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Posted: 6/24/2001 10:40:27 AM EDT
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Not much of a surprise. That's about all the limeys are good at nowadays is wanking. Though they do get extra points for Liz Hurley.
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Posted: 6/24/2001 9:54:57 PM EDT
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About six years ago we saw a monkey at the San Francisco Zoo jacking off like there was no tomorrow.
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Posted: 6/24/2001 10:04:59 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By DVD Tracker: About six years ago we saw a monkey at the San Francisco Zoo jacking off like there was no tomorrow. Did you toss him a cigarette? I've seen a lot worse at the SF Zoo[V] |
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Posted: 6/24/2001 10:07:09 PM EDT
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MOST mammals masturbate.
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Posted: 6/24/2001 10:22:07 PM EDT
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At least we know where the "hairy palm" theory originated.
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Posted: 6/24/2001 11:25:46 PM EDT
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Drawing on a large pool of institutional knowledge, I offer the following (in the name of science):
-Put a tennis ball under the gorillas armpit; that way his arm will fall asleep and he can close his eyes and pretend a lady gorilla is doing it. -Instead of a tennis ball, use a strong rubber band around his arm. Same effect. A happy gorilla is a cooperative gorilla. |
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Posted: 6/24/2001 11:45:26 PM EDT
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Well....at least the gorillas are learning from the experts. Seems the limeys had a lot of practice, maybe that's why the minutemen at Lexington and concord got the jump on the Brits on Apr. 19 1775. The Brits were practicing then to!!! [sniper]
(to bad the minutemen didn't have any ARs) |
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Posted: 6/24/2001 11:51:34 PM EDT
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Quoted: Originally Posted By DVD Tracker: About six years ago we saw a monkey at the San Francisco Zoo jacking off like there was no tomorrow. Did you toss him a cigarette? I've seen a lot worse at the SF Zoo[V] Yeah.. I figured that the SF Zoo would have a gay gorilla section complete w/ free condoms. |
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Posted: 6/25/2001 3:30:35 AM EDT
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Is this not, how limeys are made?
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Posted: 6/25/2001 8:05:15 AM EDT
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Quoted: I've seen a lot worse at the SF Zoo[V] Which side of the bars? [;)] |
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Posted: 6/25/2001 1:06:55 PM EDT
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Quoted: FOX NEWS 1330 hrs. During a story about artificial insemination featuring a machine that can separate x and y chromosomes thereby guarantying a male or female offspring. They report that this new technology will ensure the survival of endangered species. "We give the gorilla a cup, he fills the cup, hands it back, and gets a TREAT. What a life. I hope the treat is a cigarette! Hate to break this, but the folder title contains a mispelling. It should be Mast[b]u[/b]rbate, not Mast[b]e[/b]rbate. [b][i]Just remember that there's always 'u' in masturbation![/b][/i] |
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