Dude, you must have been on sabatical !
Just a couple of nights ago there was a topic detaling an attack so devious and dastardly the thread went on 'auto-lock'. (New feature)
There was this apartment complex and one of the residents - a guy name Al Kiter - had this trained terrorist cat. The cat, also a master of disguise, had assumed the appearance of a simple, ordinary house cat.
Anyway, the cat maneuvers himself into a place of concealment (under a parked car) and awaits his target - a grown man and his 90 pound dog. Just as the man and dog are about to pass the terrorist cat (apparently acting on orders) strikes without warning from under the parked car.
An attempt to describe the carnage to both man and dog was posted but the description was apparently too gross and vivid even for this board and a "thread-lock" was automatically triggered.
[smoke]