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Posted: 2/11/2006 10:47:24 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/11/2006 10:50:30 PM EDT by Speedinc]
Late last night a friend called me to brag about how this chick picked him up at this bar. He said that she was a super hot 37 year old MILF. Blonde, skinny, decent rack, and a great ass.
I'm thinking good for you bro.

Well later on that night he called me on his way home to brag about all the great sex that he got. And she gave him her number. He was thinking cool for a one nighter, maybe a booty call in the future, but thats all.

I'm in law enforcement, so of course I used a jail program (totally legal) to look up her name to see if she's every been arrested.

And she has been arrested all right! Disturbing the peace, Soliciting , no drivers lic, Domestic assault, stalking, home invasion, and best of all ASSAULT ON A POLICE OFFICER!

When she was incarcerated she attemped suicide several times!

He erased her phone number after that. I now think he really knows how to pick-um! I hope she doen't try to stalk him too!
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 10:48:38 PM EDT
Soooo....Whats her number again?
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 10:50:50 PM EDT
Soliciting?

Hope he wrapped that.
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 10:51:42 PM EDT
Who says the best ones are already taken?
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 10:54:44 PM EDT
Sounds like the ones I used to pick up.
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 10:56:07 PM EDT
Dang....tell my ex to check in when she can.
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 10:56:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By wolfman97:
Who says the best ones are already taken?




Ziiiiing
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 10:57:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By southeast_scrounger:
Dang....tell my ex to check in when she can.



Link Posted: 2/11/2006 10:58:14 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Spade:
Soliciting?

Hope he wrapped that.



He told me he went through 3 condoms.
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 10:58:58 PM EDT
Dating a prostitute? The sex damn well better be GREAT
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 10:59:37 PM EDT
Better than a boring librarian.
Link Posted: 2/12/2006 5:18:54 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Speedinc:
He told me he went through 3 condoms.



One on top of the other, I hope. 3 layers of protection probably ain't enough. Anybody got any left over penicillin they can send this guy

rj
Link Posted: 2/12/2006 5:24:12 AM EDT
I hope he brought the condoms.. and he didnt leave it outa his sight.

Link Posted: 2/12/2006 5:24:21 AM EDT
Crazy chicks are always good in the sack.
Link Posted: 2/12/2006 5:25:02 AM EDT

Originally Posted By raven:
Crazy chicks are always good in the sack.



I've always wondered... why tho?
Link Posted: 2/12/2006 5:25:17 AM EDT
Mom?
Link Posted: 2/12/2006 5:26:46 AM EDT

Dude, post her best-looking mug shot.

Link Posted: 2/12/2006 5:28:30 AM EDT

Originally Posted By AvengeR15:
Dude, post her best-looking mug shot.




Link Posted: 2/12/2006 5:36:51 AM EDT

Originally Posted By VooDoo3dfx:

Originally Posted By raven:
Crazy chicks are always good in the sack.



I've always wondered... why tho?


'Cause they're crazy!!!
Link Posted: 2/12/2006 5:40:40 AM EDT

Originally Posted By VooDoo3dfx:

Originally Posted By raven:
Crazy chicks are always good in the sack.



I've always wondered... why tho?



They have to be good for SOMETHING
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