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Posted: 12/24/2003 12:43:08 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/24/2003 12:46:54 PM EDT by Rparr28922]
4:34 PM,

unidentified high-ranking offical of the pentagon just released this information. Due to the heighten alert Santa Clause and his reindeer are not aloud to fly over the United States.

the same offical says they are also fearing that Rudolf has radioactive material in his nose and that Santa’s sleigh is full of minature A-bombs rapped up like presents that he will throw at good boys and girls home blowing them up.

Also they believe Santa Clause might try and do a suicide mission into the Christmas tree in Rockefeller center.

He is also believed to be an member of the terrorist group of jolly fat  men

LOL sorry I'm a total ass

Link Posted: 12/24/2003 12:50:12 PM EDT
My 9 yr old just read this and her only comment was "tell that Mr Rparr28922 he is a realsmarty pant.Tell him that he is on my poopoo list."
Link Posted: 12/24/2003 12:50:28 PM EDT
Let's see his green card!


Damn foreigner!  
Link Posted: 12/24/2003 12:55:12 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/24/2003 2:06:38 PM EDT by Rparr28922]
Sorry folks,  I didn't mean to people take offense to it.  Thought it would of been in good humor.  I never thought of little kids reading the message either.  

P.S I'm 100 percent American.
Link Posted: 12/24/2003 12:59:11 PM EDT
On offense with me.That is all the humor she could come with.She knows that I wouldn't hang around with a bunch of anti's.
Link Posted: 12/24/2003 12:59:50 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Rparr28922:

LOL sorry I'm a total ass

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If you have to end a post with this statement, then you might want to think twice before you hit the button to sumbit.  [:D]

Now, if you really want to apologize to us, buy us all a drink. [beer]

Link Posted: 12/24/2003 2:00:27 PM EDT
Except that the Secretary of Transportation has already been on television giving all the needed clearances for Mr. Claus to use US airspace tonight.
Link Posted: 12/24/2003 2:04:14 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/24/2003 2:05:02 PM EDT by Kar98]
[img]http://www.generaldiscussion.com/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=127985[/img]

Here's your lump of coal...
Link Posted: 12/24/2003 2:04:42 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Rparr28922:
P.S I'm 100 percent America.
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Err.. um... America[b]n[/b]?
Link Posted: 12/24/2003 2:05:42 PM EDT
Originally Posted By ArmdLbrl:
Except that the Secretary of Transportation has already been on television giving all the needed clearances for Mr. Claus to use US airspace tonight.
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With the exception that he can't be held responsible for some over-eager ADA bonehead if he happens to shoot Santa down with a Stinger.

LMAO!
Link Posted: 12/24/2003 2:26:48 PM EDT
Originally Posted By jerry48430:
My 9 yr old just read this and her only comment was "tell that Mr Rparr28922 he is a realsmarty pant.Tell him that he is on my poopoo list."
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[ROFL2][ROFL]
GET HIM, GIRL!!!!!!
Link Posted: 12/24/2003 2:47:54 PM EDT
Dude, you were bitch-slapped by a 9yr old girl...[rofl2]

BUt, it was kinda funny!
Link Posted: 12/24/2003 2:52:22 PM EDT
[ROFL2]
Link Posted: 12/24/2003 2:58:28 PM EDT
NORAD is currently tracking this bogey. You can see a link to the live radar feed below.

[url]http://www.noradsanta.org[/url]

Chris
Link Posted: 12/24/2003 3:27:52 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Kar98:
[url]http://www.generaldiscussion.com/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=127985[/url]

Here's your lump of coal...
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w00t, a sluggy fan!  What'd you think of this year's Christmas Showdown?
Link Posted: 12/24/2003 3:32:36 PM EDT
Originally Posted By voilsb:
What'd you think of this year's Christmas Showdown?
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Still confused.
Link Posted: 12/24/2003 3:36:04 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Scht0nk:
Originally Posted By ArmdLbrl:
Except that the Secretary of Transportation has already been on television giving all the needed clearances for Mr. Claus to use US airspace tonight.
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With the exception that he can't be held responsible for some over-eager ADA bonehead if he happens to shoot Santa down with a Stinger.

LMAO!
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HEY.. not every body in ADA is a bonehead.
( that hurts MY FEELINGS )
Link Posted: 12/24/2003 3:47:34 PM EDT
Rparr I have been letting my daughter read the replies that you been getting. She thinks you are being treated badly and would like to add:

MERRY CHRISTMAS.

Looks like you have at least one fan.
Link Posted: 12/24/2003 4:18:14 PM EDT
Can an F-16 keep up with Santa's sleigh? Also, I thought we had Santa locked up in Iraq and was shaking him down for WMD info.

CW
Link Posted: 12/24/2003 4:28:38 PM EDT
Tell your daughter thanks =).  And hope she has a very Merry Christmas and hope Santa brings her alot of presents.

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