa his sight.
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Posted: 2/12/2006 5:24:21 AM EDT
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Crazy chicks are always good in the sack.
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Posted: 2/12/2006 5:25:02 AM EDT
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I've always wondered... why tho? |
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Posted: 2/12/2006 5:25:17 AM EDT
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Mom?
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Posted: 2/12/2006 5:26:46 AM EDT
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Dude, post her best-looking mug shot. |
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Posted: 2/12/2006 5:28:30 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/12/2006 5:36:51 AM EDT
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'Cause they're crazy!!! |
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Posted: 2/12/2006 5:40:40 AM EDT
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They have to be good for SOMETHING |
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