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Posted: 9/13/2004 8:35:24 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/13/2004 8:38:14 AM EST by JIMBEAM]




Where is the bloddbath predicted by VPC and Fienstien?
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 8:39:00 AM EST
What, you don't have hordes of school children running amok in the streets, goring everyone in their paths with bayonets?

It's crazy here. A little kid just sliced open his soccer mom. Awful. Carnage. Mayhem.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 8:39:57 AM EST
Bloodbath???? I'm still waiting for the ice cream truck to come by so I can get a fudgesicle and an AK-47!

Wait..... I think I hear the music!!!!



M590man
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 8:44:06 AM EST
I've been sitting near the window all day waiting to see the AK's and UZI's fall from the ski.
I assume the blood bath will begin shortly there after and I'm just chomping at the bit to get my urban assualt murder weapons before it begins.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 8:48:10 AM EST
I just let my dog out to whizz … And he brought a fully automatic assault machine-gun back inside with him!!!!
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 8:49:53 AM EST

Originally Posted By AshNH:
I just let my dog out to whizz … And he brought a fully automatic assault machine-gun back inside with him!!!!



I need a dog like yours!! Mine just brought a bunch of hi-cap mags!!
STUPID DOG!
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 8:51:20 AM EST
I understand everyone's sarcasm......

However, how constructive is it? We must strive to be mature and professionals about these issues.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 8:53:00 AM EST
I just got my mail. AOL sent me an UZI in a shrinkwrapped package.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 8:55:30 AM EST
THERE WILL BE AN INCIDENT SOONER OR LATER!

AND THEY WILL LINK IT TO THIS SUNSET, MAMA.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 8:58:16 AM EST
Man, It is pouring AK-47's and Uzi's here!
I have every container out on the sidewalk to get as many as I can. . .
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 9:02:35 AM EST
Don't laugh. Somewhere in America, a group of anti-gun zealots is glued to the wire services, an announcement already half written, just waiting for the first AWB-related incident to occur.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 9:06:14 AM EST

Originally Posted By Megistopoda:
I understand everyone's sarcasm......

However, how constructive is it? We must strive to be mature and professionals about these issues.



What? bah! Piss off!
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 9:12:13 AM EST

Originally Posted By JIMBEAM:




Where is the bloddbath predicted by VPC and Fienstien?



Surely SOMEONE got a little nick on their hand while assembling their old new old rifle....or from the beer bottle cap.

Link Posted: 9/13/2004 9:14:31 AM EST

I'm walking to the street corner to see if I can buy a grenade launcher
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 9:17:57 AM EST

Originally Posted By Waldo:
I'm walking to the street corner to see if I can buy a grenade launcher



Me too!

I am going to pick me a couple of full auto AK47's and Uzi's while I am down there!

You know..."More thrusts per squeeze!"

BigDozer66
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 9:21:28 AM EST
Ed McMahon just knocked on the door and handed me an RPK.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 9:25:06 AM EST
This fucker tried to attack me!

Link Posted: 9/13/2004 9:27:12 AM EST
WELL HOOOOO-LEEEEEE-SHEEEIT!! LOOK WHAT SHOWED UP IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD TODAY!!!
I just sent my son out with a few dollars to get me some too.

Link Posted: 9/13/2004 9:29:52 AM EST

Originally Posted By markm:
THERE WILL BE AN INCIDENT SOONER OR LATER!

AND THEY WILL LINK IT TO THIS SUNSET, MAMA.



All they have to turn on one of their MK-ULTR boys and it will happen. Yes as always my tin foil hat is on. Just watch.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 9:32:08 AM EST

Originally Posted By moneyshot:
WELL HOOOOO-LEEEEEE-SHEEEIT!! LOOK WHAT SHOWED UP IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD TODAY!!!
I just sent my son out with a few dollars to get me some too.

homepage.mac.com/artalan73/.Pictures/icecreamtruck.jpg



Ive not seen that one before. LMAO!! If its not already, that one will become a clasic!
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 9:35:37 AM EST

Originally Posted By Moof:
Don't laugh. Somewhere in America, a group of anti-gun zealots is glued to the wire services, an announcement already half written, just waiting for the first AWB-related incident to occur.




What is funny is that it will probably be committed with a "post-ban" non-assault weapon that would still be legal even if the ban were extended.

Just like the Bushmaster sniper lawsuit that refers to the rifle as an "assault weapon" at least 20 times - even though it is not one per the governments own definition.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 9:39:43 AM EST

Originally Posted By Megistopoda:
I understand everyone's sarcasm......

However, how constructive is it? We must strive to be mature and professionals about these issues.



Lighten up. Everyone is just celebrating and poking a little fun at the anti's. Let us enjoy our moment of victory because Lord knows it won't be long before we're in another fight with the anti's.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 9:39:58 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/13/2004 9:40:18 AM EST by KA3B]
OUTSTANDING!!!!

That one needs to go to Flashbunny!


Originally Posted By moneyshot:
WELL HOOOOO-LEEEEEE-SHEEEIT!! LOOK WHAT SHOWED UP IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD TODAY!!!
I just sent my son out with a few dollars to get me some too.

homepage.mac.com/artalan73/.Pictures/icecreamtruck.jpg

Link Posted: 9/13/2004 9:46:07 AM EST

Originally Posted By markm:
THERE WILL BE AN INCIDENT SOONER OR LATER!

AND THEY WILL LINK IT TO THIS SUNSET, MAMA.



Even if the deed is done with handgun, I think.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 9:47:46 AM EST

What, you don't have hordes of school children running amok in the streets, goring everyone in their paths with bayonets?

It's crazy here. A little kid just sliced open his soccer mom. Awful. Carnage. Mayhem




f' the uzi & ak's...i'm ambushing the soccer moms!!
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 10:01:47 AM EST
Man, I heard about this dude in a local school, & he had an assault weapon. He was cool. And by cool, I mean totally sweet! Some kid dropped a spoon at lunch, & the dude flipped out & bayoneted everyone in the cafeteria. Then he shot the principle in the pee-pee. It was so awsome, I just crapped my pants!
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 10:06:29 AM EST

Originally Posted By moneyshot:
WELL HOOOOO-LEEEEEE-SHEEEIT!! LOOK WHAT SHOWED UP IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD TODAY!!!
I just sent my son out with a few dollars to get me some too.

homepage.mac.com/artalan73/.Pictures/icecreamtruck.jpg



Send this to the major news outlets: FOX, CNN, ABC, CBS, NBC, etc. Don't think man, just do it!
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 10:12:46 AM EST
No... send it to the VPC so THEY will send it to all the media outlets.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 10:17:23 AM EST
So far I've picked up 3 ARs, 2 AK47s (full auto too), a cart full of Uzis (SBRs all of em) and about a gross of Tec-9s just walking from my house to my mailbox. I did have to put my hip waders on thoug because of the river of blood running down my street. Haven't found any mags yet though, I think they got scooped up before I went outside......

Link Posted: 9/13/2004 10:20:31 AM EST
Still no luck on a RPG but I did find several tec-9, Uzis, and AKs on the street.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 10:21:33 AM EST

Originally Posted By Scollins:
So far I've picked up 3 ARs, 2 AK47s (full auto too), a cart full of Uzis (SBRs all of em) and about a gross of Tec-9s just walking from my house to my mailbox. I did have to put my hip waders on thoug because of the river of blood running down my street. Haven't found any mags yet though, I think they got scooped up before I went outside......





Your sig line is priceless. Ill use that in an illustration someday.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 10:28:05 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/13/2004 10:30:08 AM EST by jaeger_1969]

Originally Posted By AshNH:
I just let my dog out to whizz … And he brought a fully automatic assault machine-gun back inside with him!!!!



Awesome...does he fetch ammo?

ETA. I wish I could get all those darn AK's and Uzi's out of my yard..anyone having the same problem today?

Link Posted: 9/13/2004 10:34:39 AM EST

Originally Posted By Megistopoda:
I understand everyone's sarcasm......

However, how constructive is it? We must strive to be mature and professionals about these issues.



That's like telling a little kid to STFU on his birthday.

It's been 10 years. It was worthless, useless legislation.

Let the folks celebrate it's death, will ya?

Gheesh. Talk about political correctness going OVERBOARD.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 10:42:54 AM EST
Over here in the Caliban, we can purchase AWs at the local 7-11
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 8:31:44 PM EST

Originally Posted By Chaingun:
Over here in the Caliban, we can purchase AWs at the local 7-11



Assuming you can find a 7-11 where the clerk speaks English...
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 8:58:48 PM EST
In all seriousness... The Socialists are circling like vultures for anything they can sensationalize to disarm the masses. ala "Enemies Forieghn and Domestic" of which they are the latter.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 9:25:59 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/13/2004 9:46:15 PM EST by Bad_Aim]




Thank god I caught it before it really murdered some children and babies!



(I know it isnt an AW. give me a break)

EDIT* Image won't work. Damn it.
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