Blood on the blade, 40 year old virgin

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Blood on the blade, 40 year old virgin

Posted: 12/20/2005 9:32:09 PM EDT

The Pakistani (type) guy who threatens the black guy with

"If I unsheath the blade in my boot, I cannot return it until it has felt blood"

Is some real funny shit!!!

Posted: 12/20/2005 9:37:25 PM EDT

[#1]

Man-O-Latern!

Posted: 12/20/2005 9:44:14 PM EDT

[#2]

"What are we, Al Queda?". That movie was frigging hilarious.

Posted: 12/20/2005 10:23:15 PM EDT

[#3]

Just saw it for the first time the other day. Very funny movie.

Although, it's made me look at all my anime figures and say...Oh....maybe that's why I haven't had a date in a while.

Posted: 12/21/2005 2:37:23 PM EDT

[#4]

Go fuck a goat!

Posted: 12/21/2005 2:42:15 PM EDT

[#5]

"Shit stained balls"

Posted: 12/21/2005 2:43:35 PM EDT

[#6]

I only laughed during the first hour.

Posted: 12/21/2005 2:44:31 PM EDT

[#7]

Yeah, If I dont get this gem for x-mas, I'll be buying it for shizzle.

Posted: 12/21/2005 2:51:38 PM EDT

[#8]

Life is not about a Cincinnati Bowtie or asshole pleasures.

Posted: 12/21/2005 2:56:41 PM EDT

[#9]

I got a kick out of the whole "You know why your gay..." back and forth when they were playing in the video game scene.

Posted: 12/21/2005 2:58:16 PM EDT

[#10]

Ripping the hair off his chest was a gut buster

Posted: 12/21/2005 2:58:47 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
I got a kick out of the whole "You know why your gay..." back and forth when they were playing in the video game scene.

"You know how I know your gay? You have a rainbow sticker on your car that says I love balls in my face"

"Thats gay?"

Posted: 12/21/2005 3:08:25 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
Life is not about a Cincinnati Bowtie or asshole pleasures.

I brought this movie over to my uncles house to watch this past weekend.

Right at that part "asshole pleasures" my aunt got up and said "I can't watch this filth" so we turned it off and put something else on. My uncle asked me to burn him a copy.

The waxing scene was great. If you watch the extras they show that the waxing was really done and it was his (the virgin dude actor) idea to do it.

I like the part where the black guy is showing the ultrasound video "he look pakistani" "is he born with a parole officer" etc. Hilarious.

Posted: 12/21/2005 3:09:20 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
I got a kick out of the whole "You know why your gay..." back and forth when they were playing in the video game scene.

if you get the DVD watch the extras. They have a few more minutes of that stuff in there and they get pretty sick.

Posted: 12/21/2005 3:10:19 PM EDT

[#14]

I watched it last night. I didn't think it was all that funny

Posted: 12/21/2005 3:16:43 PM EDT

[#15]

I was rolling... I thought it was a pretty damn funny movie.

Posted: 12/21/2005 3:19:02 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:

Although, it's made me look at all my anime figures and say...Oh....maybe that's why I haven't had a date in a while.

yeah anime will attract the ladies

Posted: 12/21/2005 3:19:34 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
Quoted:
I got a kick out of the whole "You know why your gay..." back and forth when they were playing in the video game scene.

if you get the DVD watch the extras. They have a few more minutes of that stuff in there and they get pretty sick.

+1

I watched those outtakes last weekend and they're damn funny.

Posted: 12/21/2005 3:24:32 PM EDT

[#18]

i cant imagine a worse ending for that movie than what they put together. wtf was that? pretty much ruined everthing prior.

Posted: 12/21/2005 3:35:51 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
yeah anime will attract the ladies

Oh, it will. Except that the "ladies" will all look like Jackie Gleason in a Sailor Moon outfit...

Posted: 12/21/2005 4:58:45 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
Quoted:
yeah anime will attract the ladies

Oh, it will. Except that the "ladies" will all look like Jackie Gleason in a Sailor Moon outfit...

That's creepy, but right on the mark.

I have a friend who has anime parties a couple times a year. All the women are either all strungout looking and in desperate need of a sammich, or excessively heavy, but wearing goth corsets with their boobs practically resting on top like two turkeys on a platter.

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Blood on the blade, 40 year old virgin

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