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Posted: 8/15/2005 10:01:36 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/15/2005 10:56:53 PM EDT by 82ndAbn]


Brits steal carloads of F**king Austrian roadsigns

By Lester Haines
Published Monday 15th August 2005 13:06 GMT

An Austrian village called Fucking will not change its name despite sniggering Brits making off with its roadsigns.

Mayor Siegfried Hauppl has asked visitors to lay off the signs which began to attract outside attention after British and US soldiers passing through in 1945 illuminated the locals as to the English meaning of Fucking, Ananova reports.

Hauppl explained: "We had a vote last year on whether to rename the town, but decided to keep it as it is. After all, Fucking has existed for 800 years, probably when a Mr Fuck or the Fuck family moved into the area. The 'ing' was added as a word for settlement."

We reckon that Fucking has been around a lot longer than 800 years, otherwise there wouldn't have been any Fucks to lend their name to the village in the first place, would there?

Be that as it may, the disappointing news is that the residents of Fucking are - according to Franz Duernsteiner, an expert on preposterous Austrian village names - very "conservative" people. He said: "Most of them can speak English, and when someone asks them where they come from they are a little ashamed to say it."

That's fair enough, and certainly something the residents of Milton Keynes can sympathise with.
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 10:17:30 PM EDT
Rofl, I want one of these road signs.

A commonly stolen road sign around here is for "Bong recreation area".
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 10:23:57 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/15/2005 10:24:48 PM EDT by Bostonterrier97]
No Honor Among Theives...

Sounds pretty F_cked Up If you ask me
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 10:23:57 PM EDT
Those poor fucks
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 10:24:45 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/15/2005 10:25:18 PM EDT by Airwolf]
Google Image search turned up this:

Link Posted: 8/15/2005 10:25:48 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/15/2005 10:26:54 PM EDT by Kooter]

Originally Posted By Airwolf:
Google Image search turned up this:


Fucking: Please, not so fast

Link Posted: 8/15/2005 10:26:39 PM EDT
In high school I had one that said "speed hump" on the ceiling above my bed.

My parents wern't to thrilled to say the least.
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 3:17:42 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Kooter:

Fucking: Please, not so fast

hahahahaha that could only have been written by a woman!

so, are residents called "fuckers"?
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 3:21:24 AM EDT
Just try and find a mile marker 69 anywhere in America
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 11:51:37 AM EDT
It's a fucking nice town... I tried to steal on if the signs, but I couldn't figure out how to get the fucking thing back to the fucking US in my fucking backpack o nthe fucking airplane.

Soooooo, if you live in the town of Fucking... Are you a Fuck or a Fucker ?
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