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Posted: 1/16/2015 10:09:21 PM EST
I used to bowl in the Shrine league. Had a cheater ball and shoes and everything. Slipped two discs in my back. Gave my ball and shoes to goodwill.

Evan Williams and I have been making love tonight and the kids are going to bed.

I think I will watch Kingpin and The Big Lebowski.

I used to love bowling. My old bowling alley made the best cheeseburgers. They demolished it to build an Albertson's and a Big Lots.


I'm old. And drunk.
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 10:10:33 PM EST
Wii bowl. Its fun as hell when you are drunk. Have to import the stale indoor cigarette smell though.
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 10:11:21 PM EST
Originally Posted By Rugerlvr:
I used to bowl in the Shrine league. Had a cheater ball and shoes and everything. Slipped two discs in my back. Gave my ball and shoes to goodwill.

Evan Williams and I have been making love tonight and the kids are going to bed.

I think I will watch Kingpin and The Big Lebowski.

I used to love bowling. My old bowling alley made the best cheeseburgers. They demolished it to build an Albertson's and a Big Lots.


I'm old. And drunk.
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leg humping thread.
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 10:11:39 PM EST
Originally Posted By Rugerlvr:
I used to bowl in the Shrine league. Had a cheater ball and shoes and everything. Slipped two discs in my back. Gave my ball and shoes to goodwill.

Evan Williams and I have been making love tonight and the kids are going to bed.

I think I will watch Kingpin and The Big Lebowski.

I used to love bowling. My old bowling alley made the best cheeseburgers. They demolished it to build an Albertson's and a Big Lots.


I'm old. And drunk.
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I don't think our fellow team member will like you outing him!

I love to bowl but suck at it!
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 10:20:41 PM EST
I love me some Evan Williams!
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 11:52:51 PM EST
Gutterballs!
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 11:54:12 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Maynard:
What's a cheater ball? A reactive ball?
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Oh, any ball with an off-center bell-shaped inner weight.

Link Posted: 1/16/2015 11:58:21 PM EST
Bowling is expensive as fuck these days
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 11:59:13 PM EST
Did 226 with a house ball and house shoes once. Just once.

My average is around 150.

The night I did 226, I just knew when I let go of the ball, all of the pins were going to fall. I didn`t even have to turn around to watch them all go down as I was walking off of the lane to sit down.

Weird.

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Link Posted: 1/17/2015 12:02:42 AM EST
bowling/drinking- what's the difference?

my wife has so many stories of driving my [musical] ass home whilst i professed my undying love for her after who knows how many pitchers of beer.
Link Posted: 1/17/2015 12:03:30 AM EST
Hey. I just dropped in, to see what condition my condition was in.


BTW, did you see my wife's thread? 24 years ago today, the Gulf War began. She was a reservist.
Link Posted: 1/17/2015 12:03:38 AM EST
Link Posted: 1/17/2015 12:08:02 AM EST
Kingpin was awesome. I haven't been bowling in years, and I was never really very good at it; but I always enjoyed myself.
Link Posted: 1/17/2015 12:09:43 AM EST
I love bowling. Have a cheater ball myself.

I need to go much much more often than I do. Hell, it's been a couple years since I've been as it is.

Average was up around 180, highest game was a 230something. Imagine if I actually practiced weekly instead of the odd couple times a year.


And yeah, I love that feeling when you let the ball go, and just know it's a strike. Turn around and walk all Cool Guy Slow back to the bench as the pins all fly. Hells yea!
Link Posted: 1/17/2015 12:11:34 AM EST
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Originally Posted By ARinKCMO:
I love bowling. Have a cheater ball myself.

I need to go much much more often than I do. Hell, it's been a couple years since I've been as it is.

Average was up around 180, highest game was a 230something. Imagine if I actually practiced weekly instead of the odd couple times a year.


And yeah, I love that feeling when you let the ball go, and just know it's a strike. Turn around and walk all Cool Guy Slow back to the bench as the pins all fly. Hells yea!
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Welcome to Costco, I love you.


BTW, shut the fuck up Donnie!

I had a green Storm ball. I had it custom drilled, and filled and custom drilled a second time.

Okay, So I would be okay being laid to rest in a coffee can. I love Coffee.
Link Posted: 1/17/2015 12:21:52 AM EST
Fuck it. Let's go bowling.

I miss bowling.

I'm tearing up here.
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Izzat a 300 ring?

I had about a 150 average. I think my all-time best was about a 260.
Link Posted: 1/17/2015 12:33:16 AM EST
I love bowling. I suck but I still love it. I just bought a Roto Grip Hyper Cell.
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Originally Posted By Maynard:


Yes sir, I had 4 300s.
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Originally Posted By Maynard:
Originally Posted By Rugerlvr:
Originally Posted By Maynard:
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Izzat a 300 ring?

I had about a 150 average. I think my all-time best was about a 260.


Yes sir, I had 4 300s.

Yeah, I Munsoned that shit. You sir, are my Ernie McCracken.
Link Posted: 1/17/2015 12:53:52 AM EST
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How many of them you got? I only have 4 myself but know a guy with over 30 of them. Know another guy who had 2 in a 3 game series; not sure how many he had all together. I have had so many 279's it is not even funny.

Edited: scrolled down and saw you answered it already.
Link Posted: 1/17/2015 12:57:14 AM EST
What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap?

Oh Lord, It's Hezekiah Munson!
Link Posted: 1/17/2015 1:10:33 AM EST
Used to bowl in a league also. Their was only 2 allies on our Island. Once one(the big one) shut down I never bowled again.
Link Posted: 1/17/2015 1:34:47 AM EST
you need to try candlepin bowling. the most ridiculous fun ever. and with a ball the size of a skee ball, no worries for your back
Link Posted: 1/17/2015 1:42:25 AM EST
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Yes sir, I had 4 300s.
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Originally Posted By Rugerlvr:
Originally Posted By Maynard:
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Izzat a 300 ring?

I had about a 150 average. I think my all-time best was about a 260.


Yes sir, I had 4 300s.


Closest legitimate I had was a 298 On the plus side I shot a 598 series Fuck I love beer.
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I have been lucky as every time I have had the front 10 I have finished it off for 300. Seems like a shit ton of times I will leave a damn 10pin somewhere in the middle of a game; did it over 20 times just one league season a couple years ago.
I always figured if I could get the first 10 then it is no problem to throw 2 more so I never felt/feel any pressure.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 1:58:12 AM EST
If it was possible to swap my bowling and golf scores, I could probably go pro in both sports.

Still love 'em, though...
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