With new (almost effective!) METAL BAR, FIRE EXTINGUISHER, OFFICE CHAIR, and METAL ROD Mk II! (local constable approval required before purchase). Provides illusion of effective self defense during 20min wait for bobbie response!
British Store Security at work
Probably has been seen before, but I had to post it. TWENTY FREAKING MINUTES, that guy is loose in there, attacking and threatening. JUST ONE cheap .38 revolver or a bargain-bin 12 ga. would have stopped the whole thing instantly. Might not even need to shoot him, just tie him up and keep an eye on him until the cops got off their asses, finished their donuts, polished their buttons, sipped their coffee...
This video should be mandatory viewing for a joint session of Congress, every time somebody tries to make buying a gun harder for an upstanding citizen.
/done preaching to the choir