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Posted: 1/30/2002 7:16:23 PM EDT
According to breaking TV local news, Janet Reno just collapsed in Rochester, NY.
Link Posted: 1/30/2002 7:18:07 PM EDT
[#1]
Good Lord!  Was anyone injured?
Link Posted: 1/30/2002 7:24:35 PM EDT
[#2]
I believe she has Parkinson's!  Maybe this will force her to drop out of the Florida Governor's race, especially since the Democraps are all over Jeb now, for something his daughter did!
Link Posted: 1/30/2002 7:26:01 PM EDT
[#3]
FreeRepublic poster says she was hospitalized after fainting at a lecture.
Link Posted: 1/30/2002 7:29:40 PM EDT
[#4]
Link Posted: 1/30/2002 7:31:33 PM EDT
[#5]
Could someone start a fire.
Link Posted: 1/30/2002 7:32:43 PM EDT
[#6]
ROTFLMAO - Bearlaker!  
Link Posted: 1/30/2002 7:40:22 PM EDT
[#7]
[flame]
Link Posted: 1/30/2002 7:42:48 PM EDT
[#8]
I was hoping you would say she couldn't get up.  Ever.
Link Posted: 1/30/2002 7:48:52 PM EDT
[#9]
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Former U.S. Attorney General Janet Reno collapsed in Rochester, New York, Wednesday night, according to a report on the Cable News Network.

CNN said she was hospitalized in stable condition and was under observation.

She was conscious and stable when she was transported to Strong Memorial Hospital in Rochester, according to Darrell Drigg, a spokesman for the Rural/Metro Medical Services, an ambulance company.

Reno, 63, served as attorney general during the two terms of former President Bill Clinton.

Last year, she announced her candidacy for the Democratic nomination for Florida's governorship.

According to the Web site of the Rochester Democrat and Chronicle, Reno "collapsed on stage during a speech at the University of Rochester."

"Reno had been standing at the podium for about 45 minutes when she said, 'You're going to have to excuse me for a minute, I'm going to have to sit down,"' the newspaper reported. "She then collapsed to the floor."

"Before the speech, Reno attended a fund-raiser and a press conference. A reporter had to help her down from the stage at the end of the press conference," the Democrat and Chronicle reported.
Link Posted: 1/30/2002 7:51:21 PM EDT
[#10]
[bounce][bounce][bounce][bounce][bounce]
[url]http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=584&u=/nm/20020131/pl_nm/reno_dc_4[/url]
Link Posted: 1/30/2002 7:51:45 PM EDT
[#11]
The Devil is stoking his bake-oven. Waiting......waiting....
Link Posted: 1/30/2002 7:52:26 PM EDT
[#12]
Fox just reported -

“Her vital signs are normal.”

My question - normal for what?

Bigfoot?

“Good Lord! Was anyone injured?"

Great post Bearlaker!

Mike
Link Posted: 1/30/2002 7:58:00 PM EDT
[#13]
I guess Janet Reno's Dance Party will be a rerun this week, huh?
Link Posted: 1/30/2002 8:05:16 PM EDT
[#14]
Die bitch. Now!  Filthy assed, commie, Klinton loving, dyke...
Link Posted: 1/30/2002 8:13:21 PM EDT
[#15]
[img]http://www.eatonlink.com/main/uploaded/RightWingFanatic/janet-reno-update.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 1/30/2002 8:20:46 PM EDT
[#16]
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[img]http://www.eatonlink.com/main/uploaded/RightWingFanatic/janet-reno-update.jpg[/img]
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and just think...someone acually SLEEPS with it
Link Posted: 1/30/2002 8:26:20 PM EDT
[#17]
I wanna see the video! Did the Richter scale register that beast hitting the deck?

TIMBER!!!!!

Link Posted: 1/30/2002 8:59:03 PM EDT
[#18]

BEARLAKER.............

That was the perfect response..
I almost spit Jack all over the screen.....
lmao..... still

Axeldawg
Link Posted: 1/31/2002 4:12:33 AM EDT
[#19]
I just saw the video. she hit the floor like a sack of shit
Link Posted: 1/31/2002 6:19:09 AM EDT
[#20]
I saw it too.  Ain't gravity great?
Link Posted: 1/31/2002 7:08:43 AM EDT
[#21]
Life is good, and then there are just absolute peaches of a moment.  This was one of them.

Next time she falls down, lets hope it is in front of a moving bus.
Link Posted: 1/31/2002 7:10:35 AM EDT
[#22]
If only Sarah Brady and Rosie O'Cow were standing beside her in a big lesbo hug when she fell.  DIE, BITCH, DIE!
Link Posted: 1/31/2002 9:48:55 AM EDT
[#23]
[img]http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20020131/capt.1012490741.reno_collapse_ny114.jpg[/img]
Uhh did someone fill the pitcher with vodka again????
Link Posted: 1/31/2002 10:07:31 AM EDT
[#24]
Poor ole (((Shakes))) Reno...tsk..tsk. and she wants to be the Governor of my great state? I would say that there were health concerns...not to mention political concerns. She did have ATF draw guns on a 5 year old boy.


Too bad it was'nt....
[b][blue]NAKED[/blue][/b]
Link Posted: 1/31/2002 11:34:33 AM EDT
[#25]
I saw it on the news this morning...I'd give her a 9 in technique and style!
Link Posted: 1/31/2002 11:38:53 AM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
I saw it on the news this morning...I'd give her a 9 in technique and style!
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Actually, 1 point was for technique and style, the other 8 were for banging her head on the floor.

(Damn!  She is one ugly woman)
Link Posted: 1/31/2002 11:58:26 AM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:


(Damn!  She is one ugly woman)
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woman?
Link Posted: 1/31/2002 12:08:27 PM EDT
[#28]
I heard this story, too, but it sounded shaky.

[:D]
Link Posted: 1/31/2002 2:12:27 PM EDT
[#29]
Please, Satan, keep her alive at least until Nov. 10, 2002.

GunLvr
Link Posted: 1/31/2002 2:29:58 PM EDT
[#30]
You guys are killin' me.
Link Posted: 1/31/2002 2:30:55 PM EDT
[#31]
I just saw footage of Reno hitting the deck.

Looked like a mannequin falling over in a strong wind. She/he/it(?) just dropped hard to the left and smacked the floor.

Is it wrong to find that visual hilarious? What can I say, it made me laugh.
Link Posted: 1/31/2002 3:18:33 PM EDT
[#32]
Link Posted: 1/31/2002 3:48:19 PM EDT
[#33]
Any illegal drugs mentioned as being involved yet?

No time like now to start a rumor!
Link Posted: 1/31/2002 4:15:47 PM EDT
[#34]
Aaaawwwwwwww, Janet fall down and go boom!! It couldn't have happened to a nicer person!
Link Posted: 1/31/2002 9:51:28 PM EDT
[#35]
[img]http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/01/31/reno.collapse/story.reno.collapse.jpg[/img]

Hahaha, the wicked witch had a poudium fall on her.  I have a feeling she thought of all the innocent people and children she could have killed if she knew then what she knew now.
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