has been moonlighting as Phineas T. Bloodstave, Level 14 Mage and Bunny-Killer.
YES! I kill bunnies, and damn you all to hell. A lot of people think that bunny-bashing is merely a way for low-level characters to get experience points in their favorite games, like Ultima Online or Asheron's Call. That's a load of crap! For me, killing bunnies is a way of life. I pay $9.95 a month exclusively to kill bunnies. And I love it!
You heard me right, I kill bunnies. I'm a level 14 mage. I got to level 14 by killing bunnies, bunnies, and bunnies alone. Do you know how many bunnies it takes to get to level 14? Hundreds of thousands. And each and every little tiny death, every single divit-sized crater in the ground, and every cupful of splattering blood coating my hob-nailed boot was purely orgastic.