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Posted: 9/9/2013 11:54:42 AM EDT
In the last 48 hours, thousands of gallons of transparent solvent were dispersed from undetected aerial delivery craft.  So far, no fatalities have been reported, but citizens have complained that their beautifully cultivated thatched yards have discolored and started taking on a green tint.  Elsewhere, vast areas of ordinary dirt were transformed by the unknown chemical into a sort of thixotropic slurry.  Even the birds have been affected; tweeting and chirping incessantly in what appears to be a form of distress.  Dozens of sparrows were seen stocking up on food stores.



It must be causing widespread panic because county officials have not yet made a public statement.  Obviously, they're trying to quell the panic.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 11:55:33 AM EDT
Finally rained, eh?
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 11:56:08 AM EDT
Double your dose.



Link Posted: 9/9/2013 11:56:19 AM EDT
okay.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 11:57:03 AM EDT
What do we have to do to piss of the Syrians here in Houston?
We want some, too.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 11:57:11 AM EDT
Damned dihydrogen monoxide

Kills millions every year
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 11:57:14 AM EDT
HA! I am in Wilson County right now...it looks like it might rain again.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 11:57:19 AM EDT

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Wait, whut?  



 
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 11:57:31 AM EDT
AAAAAAARRRRGH!!!!! DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE!!!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIIEEEE!!!!!!!!

Link Posted: 9/9/2013 11:57:44 AM EDT

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DUCK!



But mostly cows.



 
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 11:58:10 AM EDT
Oh my God - it was a di-hyrogen oxide attack.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 11:58:15 AM EDT
Lol. I hope Williamson county is next!
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 11:58:35 AM EDT
Damn dude with a title like that I wouldnt be surprised if they didn't locked this thread.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 11:58:40 AM EDT
Bet the roads got slippery as well.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 11:58:57 AM EDT
I am going to draw a line here and it better not be crossed OR ELSE!
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 11:58:59 AM EDT

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Sorry, that's alphabetically before Wilson.  Clearly, you were spared.



 
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 11:59:09 AM EDT
Scientists have obtained a sample and it is as they feared.
Dihydrogen Monoxide.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 11:59:37 AM EDT

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Freaking psychopolitical masters!



 
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 12:00:21 PM EDT
Probably have about 10 years before an actual chemical weapons attack.

Once we destabilize Syria,a bunch of shit will turn up missing and somehow make it across our most secured border ever.




Wish it would rain here-we haven't had shit since spring.Yields are looking pretty bad,and the threat of fire pretty good.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 12:00:23 PM EDT
Reminds me of the Norks' missle attack maps that had El Paso as a target.  
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<please, oh please, oh please!>  










 
 
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 12:02:32 PM EDT
As a matter of fact, I think a drop or two is falling. Think I will go over to Buffalo Joes and get my munch on while it rains.
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Damn Yankee all up in my thread!  



 
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Damn Yankee all up in my thread!  
 


Huh?
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As a matter of fact, I think a drop or two is falling. Think I will go over to Buffalo Joes and get my munch on while it rains.

Damn Yankee all up in my thread!  

 
Huh?
You're one of them Northern Wilson County types!  



 
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 12:11:25 PM EDT

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They forgot the rug.  They always forget the rug.  



 
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What do we have to do to piss of the Syrians here in Houston?

We want some, too.
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I don't think there are many Syrians here.  So I think step one would be to get rid of the Syrians you have, so you can clear the way for an enemy attack on yourself.



Step two is to drink waaaaaaay too much caffeine.



Step three = ?????



I haven't gotten to step four yet.  I never can get to step four.  



 
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Damn Yankee all up in my thread!  
 
Huh?
You're one of them Northern Wilson County types!  
 


Ahhh...not really. it gets worse. I live on the North Side of San Antonio. The just keep requiring me to show up here in Wilson for a paycheck.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 12:17:26 PM EDT
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I agree. Pretty misleading thread title dude.

This is what happens when you  teach Texans how to use the internet.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 12:18:03 PM EDT
It's even worse than I thought then!  Do you ever call it "San Antone"?
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 12:18:13 PM EDT
Fort Bend Co go some of this DiHydrogen Monoxide 2 days ago.  I did not see it happen myself, but I did see the aftermath.  Scary stuff.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 12:18:58 PM EDT
Lived in Texas all my life, but I had to google Wilson county to figure out where in the hell that was.

I know a few folks from Poteet, but that's about all I know out that way. Never drove past San Antonio. What's the scenery like down there? Similar to San Antonio or just flat and dry?
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I agree. Pretty misleading thread title dude.



This is what happens when you  teach Texans how to use the internet.
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Damn dude with a title like that I wouldnt be surprised if they didn't locked this thread.


I agree. Pretty misleading thread title dude.



This is what happens when you  teach Texans how to use the internet.
Hide the coffee!!!  And the cola!!!  And the other coffee!!!



Oops.  Too late.  



 
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Lived in Texas all my life, but I had to google Wilson county to figure out where in the hell that was.





I know a few folks from Poteet, but that's about all I know out that way. Never drove past San Antonio. What's the scenery like down there? Similar to San Antonio or just flat and dry?
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It's a lot like San Antonio, but without all the buildings and people and highways and fudge packing mayors and electronic highway signs designed to tell you nothing useful for your billion dollar investment.





And the yard thatch here is slightly green and the dirt is more thixotropic.  The worms seemed a bit confused today too.





 
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 12:26:27 PM EDT
looks like it wants to rain here, but i'm not getting my hopes up
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I have actually been cursed. If you ever listen to Pags on 1200....when the Spurs were in the championships this last time, he kept playing a song by a guy with a super thick accent. Now I just hear in my head every time I say it "SUUUUN UUUUUNNNNNTOOOONEEEEEOOOOOHHHHHHH"
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Lived in Texas all my life, but I had to google Wilson county to figure out where in the hell that was.

I know a few folks from Poteet, but that's about all I know out that way. Never drove past San Antonio. What's the scenery like down there? Similar to San Antonio or just flat and dry?
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It is a little rolling. Rather peaceful and sparsely populated.
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I have actually been cursed. If you ever listen to Pags on 1200....when the Spurs were in the championships this last time, he kept playing a song by a guy with a super thick accent. Now I just hear in my head every time I say it "SUUUUN UUUUUNNNNNTOOOONEEEEEOOOOOHHHHHHH"
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It's even worse than I thought then!  Do you ever call it "San Antone"?


I have actually been cursed. If you ever listen to Pags on 1200....when the Spurs were in the championships this last time, he kept playing a song by a guy with a super thick accent. Now I just hear in my head every time I say it "SUUUUN UUUUUNNNNNTOOOONEEEEEOOOOOHHHHHHH"
It's OK, there's still hope for you.  I myself am an old refugee from Northern San Antonio (I need to learn to call it San Antone so nobody will ever recognize me as a native).  Don't give up, man!



 
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It's even worse than I thought then!  Do you ever call it "San Antone"?

I have actually been cursed. If you ever listen to Pags on 1200....when the Spurs were in the championships this last time, he kept playing a song by a guy with a super thick accent. Now I just hear in my head every time I say it "SUUUUN UUUUUNNNNNTOOOONEEEEEOOOOOHHHHHHH"
It's OK, there's still hope for you.  I myself am an old refugee from Northern San Antonio (I need to learn to call it San Antone so nobody will ever recognize me as a native).  Don't give up, man!
 


Eh, I grew up in San Marcos...all you people are weird to me :)
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 12:35:17 PM EDT
Yeah, there are no swimming pigs here that I know of.



ETA:  That practically makes you a Canuck!  

Link Posted: 9/9/2013 12:47:26 PM EDT
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What is this "rain" of which you speak?
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 12:49:29 PM EDT
Uh oh.  Now the MSM is claiming that it was just locals filling a water balloon and they mishandled it.  
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 12:51:09 PM EDT
At first I was like this , then, I was like this
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Yep.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 12:58:13 PM EDT
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Kills millions every year
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Stay tuned to the BlammO News Network -- less useful than Fox, more accurate than CNN!




 
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Freaking psychopolitical masters!
 

Snicker.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 1:26:25 PM EDT
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Having been born and raised there I'd think you'd know it's pronounced Santone. Morans.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 1:33:52 PM EDT
QUICK AS YOU CAN !!!

Grab some dry dirt and throw it on yourself.   It will dilute the cornicopia of persipitace dropulating diluge.

You will be serensified albiet obnoxious to your superfluency.  

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Having been born and raised there I'd think you'd know it's pronounced Santone. Morans.
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Having been born and raised there I'd think you'd know it's pronounced Santone. Morans.
Don't you make me insert a witty comment here.  You've been warned!  



 
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 1:37:09 PM EDT
I am under attack even as I type this.

A substance known to cause rapid growth in plant life.

I will have to increase my carbon footprint in a day or two. Does their evil know no bounds!

eta: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

My protective device is out in my car.

I'm doomed, DOOMED, I tell ya.
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