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9/22/2017 12:11:25 AM
Posted: 10/1/2005 2:51:00 PM EDT
George Bush was getting his daily briefing on military affairs in the Oval Office and one of the chiefs of staff announced that "Two Brazilian soldiers were killed yesterday."

Bush jumped up, shouted "Oh my God!", then slumped in his chair with his head in his hands and started sobbing softly.

The assembled generals looked at each other in puzzlement. Dubya wasn't usually affected this badly by the deaths of foreign soldiers.

After a minute or so, Dubya raised his tear-stained face, turned to Condoleeza Rice and whispered "How many are there in a brazillion?"


Link Posted: 10/1/2005 2:52:22 PM EDT
Blasphemy! You should be flogged and sent to NO to hang with the looters.
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 2:52:29 PM EDT

Someone posted this as a blonde joke the other day...
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 2:52:29 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 3:14:48 PM EDT
At least they died a smooth death.
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 5:21:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By JeffC:
Someone posted this as a blonde joke the other day...



Yep...

Old and tired.

Been around several times here in the last month with Bush… was here before that as a blond joke… it is a very old blond joke by the way
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 5:25:02 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 5:29:50 PM EDT
Don't quit yer day job.



Link Posted: 10/1/2005 5:48:02 PM EDT
Mannnnnnn.... That was bad
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 5:49:40 PM EDT
Badda bing!
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 5:53:38 PM EDT
A Brazillian soldier was killed on Haiti peackeeping for the UN.

Is that what you are talking about?

Link Posted: 10/1/2005 5:57:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By CRC:
A Brazillian soldier was killed on Haiti peackeeping for the UN.

Is that what you are talking about?



go to the first post and read it--- its a joke
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