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Posted: 5/26/2001 11:20:58 PM EST
[url]http://www.ernieshouseofwhoopass.com/downloads/breasttest.xls[/url] [b]Contains nudity, 18 and over please (yeah right)[/b] I scored 18. [:)]
Link Posted: 5/26/2001 11:32:56 PM EST
I got 19 out of 20 Wife got 16 out of 20
Link Posted: 5/27/2001 12:40:43 AM EST
what is an .xls file, I can't view. Maybe need to download a new viewer or program.
Link Posted: 5/27/2001 12:46:14 AM EST
The squeeze/taste test is the only reliable method!
Link Posted: 5/27/2001 2:13:18 AM EST
That is just one of the BEST reasons I surf this site. That was educational.
Link Posted: 5/27/2001 2:51:31 AM EST
19 out of 20 - of course I had an unfair advantage, since I used to work for the company that makes the fake ones...[}:D]
Link Posted: 5/27/2001 2:52:53 AM EST
Originally Posted By Maggot: what is an .xls file, I can't view. Maybe need to download a new viewer or program.
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.xls is a Microsoft Excel file
Link Posted: 5/27/2001 7:00:31 AM EST
Link Posted: 5/27/2001 7:40:43 AM EST
Yikes! Just based on visual inspection, I just got only 13 right. I have been spending too much time with my AR.
Link Posted: 5/27/2001 7:43:33 AM EST
[Last Edit: 5/27/2001 7:42:09 AM EST by warlord]
Originally Posted By raf: New to xls-type files, open with what?
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This is a Microsoft Windows type spreadsheet program. I think it just runs on Windows/Intel computers only.
Link Posted: 5/27/2001 7:45:14 AM EST
I clicked on the link and all I got was a page full of gibberish, weird fonts and stuff.
Link Posted: 5/27/2001 8:54:34 AM EST
Open it with any spreadsheet program. Whatever retard that made that didn't know HTML or Java, lol So what are all your scores? Best way to tell fake ones are the clevage. And fake ones are sorta flat circles instead of round and pointy. Also pay attention to the nipples, fake ones look too smal for the size of the breast while real ones are bigger as the boob gets bigger.
Link Posted: 5/27/2001 9:04:54 AM EST
All my friend are against them, but I figure they are just like fake nails of hair dye. Girls trying to make themselves sexier. [sex] Instead of silicone, they should use helium. 1) If they leak you know, because your voice squeaks. 2) You would wear a bra to hold them down. 3) They would be adjustable depending on the occasion.
Link Posted: 5/27/2001 9:41:45 AM EST
19 out of 20 :-)
Link Posted: 5/27/2001 7:14:51 PM EST
Damn... and I thought 18 was a good score. Ah well... I'm more of a legs and tush kinda guy [:)]
Link Posted: 5/27/2001 8:07:32 PM EST
Originally Posted By yobo: I got 19 out of 20 Wife got 16 out of 20
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Seems only natural. My wife is just an owner. I, on the other hand, am a fan and have devoted a huge portion of my life to the study of the subject.
Link Posted: 5/27/2001 8:14:45 PM EST
16 out of 20. Not bad for somebody who's not ridiculously into breasts. Jewbroni~
Link Posted: 5/27/2001 8:25:16 PM EST
Got only 9 out of 20....[V][V][V]
Link Posted: 5/27/2001 8:52:59 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/27/2001 8:51:02 PM EST by Klutch]
I got 20 for 20. Damn I know my tits [:D]
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 9:05:38 PM EST
12 for me, but should be 13 as #14 is mislabled!
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 9:17:22 PM EST
I took this when it was on Playboy and got 19 out of 20... but, who cares ! A boob in the hand beats a crab in the shorts.
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 10:43:26 PM EST
Link Posted: 5/29/2001 12:03:55 AM EST
16 out of 20. I am ashamed. [:O]
Link Posted: 5/29/2001 12:08:18 AM EST
Got a 17 out of 20. Fake tits have a very regular, round look to them. One girl's rack was that way, but naturally. Threw me off. Another's were small enough to look natural, because if you're going to get implants, they might as well be c-cup, right? This bird had other ideas. Pretty sneaky. She must have been flat as a 12 year old boy before.
Link Posted: 5/29/2001 1:08:45 AM EST
All I want to know is... What did Imbrog|io score???[:D]
Link Posted: 5/29/2001 1:44:49 PM EST
14 out of 20.
Link Posted: 5/29/2001 1:45:26 PM EST
I did poorly since I could not give them the taste test.
Link Posted: 5/29/2001 1:48:08 PM EST
How am I supposed to know when I have no experience with any at all?
Link Posted: 5/29/2001 5:06:27 PM EST
Link Posted: 5/29/2001 5:09:25 PM EST
Link Posted: 5/29/2001 5:15:59 PM EST
Link Posted: 5/30/2001 7:27:25 AM EST
They are ALL real. Real nice.
Link Posted: 5/30/2001 7:34:25 AM EST
Nope.. didn't take the test so can't tell ya but I am curious about y'all's responses... Since I've been working out, I've been losing weight all over...I'm still a 36C but if I lose anymore, I was thinking about getting my own flotation devices. Not obscenely big, but in proportion. I'm 5'8" and have enough junk in the trunk to balance out a larger set. And it's not for anyone else.. just myself. Just a thought.. ::shrug::
Link Posted: 5/30/2001 7:37:13 AM EST
Size the trunk down to match the headlights. Don't do it the other way around. 36c is a party. BTW, how ya feeling today?
Link Posted: 5/30/2001 7:41:27 AM EST
Better... thanks for asking. I was passed out 15 minutes after I got offline... rockin' on with Nyquil!! WooooHooooo!! [:D] And I'm working on the trunk... run 2 times a week, bike 2x a week, swim 1x week, hill work and other crosstrainers 3-4x a week. Plus weight training 2-3x a week. It's coming off... [:D] Now I have to work for the next 4 hours and then it's on to the Staind concert!! [}:D]
Link Posted: 5/30/2001 7:46:35 AM EST
So there you go. I have nothing against enhancements, but they are usually NOT necessary. Only when girls have a boy chest do I understand their desire for them. And of course in the early middle ages when gravity and children have taken their toll. But often this can be solved by a simple lift. Real ones are fun and require less maintenance. For a better cardio/lower body scuplting workout, I suggest runnning down to south Florida for a free breast evaluation.
Link Posted: 5/30/2001 7:53:53 AM EST
[Last Edit: 5/30/2001 7:53:15 AM EST by MindHunter]
Glad to see you are doing it for YOU MissMagnum, cause from the last pictures that you posted showed us you have a sexy athletic body already. That along with the fact you are very intelligent makes you desirable to the men on this board as well as all red blooded American men. Keep looking out for #1 Hunter out... EDITED to include our Canuck Buddies as well [8D]
Link Posted: 5/30/2001 8:04:28 AM EST
18 out of 20. Too bad my breast knowledge doesn't get more practice now and then, maybe I should donate it to you guys. ques
Link Posted: 5/30/2001 8:51:33 AM EST
AAHHHRRRGGG....My company's dumb-ass firewall has that site blocked out. [pissed]
Link Posted: 6/1/2001 1:21:07 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/1/2001 1:20:13 PM EST by btip]
Originally Posted By FrankTheSpank: [url]http://www.ernieshouseofwhoopass.com/downloads/breasttest.xls[/url] [b]Contains nudity, 18 and over please (yeah right)[/b] I scored 18. [:)]
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BTT! I have had lots of fun with this one. Took it to work and we have officially crowned the "expert" in the office. The guy who always tell the outrageous stories of wild dates actually scored the lowest, now we know he is full of BS. Since this one was named "TEST 2", can you provide a link for TEST #1? BTW I got 16 of 20, and I HATE fake ones, I'll take the soft natural ones any day of the week, even if they are floppy and point at the ground!
Link Posted: 7/1/2001 1:03:28 PM EST
14 out of 20. But I don't mind the fakes as much as some guys.
Link Posted: 7/1/2001 2:07:49 PM EST
I had a score of 18. I HATE fake ones too. I cannot stand really large ones either as they make a woman look like someone should pull up a stool and a pail and milk her on the spot. If they are natural, that's fine, but fake ones make me wanna puke.
Link Posted: 7/1/2001 3:03:18 PM EST
Little/medium boobies with big button nipples. WTF with this test BS, gimme some boobies.
Link Posted: 7/1/2001 3:57:51 PM EST
I would like to study # 14 in person and more thoroughly.
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