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Posted: 7/17/2010 11:41:08 AM EDT
Here are the rules. Come up with the funniest thing I have ever seen. Pics, stories, jokes all are fair game. I have 2 fellow arfcommers to help me judge a winner. You will have 48hrs from the time of post, we will choose a winner @ 1500 CST on Monday. I received a free membership and am just paying it forward. Make me laugh Arfcom.


Ready GO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 7/17/2010 11:43:10 AM EDT
tag for lulz, and judgement
Link Posted: 7/17/2010 11:44:02 AM EDT
This bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods
The bear looks at the rabbit and says "Does shit stick to your fur?"
The rabbit says "No."
So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.
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[Last Edit: 7/17/2010 12:56:16 PM EDT by HiredHitman]


Link Posted: 7/17/2010 11:58:09 AM EDT
The thread about worst sex stories ever is the funniest thing I have read on ARF, particularly the story when the guy compared pulling the anal beeds out of his girlfriend to pull-starting a lawnmower.

I am gonna try and find the archived thread.

Of course, there is always True Hollywood Stories!
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Link Posted: 7/17/2010 12:06:52 PM EDT
Tag for teh lollitude.
Link Posted: 7/17/2010 12:07:22 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/17/2010 4:20:34 PM EDT by CujoTwoOne]










Link Posted: 7/17/2010 12:15:52 PM EDT
Originally Posted By SouthEndXGF:
tag for lulz, and judgement


Link Posted: 7/17/2010 12:26:29 PM EDT
Found this on another site...

Well, I debated all day whether I should share with what happened to me last night, so since I can't tell my family i'll tell you internet strangers my story.

Ok it was my cheat day on a bulking diet, so I put away about 8000 calories including a lot of alcohol last night. Im at the usual weekend parties and i've been talking to this girl for the majority of the night. She's 17, so still a little on the immature side, but im only 19 so its all good.

Anyway i've talked to this girl a few times before, and to make a long story short I ended up going back with her to her room. About another 8 shots later, we end up fooling around on her bed, didnt bang her, but did pretty much everything else.

So about 10min's into her giving me head, I had to drop the fattest shit in my life. All my meals were followed by 3tsp of metamucil so I could get lots of fiber in me to combat the carbs a little. Anyway im holdin my #2 in and finally it goes away. We both end up passing out on her bed, she's butt naked and im in my boxers.

I must have passed out about 10min after she did around 3am. I wake up at about 8am to piss and I find myself covered in shit. Im thinking WTF, and what happened was I shit myself when I was sleeping. It was all over the bed, sheets,etc.... Im freakin out so I did the most horrible thing in the world.

She's sleeping with her back towards me, so I take my boxers off, scoop up some shit and gently smear it on the inside of her butt, her lower back, and a little on the back of ther hammies. I get dressed and leave LOL This poor girl is gonna think she did it. I didnt know what else to do though. Anyway, im really gonna have to avoid her and I have no clue what im gonna do when I end up running into her.
Link Posted: 7/17/2010 12:32:01 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/17/2010 12:36:30 PM EDT by LIINTLICKR]




You gotta watch the entire 13+ minutes of it...epic lulz.





























I'm sorry...redemption is forth coming.

































 
 
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Originally Posted By blackfly53:




Struttin
Struttin remix
















Thanks, now I'll have that song in my head for days.



Strut that ass, strut that ass, strut that ass...strutin that ass!










































 
 
 
Link Posted: 7/17/2010 12:49:41 PM EDT
LOL...I made this



But somebody just posted it before me.




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[Last Edit: 7/17/2010 1:57:31 PM EDT by CombatMP]
PS. My membership runs out on the 29th






























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Link Posted: 7/17/2010 1:57:14 PM EDT
Originally Posted By MSC182:
This bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods
The bear looks at the rabbit and says "Does shit stick to your fur?"
The rabbit says "No."
So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.




WIN right there.
Link Posted: 7/17/2010 2:03:28 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/17/2010 2:04:59 PM EDT by arst1]
Oh so in on 1!!

ETA: First in on 1....sniff...so beautiful...
Link Posted: 7/17/2010 2:12:52 PM EDT
*WARNING*

Do not click if anyone around you is asleep...

*WARNING*

LAUGH SO HARD YOU'LL CRY


(fingers crossed)
Link Posted: 7/17/2010 2:15:41 PM EDT



Originally Posted By TexasDoubleTap:


*WARNING*



Do not click if anyone around you is asleep...



*WARNING*



LAUGH SO HARD YOU'LL CRY





(fingers crossed)


Little late to the party Cinderella.  Try the fourth post.



 
Link Posted: 7/17/2010 2:23:13 PM EDT
True Story. One day at work after a night of drinking, and eating steak. I had the farts real bad. So I was working in a small room that was were all the electrical panels were. I cut a silent but deadly that would strip the paint off any surface. I left the electrical room almost gagging. I see my foreman standing nearby. I tell him "hey Tom I think I smell wires burning". He opened the door and took a big wiff of air. Poor guy almost threw up. I was on clean up duty from there on out.
Link Posted: 7/17/2010 3:02:44 PM EDT
Nice job keep it up.
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[Last Edit: 7/17/2010 3:20:34 PM EDT by coy121]
Link Posted: 7/17/2010 3:32:07 PM EDT



Originally Posted By CombatMP:


PS. My membership runs out on the 29th







OMFG! you owe me a new keyboard!





 
Link Posted: 7/17/2010 3:44:39 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/17/2010 3:45:01 PM EDT by VTJosh]
Originally Posted By TexasDoubleTap:
*WARNING*

Do not click if anyone around you is asleep...

*WARNING*

LAUGH SO HARD YOU'LL CRY


(fingers crossed)


OMFG!!!!!! I never saw this until now but goddamn is that funny! I'm in tears after reading that. BRAVO!!!!1
Link Posted: 7/17/2010 3:46:56 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/17/2010 3:56:00 PM EDT by dtux]
Link Posted: 7/17/2010 3:47:29 PM EDT


Mexican Midget Dancer Taking You Into the Weekend
     



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XWuF4Zdtxc&feature=player_embedded




 
Link Posted: 7/17/2010 3:49:12 PM EDT
These are good. So far the best ones have dogs in them.
Link Posted: 7/17/2010 3:58:19 PM EDT
Originally Posted By VTJosh:
Originally Posted By TexasDoubleTap:
*WARNING*

Do not click if anyone around you is asleep...

*WARNING*

LAUGH SO HARD YOU'LL CRY


(fingers crossed)


OMFG!!!!!! I never saw this until now but goddamn is that funny! I'm in tears after reading that. BRAVO!!!!1


http://www.27bslash6.com/

There's the original guy that did it if you enjoyed it
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Bump
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lots o lulz
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 1:08:29 PM EDT
IN!   I need the laughs...
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 6:06:58 PM EDT
So far second 24hrs is full of fail
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 6:19:08 PM EDT
Originally Posted By trav1921:
So far second 24hrs is full of fail


Yeah, I have nothing to compete with the above...  
Link Posted: 7/19/2010 6:58:45 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/19/2010 8:35:58 AM EDT by nicojh]
Link Posted: 7/19/2010 7:16:49 AM EDT
Full Metal Star Wars

Fingers crossed for win
Link Posted: 7/19/2010 7:42:40 AM EDT
Oh geez, several things in this thread have had me almost busting a gut laughing.
Link Posted: 7/19/2010 7:52:58 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/19/2010 8:29:58 AM EDT by coolrock6644]
Most all of these videos: Prepare to Laugh

Here are two songs ARFCOM with also love. Video 1 Video 2
HAHAHA

ETA: Post 87.
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[Last Edit: 7/19/2010 8:16:47 AM EDT by coolrock6644]
Double Tap
Link Posted: 7/19/2010 10:42:57 AM EDT
Originally Posted By coolrock6644:
Double Tap


Dude... It took you about 8 minutes to double tap??
Link Posted: 7/19/2010 11:04:01 AM EDT
Originally Posted By M8_:
Originally Posted By coolrock6644:
Double Tap


Dude... It took you about 8 minutes to double tap??


OK, more of a ND I guess lol.
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