Billy goat gives milk

A male goat that reportedly gives milk has become a popular attraction in Brazil.

The goat's owner Luciano Gomes, from Melancias, is touring the country to show it off.

He told Terra Noticias Populares: "When I bought it, it already had two small teats and when I fondled them lots of milk came out.

"It is the only billy goat in the world capable of giving milk, I wouldn't sell it for all the money in the world."

Vet Flaviano Moreira commented: "It is totally abnormal for a goat to give milk, I wouldn't go near it!"

If he's into goat fondling...........I really don't want to know about it

It's not unknown for male humans to suddenly begin lactating.

Think about THAT when you go pour a bowl of cereal.

Quoted: He told Terra Noticias Populares: "When I bought it, it already had two small teats and when I fondled them lots of milk came out.

That ain't milk there Gomer!!!

"Can you milk me, Greg?"

Quoted: Quoted: He told Terra Noticias Populares: "When I bought it, it already had two small teats and when I fondled them lots of milk came out. That ain't milk there Gomer!!!

OMG its got 2 weiners!!!

Is anyone else wondering why the hell he's fondling his goat's tits?