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9/22/2017 12:11:25 AM
Posted: 9/2/2005 3:39:53 PM EDT

Darndest thing. First, I was bitten on the left forearm by a flounder; it tested positive.
Then, moments later, I was bitten or the right forearm by two juvenile opossum. Both
of those bites tested positive.

Didn't panic. Went to the vet's. He used a horse syringe filled with anti-rabies vaccine.
Spend five minutes injecting it all around the flounder bite. Then he did the same at the
first oppossum bite. He was really "digging" that needle in there.

That's when I woke up.

Moral: Don't eat cheese just before going to bed.



Link Posted: 9/2/2005 3:47:09 PM EDT
Let me be the frst to call...forget the cheese, drink less.
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 3:50:33 PM EDT
How in the hell did you get rabies from a cold blooded fish?
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 3:51:38 PM EDT
flounder? as in fish?
yeah you were dreaming. It's always been my understanding that only mammals can carry rabies
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 3:52:38 PM EDT
Have you received any fan mail from that flounder?

Link Posted: 9/2/2005 3:53:57 PM EDT
Was it an ... attractive flounder?
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 9:25:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By California_Kid:
Have you received any fan mail from that flounder?




[Bowinkle voice]"Fan mail from some flounder?"[/Bowinkle voice]

[Rocky voice]"And now here's something we hope you'll really like!"[/Rocky voice]

Classic!

Tall Shadow
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 9:29:38 PM EDT
What the hell did cheese have to do with this
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 9:34:32 PM EDT
Was the expiration date on the cheese something that started with "19"
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 9:47:42 PM EDT
wheres AND?
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 9:51:06 PM EDT
weird
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 10:09:07 PM EDT
It's all Bush's fault! Ban cheese, it's for the children! Lactate from orbit, it's the only way to be sure!
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