Quoted: Thanks! I was kind of happy with that one myself!
To bad I didn't think of it until afterwards! |
Next time (and, yes, there will probably a "next time"
) turn your tv or radio on and turn the volume up just loud enough for it to be heard by the phone but just low enough so the caller won't be able to clearly understand what exactly is being said. Then, do your pallet thing above and start having a make believe conversation with the tv (as if the tv was really a UPS delivery guy or something) and then get all pissed and make like they shorted your order by 10 cases or something.
To wit:
Brady Bunch Caller: Hello, is this harley1647?
You: Yeah.
What do you want?
Them: How are you doing today?
You:
What Do You Want?Them: We're from the Brady Bunch and we are--------
You:
Hold on!!! Somebody's at the door.
{place phone down and walk away for about 10 seconds leaving the caller with a few moments of awkward silence}
{Off in the short distance start talking to the tv and, then, say this
just before you pick the phone back up---and talk just loud enough that the caller CAN hear you at least a little bit}
You (to your tv a second or 2 before you pick up the phone): Yeah, put that______________ in the garage. All of it! I know it's heavy but do it anyway. Thanks.
{Go silent for a second but let her hear the tv in the background----barely}
You {in an irritated tone of voice}: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S ONLY 10 CASES? Damn it, I ordered ____________ cases? Why did they short me so much?!?!?!?! I gotta call somebody and fix this crap out!
You {continuing in your irritated tone of voice that is even more irritated now than it was 5 seconds ago}: Who is this and what do you want
again? If they are still on the phone at this point then get creative.
Don't do anything weird that might get the cops called in on ya but maybe start talking about deer hunting or taking your kid out shooting for the first time or how your kid wants to join the military when they grow up or (better yet) how your wife wants to get a ccw because she likes the comfort that a firearm gives her when she is out in public. In short, make
them hang up first instead of you.