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Posted: 10/11/2005 12:05:37 AM EDT
The following conversation is real. It took place on yahoo IM, moments ago, between myself and a potential mate located about 40 miles away. This is a perfect example of why I've almost given up all hope of finding anything resembling a real woman in this ultra-leftist, completely overrun with femi-nazis and self-castrated men, blue state:

ME: So what was the last date you went on and how did it go?
HER: uhhhlast date....actually it was lunch and pedicure
ME: A guy gave you a pedicure on the first date?
HER: no we went to luch and then had pedicures after
ME: Uh, was this a guy?
HER: yes
ME: I hope somebody took away his Man card for that nonsense.
HER: are you kidding?
HER: would you go?
ME: Uh, no. Wouldn't even consider it. Sorry, not that kind of guy. Not at all.
HER: really? why not?
ME: I'm suddenly beginning to think we live in opposing worlds.
HER: because i go out with men who get pedicures?
ME: No, because in your world you actually call these creatures men.
ME: Oh well. Nighters.

Signed,

Moof <---- currently holding onto his balls for dear life in Hell.
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 12:11:50 AM EDT
Heck, I'd do it.  
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 12:14:02 AM EDT
Stick to your Guns Moof GJ!!
And import a chick! LOL

Link Posted: 10/11/2005 12:15:06 AM EDT
You can change.

If you really want to....

you can change.

And she can help!

She could turn you into a metrosexual, you would make her oh so happy!
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 12:17:14 AM EDT
Whats wrong with pedicures?
We're men, that doesnt mean were cavemen.
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 12:17:31 AM EDT
Pedicures...


Link Posted: 10/11/2005 12:19:12 AM EDT
Moof......brother that's teh ghey
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 12:21:17 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Specop_007:
Whats wrong with pedicures?
We're men, that doesnt mean were cavemen.



I wouldn't get one......real men are suppose to have ugly feet.
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 12:22:58 AM EDT
What is wrong with pedicures? Try toe nails from hell, and one of em is missing from a stubbed toe gone bad. Thanks, but I like my non ingrown toenail length. If I ever cota pedicure my big toe nail would cut into my flesh, and I would have to go get it hacked on again. I guess I will just stay home and do my tree triming with my dremmel. But then again I gots me a wifey, so good luck. Blue states= Blue Balls.
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 12:34:40 AM EDT



not you, the creature who got the pedicure with the gal.
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 12:36:16 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/11/2005 12:37:07 AM EDT by chrome1]

Originally Posted By Specop_007:
Whats wrong with pedicures?
We're men, that doesnt mean were cavemen.



As antiquated as some people may find them .
The roles of male and female can only be blurred so far .
Post feminist society is responsible for the metrosexual .

While I agree that you don't have to be a caveman ,
there should never be any doubt that you have a set of balls .


Link Posted: 10/11/2005 12:41:47 AM EDT

Post feminist society is responsible for the metrosexual .


Nah. Take my word for it as someone who grew up in NYC and suburbs, Italian American men Started it! Ever see saturday night fever? It's been downhill ever since.
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 12:43:45 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Specop_007:
We're men, that doesnt mean were cavemen.



If my idea of an appropriate first date is not sitting in a beautician's chair next to the woman, as each of us receives a pedicure and discusses the latest episode of Queer Eye, makes me a caveman, I'll be happy to accept that moniker .
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 12:51:39 AM EDT

Originally Posted By t-stox:

Post feminist society is responsible for the metrosexual .



Nah. Take my word for it as someone who grew up in NYC and suburbs, Italian American men Started it! Ever see saturday night fever? It's been downhill ever since.



I happen to be an Italian American male that grew up , and still
lives in that area .

Not all of us had a white suit , gold chains and an IROC
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 12:53:28 AM EDT
Uhm,
What's a pedicure ?

I thought maybe I knew,but it can't be that if it's
combined with dinner on a date.

While we're at it -

Metrosexual ?

Is that a city fag or something ?  
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 12:54:20 AM EDT
The older I get, the more I just want to grab my rifle, a BOB, and run off into the hills. It's things like these that cause that.
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 1:02:09 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Moof:
The following conversation is real. It took place on yahoo IM, moments ago, between myself and a potential mate located about 40 miles away. This is a perfect example of why I've almost given up all hope of finding anything resembling a real woman in this ultra-leftist, completely overrun with femi-nazis and self-castrated men, blue state:

ME: So what was the last date you went on and how did it go?
HER: uhhhlast date....actually it was lunch and pedicure
ME: A guy gave you a pedicure on the first date?
HER: no we went to luch and then had pedicures after
ME: Uh, was this a guy?
HER: yes
ME: I hope somebody took away his Man card for that nonsense.
HER: are you kidding?
HER: would you go?
ME: Uh, no. Wouldn't even consider it. Sorry, not that kind of guy. Not at all.
HER: really? why not?
ME: I'm suddenly beginning to think we live in opposing worlds.
HER: because i go out with men who get pedicures?
ME: No, because in your world you actually call these creatures men.
ME: Oh well. Nighters.

Signed,

Moof <---- currently holding onto his balls for dear life in Hell.



That type of female seems to be more common than id like to admit. There also seems to be less and less opportunity for men to show their hunter gatherer skills. The only macho things left are unfortunately spectator sports such as NASCAR , and pro sports. The one possible exception being going into the military. What blue state hell are your in?
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 1:22:04 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Spade:
The older I get, the more I just want to grab my rifle, a BOB, and run off into the hills. It's things like these that cause that.



Maybe I have been hanging around arfcom too long because this is beginng to sound better and better as every day passes.
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 1:26:16 AM EDT
i've never done it but i'd be open to the idea to get a little pie
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 1:32:48 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Citabria7GCBC:
i've never done it but i'd be open to the idea to get a little pie



This is the sort of thing guys do to get chicks, kinda like how chicks give head to get guys....


I think I went to a couple chick flicks.....Now that I am married...ha! hell no.....'course the frequency of BJ's has gone way down, but at least I don't have to goto chick flicks...
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 1:36:37 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Citabria7GCBC:
i've never done it but i'd be open to the idea to get a little pie



+1

If she was hot enough, then I'm down with it.   Getting some hot pie would make me forget all about the pedicure.
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 1:41:36 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/11/2005 1:41:56 AM EDT by MagKnightX]
Well, if it got me in the sack with her, and she was at least a 7/10, then I'd probably go up to (but not beyond) painting my nails.

Hell, Ozzy Osbourne does that anyway.

But if she continuously demands that you do stupid shit, and claims that it's normal for men to do that, the next time you get her into bed, bang her six ways from sunday then throw her outta yer house dripping.
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 2:20:39 AM EDT
Sounds to me like the bitch wants you not only to pay for lunch, but to get a free pedicure out of the deal too. Date milking 101, or "How to get a guy to pay for more than dinner & a movie without giving up the pie" To the curb, bitch, to the curb!
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 2:33:05 AM EDT
No thank you...I need my claws for climbing trees. I am afraid a pedicure would cause me to lose traction and fall.
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 2:59:31 AM EDT

Originally Posted By chrome1:

Originally Posted By t-stox:

Post feminist society is responsible for the metrosexual .



Nah. Take my word for it as someone who grew up in NYC and suburbs, Italian American men Started it! Ever see saturday night fever? It's been downhill ever since.



I happen to be an Italian American male that grew up , and still
lives in that area .

Not all of us had a white suit , gold chains and an IROC



I grew up in a pre-dominant Italian-American area and while no one dresses up like Saturday Night fever, they have the same accents and stuff as you hear in Sopranos. Watching some of the backdrops in Sopranos brings back memories of where I grew up because they filmed it on location.

I used to shop at the grocery store behind Bada Bing (Satin Dolls). LOL
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 3:29:11 AM EDT
Yes hygiene is so gay
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 3:40:45 AM EDT
why not try this
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 3:50:41 AM EDT
Take your next vacations in southern Brazil, the Baltic Republics, Vietnam or Iceland, depending on your "type". They're filled with normal, happy women who aren't alimony bombs looking for a place to explode.

And while you're waiting for your vacation, post a profile on the Electronic Girlfriend Catalog - Match.com. If it's funny and well-written, there are enough of the rare domestic products to keep you occupied.  

Last but not least, make yourself what you should be. Get fit, develope your social skills, learn to dress well, and be well-groomed, like, uh, with a pedicure, maybe...  
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 3:57:06 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Moof:

ME: No, because in your world you actually call these creatures men.




Link Posted: 10/11/2005 4:03:00 AM EDT
 good call, Moof.

Man I hate dating.  Finally found myself a beautiful, smart filipina (not one of the ones that look like Ewoks) who knows how to shoot and makes me proud all the way around.  Gonna hang on for dear life
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 4:03:02 AM EDT
It doesnt hurt to be open minded.  

If you're so afraid that getting a pedicure makes you gay, maybe you have some issues with your sexuality.  There's nothing wrong with men trying to "look their best" or "pampering" themselves.  I like pedicures, I like massages, and I like shoppng and I have a world famous flower garden.

I also like shooting all my guns, watching football, and leering at beautiful women.

Being a well-rounded man doesn't mean your gay, just means you're evolved.


Link Posted: 10/11/2005 4:04:36 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Moof:

Originally Posted By Specop_007:
We're men, that doesnt mean were cavemen.



If my idea of an appropriate first date is not sitting in a beautician's chair next to the woman, as each of us receives a pedicure and discusses the latest episode of Queer Eye, makes me a caveman, I'll be happy to accept that moniker .



Now that would make for a great sigline.
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 4:05:52 AM EDT
Don't worry, I'm sure you can wow her with the oh-so-original and always-refreshing "dinner and a movie."

Link Posted: 10/11/2005 4:07:03 AM EDT
Sorry Moof, that wasn't a woman you were chatting with
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 4:13:01 AM EDT
I'm with you Moof.  I've never gotten a pedicure before [given myself a few and they're wonderful but I can't see paying $50 for a foot rub].  

Patty
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 4:22:13 AM EDT

Originally Posted By t-stox:

Post feminist society is responsible for the metrosexual .


Nah. Take my word for it as someone who grew up in NYC and suburbs, Italian American men Started it! Ever see saturday night fever? It's been downhill ever since.



So metrosexual = cugine?
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 4:25:35 AM EDT

Originally Posted By StonerStudent:

Originally Posted By Specop_007:
Whats wrong with pedicures?
We're men, that doesnt mean were cavemen.



I wouldn't get one......real men are suppose to have ugly feet.



Hello people.

If Stoner Student won't do it then it's definately beyond the pale.
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 4:30:57 AM EDT
My I suggest you take her to lunch and the range.  


Make sure you say after you bumbfire off a 30 round magazine.

"This is how I roll!"
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 4:33:03 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/11/2005 4:33:18 AM EDT by Hokie]

Originally Posted By Surf:
My I suggest you take her to lunch and the range.  


Make sure you say after you bumbfire off a 30 round magazine.

"This is how we roll!"
"Now Make Me A Sammich!"



Another alternative proclamation to this pampered dame....
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 4:40:45 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Specop_007:

We're men, that doesn't mean were cavemen.



.... What's that supposed to mean? That is so condescending!
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 4:44:21 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Hokie:

Originally Posted By Surf:
My I suggest you take her to lunch and the range.  


Make sure you say after you bumbfire off a 30 round magazine.

"This is how we roll!"
"Now Make Me A Sammich!"



Another alternative proclamation to this pampered dame....



Who has the "Iron my shirt b1^(#" photo? I seems that might be appropriate here too.
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 5:06:53 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Moof:

Originally Posted By Specop_007:
We're men, that doesnt mean were cavemen.



If my idea of an appropriate first date is not sitting in a beautician's chair next to the woman, as each of us receives a pedicure and discusses the latest episode of Queer Eye, makes me a caveman, I'll be happy to accept that moniker .



+1
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 5:13:33 AM EDT
Things you never thought you'd see on arfcom: justification of a male pedicure.  
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 5:45:27 AM EDT
I cut my own toe nails and do a might fine job at that.  Why would I pay someone else to do it?  Especially on a date?  Might as well go to a bar and look at men together
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 5:50:11 AM EDT



A man's pedicure is a surgical procedure, done by a podiatrist,  to cut back an ingrown toenail and is covered by Blue Cross.



Link Posted: 10/11/2005 5:53:29 AM EDT

Originally Posted By cobrasks:
Metrosexual ?

Is that a city fag or something ?  



It's a guy who acts gay but is as straight as you and I.
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 5:55:20 AM EDT
I guess she wouldn't like me then. I have to use wire snips to trim my toe nails.
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 5:58:37 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/11/2005 6:03:37 AM EDT by TacticalMan]
Moof! You should invite her out shooting followed by dinner at a nice restuarant.

Don't pass her up just because she set the rules once. Show some leadership! Chicks dig leaders.

She probably had 0 respect for Mr. Pedicure Guy.
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 5:58:50 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 6:01:51 AM EDT
Don't wash your feet for a week and then agree to go on a pedicure date with her. Just make sure she's very close by when you take your shoes and socks off or better yet, don't wear any socks. Then you can explain to her that's how a real mans feet smell.
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 6:02:19 AM EDT
Tell her you'll go get a pedicure with her as soon as she purchases an ARFCOM membership
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