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Posted: 9/20/2005 10:33:22 AM EDT
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A blonde walks into a bar . . . and she wakes up in the hospital with a concussion.
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Posted: 9/20/2005 10:33:43 AM EDT
[#2]
Good one!!
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Posted: 9/20/2005 10:33:54 AM EDT
[#3]
Not bad.
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Posted: 9/20/2005 10:34:19 AM EDT
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What do you call a blonde behind the steering wheel? an Air Bag!
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Posted: 9/20/2005 10:37:02 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/20/2005 10:38:59 AM EDT
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A police officer responds to a call about a car crash. He walks up to the car, which is folded around a tree, and he finds a redhead in the driver's seat. She seemed OK.
"What happened?" asked the officer. "I was driving along, when suddenly this tree pops up out of nowhere! I swerved to miss it, but then there was another tree! I swerved the other way, and there was another one! Finally I lost control and crashed." "Tell me, do you dye your hair?" "Why, yes, I'm actually a blonde." "I thought so. You were dodging your air freshener." |
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Posted: 9/20/2005 10:40:39 AM EDT
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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are sitting in a third grade class - which one has the better body?
The blonde. She's 18. |
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Posted: 9/20/2005 10:49:32 AM EDT
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if Darwin is working correctly, why do blondes reproduce more than others? The stupid should not flourish!
Just a thought, not a joke, unless it's being told by fate |
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Posted: 9/20/2005 11:25:38 AM EDT
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I hadn't heard that one.
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Posted: 9/20/2005 11:35:28 AM EDT
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My (blond) wife will get a kick out of that one.
(She likes lawyer jokes too, even though she is one.  )
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Posted: 9/20/2005 11:39:00 AM EDT
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A blonde police officer pulls over a blonde in a convertible sports car speeding. She walks over to the car and asks the blonde driver for some for I.D.
The blonde convertible driver searches through her purse in vain. Finally she asks, "What does it look like?" The blonde police officer tells her, "It's that thing with your picture on it." The blonde driver searches for a few more seconds, pulls out her compact, opens it, and sure enough sees her picture. She hands the compact to the blonde cop. The blonde cop looks at the compact for a few seconds, then rolls her eyes, hands the compact back to the blonde convertible driver, and says, "If you had told me you were a police officer when I first pulled you over, we could have avoided this whole thing! |
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Posted: 9/20/2005 11:40:37 AM EDT
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Look at the rascism in this thread!
 You all are blonde-o-phobes, oppressing a minority that deserves special protection.
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Posted: 9/20/2005 12:04:06 PM EDT
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A guy was out in his yard doing some mowing and weedeating. He noticed his next door blonde neighbor come out to her mailbox and open the door and look inside. She looked puzzled and shut the door and went back inside the house. About 5 minutes later she came back out and did the same. Another 5 minutes later and she came back out and did this another 4 times. Finally, after seeing all this the nextdoor neighbor walked over and asked her what was going on. Her reply was, "every time I turn on the computer it says "you've got mail"!"
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Posted: 9/20/2005 1:17:04 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/20/2005 1:22:29 PM EDT
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That is very true...if any hot blondes need some refuge, my door is always open...
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Posted: 9/20/2005 7:07:31 PM EDT
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A blond hates the fact that everyone thinks she's dumb, so she takes it upon herself to memorize the state capitals to show how smart she is.
The next time someone calls her dumb she announces that she's no dummy that she knows the capitals of every state. Her accuser decides to test her on this so he says "So what's the capital of Wyoming?" The blond closes her eyes while thinking intently and then announces "I know it!! It's 'W' " |
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Posted: 9/20/2005 7:12:44 PM EDT
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A man at an alligator farm put his balls in a gator's mouth
and let the gator chomp down. After a minute he took a glass jar and smashed it over the gator's head, which made it release it's toothy grip on his nuts. After looking into the audience the man said, "is there anyone in the audience who is willing to try that?" After a minute of silence a cute blond in the back raised her hand and said, "I'll try it, but you can't hit me on the head with a jar." 
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Posted: 9/20/2005 7:21:45 PM EDT
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My true-blond wife loves it, O_P!
HH |
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Posted: 9/20/2005 7:28:10 PM EDT
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how do you drown a blond....... scratch and sniff on the bottom of a pool
whats the difference between a blond and a cloths washer..... the washer does not follow you around for a week after you drop a load in it |
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Posted: 9/20/2005 7:30:40 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/20/2005 8:11:55 PM EDT
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What does a blonde call a blow job in a Honda?
Her Civic duty! hahahahahahaha! |
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