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Posted: 1/21/2013 7:41:30 PM EDT









Police have revealed the chilling array of deadly weapons they seized in just four months - including a crossbow and a traditional samurai sword.


The fearsome arsenal, which even includes a gold-plated axe , was put on display yesterday by West Midlands Police as part of a new anti-weapons campaign.











 
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 7:43:34 PM EDT
[#1]
At practical pistol and 3-gun competitions, many of our fellow shooters have British accents. I'm guessing this is because they left their retarded and freedom hating homeland for the great New World that the rest of us discovered 500 years ago.



Ever consider doing the same?
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 7:43:45 PM EDT
[#2]
+5 damage



-2 durability
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 7:44:46 PM EDT
[#3]
And this is why.. no matter how much 'gun control' is put into place, people will find a way to create violence upon one another.

Idiots.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 7:46:07 PM EDT
[#4]



Quoted:

Ever consider doing the same?
What, and leave the confines of my home?

 



No thank you sir. I've got internet porn, a microwave, and Asda home delivery.

Why on earth would I want to venture out onto the Sharia zone streets, let alone make my way to the airport.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 7:48:39 PM EDT
[#5]
You no longer get to complain about Brit Bash Tuesday.  Not after giving us Piers Morgan.  We could bash you up and down Afrcom 24/7 and the accounts would still not be even.




Link Posted: 1/21/2013 7:53:59 PM EDT
[#6]
No doubt the forks will be next!
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 7:56:01 PM EDT
[#7]
Okay, who makes this mammy jammer?






Link Posted: 1/21/2013 7:58:50 PM EDT
[#8]
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 8:00:37 PM EDT
[#9]



Quoted:


Brit Bast is waning, it's all a bit too close to home for our American friends now
I miss the old Brit Bash threads.

 



Anyway we can let targettarget back every once in a while? Even if his threads were as silly as mine, they were usually a lot funnier.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 8:01:24 PM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
+5 damage

-2 durability

Lol


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Link Posted: 1/21/2013 8:03:50 PM EDT
[#11]
Wow, the country of my forefathers is frigging retarded....................
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 8:05:34 PM EDT
[#12]
I'm so pissed right now. I fully expected a badass gold plated axe, all I got was a chincy brass wall hanger. The baseball bat looks to have seen some use though.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 8:05:56 PM EDT
[#13]
Step 1) Have West Bromwich Albion, Aston Villa, Wolverhampton Wanderers, and Birmingham City play 24/7.  
Step 2) ???
Step 3) Profit!

Step 4) The West Midlands would do nothing but watch football, thus no stabby stabby.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 8:10:26 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
At practical pistol and 3-gun competitions, many of our fellow shooters have British accents. I'm guessing this is because they left their retarded and freedom hating homeland for the great New World that the rest of us discovered 500 years ago.

Ever consider doing the same?


That's what I did.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 8:11:00 PM EDT
[#15]
Horror: This image shows a machete and a samurai sword as well as a metal baseball bat

The horror!, the horror !
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 8:19:18 PM EDT
[#16]
I want to see Cricket bat grooved to accept obsidian/flint pieces all the way around the narrow edges.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 8:21:40 PM EDT
[#17]
In my office I have two folding knives, a 9mm handgun, a .223 caliber rifle, a .22 caliber rifle, and 6mm airsoft pistol (on display)... I guess the UK will have to order an orbital strike... just to be sure.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 8:22:47 PM EDT
[#18]
Basically....
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 8:24:56 PM EDT
[#19]
Hypothetically, how much could one get for a 1970s winchester .22 with 5 round detachable magazine on the black market in the UK?
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 8:57:12 PM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
Hypothetically, how much could one get for a 1970s winchester .22 with 5 round detachable magazine on the black market in the UK?


Anyone?
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 9:03:49 PM EDT
[#21]



Quoted:


Hypothetically, how much could one get for a 1970s winchester .22 with 5 round detachable magazine on the black market in the UK?

Just ignore the top text.


.





 
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 9:04:03 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
+5 damage

-2 durability



no +1 vs. Undead?
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 9:05:48 PM EDT
[#23]



Quoted:



Quoted:

Hypothetically, how much could one get for a 1970s winchester .22 with 5 round detachable magazine on the black market in the UK?




Anyone?


About 87 pounds.





 
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 9:09:23 PM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Hypothetically, how much could one get for a 1970s winchester .22 with 5 round detachable magazine on the black market in the UK?


Anyone?


Two sheep, five pints, a snog and sod all else.





Did that sound about right?  
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 12:09:18 AM EDT
[#25]
Damn, Cromlech...that is insane.

It must be an uncomfortable feeling, knowing the extremes of disarmament your government desires.

Maybe things will be different under Sharia.
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 12:12:46 AM EDT
[#26]
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 12:13:29 AM EDT
[#27]



Quoted:

Maybe things will be different under Sharia.

I am looking forward to that day, when the violence can finally end, and all this boozing and whoring stops.




I'm about ready to pop the cover on my P(owercell)Mag for my Muslamic Ray Gun.



 
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 12:20:36 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/22/2013 12:23:35 AM EDT
[#29]
I wonder if any of that stuff had any value at all.
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 12:25:14 AM EDT
[#30]



Quoted:


I wonder if any of that stuff had any value at all.

Most of it looks like monkey metal D&D nerd junk, with a healthy dose of kitchen knives, tools, and scissors thrown in.




Maybe 5% of it looks worth keeping.



 
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 12:26:44 AM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:
Quoted:
+5 damage

-2 durability



no +1 vs. Undead?


+1 vs Cleric/Priest/Paladin  It's unholy.
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 12:31:15 AM EDT
[#32]
How long before glass bottles are banned?
 
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 12:32:01 AM EDT
[#33]
They're going to have to ban nails & sticks now too;

Link Posted: 1/22/2013 12:36:09 AM EDT
[#34]



Quoted:


How long before glass bottles are banned?  

Didn't you hear?




All pubs are now required to serve pints (the EU actually makes them serve 500ml rather than 568ml, just to fuck with Nigel Farage) in polycarbonate drinking vessels.


It all came about after a fight broke out between the local WI knitting club and the Yate Crochet Regulars. There was blood and cut up handbag straps all over the town hall function room.



 
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 12:39:48 AM EDT
[#35]







Quoted:




+5 damage
-2 durability




+10 damage

 









...if its a vorpal blade. Did the police find the funny-shaped  assault dice as well?  WTF, are we talking about modern day UK or Mordor?  Were they hobbits?


 
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 12:39:49 AM EDT
[#36]
The horror!
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 12:49:56 AM EDT
[#37]










They would freak the fuck out if they attended an American Renascence festival.  They haven't seen "gruesome" until they've seen turkey leg fattened geeks wielding swords.  




























Gruesome: Dozens of huge swords were confiscated by West Midlands Police over the past four months

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2265946/West-Midlands-Police-Array-weapons-seized-police-force-anti-violence-crackdown.html#ixzz2IhEOWECN



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Link Posted: 1/22/2013 12:52:27 AM EDT
[#38]



Quoted:





Quoted:

How long before glass bottles are banned?  

Didn't you hear?






All pubs are now required to serve pints (the EU actually makes them serve 500ml rather than 568ml, just to fuck with Nigel Farage) in polycarbonate drinking vessels.




It all came about after a fight broke out between the local WI knitting club and the Yate Crochet Regulars. There was blood and cut up handbag straps all over the town hall function room.



 


So you only get brew in pubs?  No package stores, corner shops or other establishments serving it to go, refrigerated or not?  



Down here, we have liquor stores which sell the hard stuff (18% or greater ethanol) along with all other potent libations.  Plus grocery stores, corner convenience marts and the like, all of which the beverages containing ethanol cannot be consumed on the premises.  And are mostly beer, plus wines 17% and below.  Plus ice houses where singles may be consumed, in addition to pubs/bars/dives which have a specific serving license.  And most of these intoxicating liquids come in glass bottles.  Only the dreadfully nasty ones come in plastic bottles.  



I've only seen plastic singles served at sporting events.  Draught beer seems to be standard at these venues.



 
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 12:53:05 AM EDT
[#39]
Quoted:
They're going to have to ban nails & sticks now too;

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/01/21/article-2265946-1712A115000005DC-527_634x560.jpg


Looks like someone watched Escape from New York whilst rocking the ganga and their lack of drive resulted in the aforementioned weapon.

Nunchuks? Really? I used to do forms with them and you are far more likely to injure yourself than take down a gang, people Bruce Lee style!

This stuff makes me laugh - you can buy a cheap kitchen knife for a coupe of pounds, so this will save no-one. It's just the politicians trying to make out that they are doing something to protect the sheep and make them feel "safe" following a double stabbing in daylight in the city centre.

Link Posted: 1/22/2013 12:54:57 AM EDT
[#40]



Quoted:

So you only get brew in pubs?  No package stores, corner shops or other establishments serving it to go, refrigerated or not?  

 

I'm just dicking about.




Pubs still serve full 568ml pints in glass vessels. Lager is served cold (properly chilled, condensation running off of the taps), real ale is served cellar temp, and we can buy any kind of alcohol from supermarkets, liquor stores, or our equivalents of your 7-11 type franchises.








 
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 1:01:50 AM EDT
[#41]
lol @ the kitchen knives. Is this the fate of America?
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 1:03:25 AM EDT
[#42]







Quoted:
Quoted:



So you only get brew in pubs?  No package stores, corner shops or other establishments serving it to go, refrigerated or not?  



 



I'm just dicking about.







Pubs still serve full 568ml pints in glass vessels. Lager is served cold (properly chilled, condensation running off of the taps), real ale is served cellar temp, and we can buy any kind of alcohol from supermarkets, liquor stores, or our equivalents of your 7-11 type franchises.















 

I hope you have access to lots of alcohol to take the edge off the "WTF!!!" you must feel.

















 
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 1:07:11 AM EDT
[#43]



Quoted:


I hope you have access to lots of alcohol to take the edge off the "WTF!!!" you must feel.  If your LEO's are running around burning tax dollars, confiscating "gruesome" toy swords you have to more then a little frustrated.  
It's not every police force in the country that is this batshit, but the ones that are, do things like this and make for 'good' double-page spreads in our shitty tabloids.



 
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 2:08:49 AM EDT
[#44]
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 2:43:55 AM EDT
[#45]
Quoted:
They're going to have to ban nails & sticks now too;

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/01/21/article-2265946-1712A115000005DC-527_634x560.jpg


Its interesting to see violence devolve... I mean if you look at those weapons it looks like something out of the dark ages. War hammers and clubs and spikes and swords. I mean damn. how do you CCW a 3 foot long sword?
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 2:44:19 AM EDT
[#46]
Chilling?.....Pikers!

They would be froze solid if they ran across this.

Link Posted: 1/22/2013 2:47:11 AM EDT
[#47]
To the British Govt




Link Posted: 1/22/2013 3:01:12 AM EDT
[#48]
"Tools: The police highlighted the trend of criminals using household objects as weapons"

Time for a crackdown on household objects. Turn them in Mr. and Mrs. Britainia.

Link Posted: 1/22/2013 3:15:09 AM EDT
[#49]
tag for the spike in cricket bat sales.
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 3:16:06 AM EDT
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