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Posted: 11/21/2012 7:23:22 AM EDT
NAMIBIAN media report a strange muppet-like beast has been shot dead after a group stumbled across several of the creatures in dense jungle.









 
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:25:01 AM EDT
[#1]
That's gotta be some sort of hoax............
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:25:13 AM EDT
[#2]
Nice clear photo too.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:25:17 AM EDT
[#3]
Maybe it will replace Elmo now that the pedophile has been outted.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:29:35 AM EDT
[#4]

I wonder if they taste like chicken?

Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:30:18 AM EDT
[#5]
Namibia, West Virginia?
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:31:45 AM EDT
[#6]

 
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:32:10 AM EDT
[#7]
That is the ugliest sex doll I have ever seen.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:32:27 AM EDT
[#8]
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:32:40 AM EDT
[#9]
Poss'm
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:33:25 AM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
That's gotta be some sort of hoax............


Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:34:04 AM EDT
[#11]
Look totally legit.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:35:16 AM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
Look totally legit.


Yeah, but look at your user name.

Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:35:53 AM EDT
[#13]
They shot and killed it, took it back to camp and this one shitty picture is all they have to show of it? Those in the hunting group must not ever take pictures of their trophy kills

Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:38:15 AM EDT
[#14]
it looks sad
 
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:41:17 AM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
NAMIBIAN media report a strange muppet-like beast has been shot dead after a group stumbled across several of the creatures in dense jungle.

http://resources3.news.com.au/images/2012/11/19/1226519/551463-beast.jpg
 


Some kind of monkey with red mange.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:42:35 AM EDT
[#16]
It looks like the homunculus from "todd and the book of pure evil".

Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:44:29 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:45:51 AM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
it looks sad  


DUH! you would be sad if you were shot dead too..
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:47:10 AM EDT
[#19]
Baby gelfling?
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:47:23 AM EDT
[#20]



Quoted:



Quoted:

it looks sad  




DUH! you would be sad if you were shot dead too..
spose so





 
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:48:30 AM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
That is the ugliest sex doll I have ever seen.


You see alot of them do you?
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:51:14 AM EDT
[#22]

Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:55:12 AM EDT
[#23]
1) Find a rare unkown creature
2) Kill it
3)?????
4) Profit
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:56:22 AM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
Quoted:
That is the ugliest sex doll I have ever seen.


You see alot of them do you?


I have a collection of them in my mom's basement.  Do you want to come over and see?  I have plenty of immitation crab meat.  
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:57:53 AM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
That is the ugliest sex doll I have ever seen.


You see alot of them do you?


I have a collection of them in my mom's basement.  Do you want to come over and see?  I have plenty of immitation crab meat.  


If you have any HO scale trains we can stomp, I am definitely interested.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:59:46 AM EDT
[#26]


Lied to again by the Jedi....not twins, but triplets. They just never mentioned Jar-Jar was in on that action and they hid his offspring in a galaxy far far away on a small blue planet.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 8:00:02 AM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
Nice clear photo too.


Mitch Hedberg:

"I think the problem is Bigfoot is blurry.  That's even scarier.  There's a large out-of-focus monster running around out there."
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 8:00:04 AM EDT
[#28]
Someone somewhere would have sex with it.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 8:00:38 AM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
That is the ugliest sex doll I have ever seen.


You see alot of them do you?


I have a collection of them in my mom's basement.  Do you want to come over and see?  I have plenty of immitation crab meat.  


If you have any HO scale trains we can stomp, I am definitely interested.


They are packed up, but I can dig them out just for you!  

On a side note, I wonder if that guy is still alive and did he have to move to somewhere with no internet to keep from hearing the jokes?  
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 8:01:05 AM EDT
[#30]




Quoted:

Maybe it will replace Elmo now that the pedophile has been outted.


If you haven't heard, the pedo thing was a hoax.

Link Posted: 11/21/2012 8:04:00 AM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:
Someone somewhere would have sex with it.


Link Posted: 11/21/2012 8:04:30 AM EDT
[#32]
According to the article; a full forensic investigation is underway.

The finest minds in all of Africa are working on this even as we speak.










I'm expecting the results of the investigation to state that the lead scientist got hungry and ate the specimen and all of the witnesses as well.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 8:04:55 AM EDT
[#33]
Whatever it is lets just kill it to extinction, yay.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 8:05:47 AM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Maybe it will replace Elmo now that the pedophile has been outted.

If you haven't heard, the pedo thing was a hoax.


If you haven't heard, the Elmo guy quit because another person came forward.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 8:06:15 AM EDT
[#35]
Can you fuck it, and what does it taste like?
 
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 8:06:34 AM EDT
[#36]
I hope its real.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 8:07:01 AM EDT
[#37]
I wonder if the "lair or nest" is very far from the crashed saucer.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 8:08:05 AM EDT
[#38]
Quoted:
According to the article; a full forensic investigation is underway.

The finest minds in all of Africa are working on this even as we speak.










I'm expecting the results of the investigation to state that the lead scientist got hungry and ate the specimen and all of the witnesses as well.



Link Posted: 11/21/2012 8:11:02 AM EDT
[#39]



Quoted:


Someone somewhere would have sex with it.


Maybe it was shot during a domestic dispute and this is a cover up?

 
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 8:13:13 AM EDT
[#40]



Quoted:


NAMIBIAN media report a strange muppet-like beast has been shot dead after a group stumbled across several of the creatures in dense jungle.





 






 
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 8:14:10 AM EDT
[#41]




Quoted:



Quoted:





Quoted:

Maybe it will replace Elmo now that the pedophile has been outted.


If you haven't heard, the pedo thing was a hoax.





If you haven't heard, the Elmo guy quit because another person came forward.


I hadn't. Last I had heard the first accuser recanted his story...now it appears that was the result of a settlement. Now, it appears, a second accuser has popped up...and the first guy wants to change his story back again. Liberals....



Incidently...the thing in the picture looks....French.

Link Posted: 11/21/2012 8:15:19 AM EDT
[#42]
leper colony FTW
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 8:15:36 AM EDT
[#43]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
That is the ugliest sex doll I have ever seen.


You see alot of them do you?


I have a collection of them in my mom's basement.  Do you want to come over and see?  I have plenty of immitation crab meat.  


If you have any HO scale trains we can stomp, I am definitely interested.


They are packed up, but I can dig them out just for you!  

On a side note, I wonder if that guy is still alive and did he have to move to somewhere with no internet to keep from hearing the jokes?  


Get a room you two!



Link Posted: 11/21/2012 8:17:01 AM EDT
[#44]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Quoted:

Quoted:
Maybe it will replace Elmo now that the pedophile has been outted.

If you haven't heard, the pedo thing was a hoax.


If you haven't heard, the Elmo guy quit because another person came forward.

I hadn't. Last I had heard the first accuser recanted his story...now it appears that was the result of a settlement. Now, it appears, a second accuser has popped up...and the first guy wants to change his story back again. Liberals....

Incidently...the thing in the picture looks....French.


Well I'll be damned. I go to the bathroom and while I'm gone they have a crime, solve a crime,perp recants, new perp admits and old perp resigns......wow
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 9:02:09 AM EDT
[#45]
Quoted:
Maybe it will replace Elmo now that the pedophile has been outted.


Shit, I thought that's who they were talking about!
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 9:08:29 AM EDT
[#46]
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 9:08:53 AM EDT
[#47]
I doubt it is real.  But I feel for the poor thing if it is.....'cuz the natives will find every stinking one of them and rape and eat them if they get half the chance.





Poor little thing.




 
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 9:09:34 AM EDT
[#48]
Quoted:
I hope its real.


I want to believe.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 9:09:36 AM EDT
[#49]



Quoted:

hoax






 
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 9:13:59 AM EDT
[#50]
Looks like one of those children born without a complete head.
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