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Posted: 9/14/2005 3:14:05 PM EDT
I can't believe the day has finally come! I'm overcome with joy!
www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/63416

carry on...

Link Posted: 9/14/2005 3:15:48 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/14/2005 3:16:36 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/14/2005 3:17:55 PM EDT

Originally Posted By WooDy_the_infidel:
I can't believe the day has finally come! I'm overcum with joy!
www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/63416

carry on...



[whistling] [whistling]
Link Posted: 9/14/2005 3:18:08 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/14/2005 3:18:33 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/14/2005 3:22:27 PM EDT by KnobCreek]
KnobCreek had the shits last weekend.
Link Posted: 9/14/2005 3:20:38 PM EDT
crackbaby?
Link Posted: 9/14/2005 3:22:32 PM EDT
C-section baby. Gonna screw up that lovely tummy.
Link Posted: 9/14/2005 3:23:21 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/14/2005 3:24:17 PM EDT by glockguy40]

Originally Posted By DzlBenz:



+1
Link Posted: 9/14/2005 3:25:58 PM EDT
Who
Link Posted: 9/14/2005 3:26:43 PM EDT
I can't find my "who gives a fuck" flag.
Link Posted: 9/14/2005 3:27:31 PM EDT
Damn that was quick.
Link Posted: 9/14/2005 3:28:35 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/14/2005 3:28:43 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/14/2005 3:29:01 PM EDT by Mauser101]
Didn't even know she was preggers. Dang kids gonna grow up with issues.
Link Posted: 9/14/2005 3:39:19 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/14/2005 3:39:50 PM EDT by GTLandser]
............
Link Posted: 9/14/2005 3:39:38 PM EDT
So?
Link Posted: 9/14/2005 3:41:14 PM EDT
Poor kid doesn't have a chance.

He'll have money, but nothing else... No class, no intelligence, nothing.
Link Posted: 9/14/2005 3:44:29 PM EDT


Link Posted: 9/14/2005 3:48:05 PM EDT

Originally Posted By macman37:
Poor kid doesn't have a chance.

He'll have money, but nothing else... No class, no intelligence, nothing.



Lucky for him that in America, money is all you need.
Link Posted: 9/14/2005 3:49:11 PM EDT
At least he won't be a "ho" like his mother.
Link Posted: 9/14/2005 3:50:31 PM EDT
It's official, Britney's a MILF.

HS1
Link Posted: 9/14/2005 4:01:29 PM EDT
A C-section, with those gigantic hips? That's weird. Probably hospital afraid of a lawsuit...
Link Posted: 9/14/2005 4:55:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sslocal:
C-section baby. Gonna screw up that lovely tummy.



Like she can't afford to have that "fixed".
Link Posted: 9/14/2005 4:59:22 PM EDT
A future coke addict and convenience store robber is born.
Link Posted: 9/14/2005 5:00:22 PM EDT
I bet she keeps the weight on.
Link Posted: 9/14/2005 5:01:55 PM EDT
damn the kid is barely out and you guys are calling him a felon already. Precrime division predictions?
Link Posted: 9/14/2005 5:01:59 PM EDT
Just like 6+ Billion other women have done.
Link Posted: 9/14/2005 5:04:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Combat_Jack:
I bet she keeps the weight on.



Yup.......she's gonna be a big one in a few more years.......picture a blond Kirstie alley who smokes and drinks like a fish..........
Link Posted: 9/14/2005 5:04:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ChrisLe:



+1
Link Posted: 9/14/2005 5:08:19 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/14/2005 5:09:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By WooDy_the_infidel:
I can't believe the day has finally come! I'm overcome with joy!
www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/63416

carry on...




Whoopdee damn doo-doo!

I think I will celebrate by clipping my toenails and going to sleep.

I am a real party animal.
Link Posted: 9/14/2005 5:11:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bigdb1:

Originally Posted By macman37:
Poor kid doesn't have a chance.

He'll have money, but nothing else... No class, no intelligence, nothing.



Lucky for him that in America, money is all you need.



That is what Mike Tyson thought
Link Posted: 9/14/2005 5:11:45 PM EDT
And this is importanr; Why ?
Link Posted: 9/14/2005 5:18:07 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/14/2005 5:20:08 PM EDT by John_Wayne777]

Originally Posted By twonami:
damn the kid is barely out and you guys are calling him a felon already. Precrime division predictions?



The kids odds are expressable in mathematical notation by the FU formula, as part of the F*cked Up scale:

M(gm X gf) 2 + D(obm X ic) 3 + TF = KFUF

M = Mother
gm = f'ed up grandmother
gf = f'ed up grandfather

D = Daddy
obm = other babies mamas
ic = illegitimate children

TF = Trust Fund

KFUF = Kid's F'ed Up factor

According to my calculations, Britney's kid is going to be exactly 13.7% less F'ed Up than Michael Jackson's kids, and 22.4% more F'ed Up than Madonnas kids.

This is not a suprise as Madonna's husband doesn't have as high of an idiot factor as Britney's. Britney and Madona's idiot factor is very close. Though Britney hasn't posed nude in a sex book yet, both she and Madonna have feigned masturbation on stage, so that pulls them about equal. Madonna's age also plays a factor, as she will be dead sooner in her kid's lives than Britney, limiting their exposure to her I factor. Signs are encouraging as she recently fell off of a horse....

Link Posted: 9/14/2005 5:19:25 PM EDT
Great. Another spoiled brat has been brought into the world.

Bet the kid's first word will be "therapy".
Link Posted: 9/14/2005 5:26:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By HighStrung1:
It's official, Britney's a MILF.

HS1



No, she's a ho-bag.
Link Posted: 9/14/2005 5:31:09 PM EDT

Originally Posted By shootemup:

Originally Posted By bigdb1:

Originally Posted By macman37:
Poor kid doesn't have a chance.

He'll have money, but nothing else... No class, no intelligence, nothing.



Lucky for him that in America, money is all you need.



That is what Mike Tyson thought



Problem is that Mike Tyson still has people tripping over themselves to loan him money.......
Link Posted: 9/14/2005 5:33:32 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:
Great. Another spoiled brat has been brought into the world.

Bet the kid's first word will be "therapy".



WTF... not a week old yet, and the kid is already a spoiled brat???
Link Posted: 9/14/2005 5:35:27 PM EDT
I can imagine the alternate ending scene in Butterfly effect where Brits kid is trying to kill him self in the womb before he has to go out and see mommy and the boy wonder. Poor kid.. at least he will be rich, money cant but you love but it can buy lots and lots of therepy.
Link Posted: 9/14/2005 5:37:10 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/14/2005 5:39:22 PM EDT

Originally Posted By John_Wayne777:

Originally Posted By WooDy_the_infidel:
I can't believe the day has finally come! I'm overcome with joy!
www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/63416

carry on...




Whoopdee damn doo-doo!

I think I will celebrate by clipping my toenails and going to sleep.

I am a real party animal.




Why can't you just be happy for the bitch!?
Link Posted: 9/14/2005 5:41:04 PM EDT
I'll take "things I couldn't give a rat's ass on fire about" for $1000, Alex.
Link Posted: 9/14/2005 5:49:19 PM EDT
I'd still let her sister nail me....if that means anything.
Link Posted: 9/14/2005 5:51:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bigdb1:

Originally Posted By macman37:
Poor kid doesn't have a chance.

He'll have money, but nothing else... No class, no intelligence, nothing.



Lucky for him that in America, money is all you need.



Sadly, you are totally correct...
Link Posted: 9/14/2005 5:56:04 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/14/2005 5:57:04 PM EDT by PeteCO]

Originally Posted By Triumph955i:
I'd still let her sister nail me....if that means anything.



Eh, I'd let her give me a blumpkin

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=blumpkin
Link Posted: 9/14/2005 6:00:50 PM EDT
So how long before the first pics of her in a tubetop with the baby on her hip and a cig dangling from her bottom lip?
Link Posted: 9/14/2005 6:02:24 PM EDT
Are they certain of the father?
Link Posted: 9/14/2005 6:11:01 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/14/2005 6:13:26 PM EDT
www.nzherald.co.nz/section/6/story.cfm?c_id=6&ObjectID=10345694



A better source than the National Enquirer....
Link Posted: 9/14/2005 6:24:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ED_P:
A C-section, with those gigantic hips? That's weird. Probably hospital afraid of a lawsuit...



She chose that so she wouldn't have to endure labor.
Link Posted: 9/14/2005 6:40:12 PM EDT
will Madonna be the God Mother?.....I could only expect it
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