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Posted: 10/26/2001 9:00:03 AM EDT
[url]http://www.crappybobandnicbig.com[/url] had a story that Bill Clinton was mailed a vile of salmanella.  Is this true or are they making it up?  
Link Posted: 10/26/2001 9:03:20 AM EDT
[#1]
Promise!!??
Link Posted: 10/26/2001 9:05:49 AM EDT
[#2]
Samonella?  or something that smelled like salmon ...  or just fishey?
Link Posted: 10/26/2001 9:05:51 AM EDT
[#3]
Yeah, but they missed.
Link Posted: 10/26/2001 9:23:26 AM EDT
[#4]
From the newspaper today, it appears that somebody sent something to Clinton, but it spoiled en route, thus salmonella.

As soon as the "news" broke, a local talk radio made fun of him, saying that all these senators are exposed to anthrax, and he's not important enough anymore to get some, so he put a jar of mayo out in the sun and sent it to himself, just to get some attention.
Link Posted: 10/26/2001 9:29:24 AM EDT
[#5]
Initial reports that the Samonella was growing from what was originally in the vial but I haven't heard anymore as of late (and frankly I don't care).  The Clinton's probably had to release the story just get their names in the news yet again.
Link Posted: 10/26/2001 9:32:56 AM EDT
[#6]
It came from janet reno's underwear.
Link Posted: 10/26/2001 9:33:20 AM EDT
[#7]
Heard something that he was mailed a few viles of something, and 2 viles turned into salmanella.

Just wondering what this liquid was, maybe some keepsakes from Monica?
Link Posted: 10/26/2001 9:33:26 AM EDT
[#8]
Someone mailed him cookies when went bad while waiting to be opened (2-3 weeks).

GunLvr
Link Posted: 10/26/2001 9:33:31 AM EDT
[#9]
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Samonella?  or something that smelled like salmon ...  or just fishey?
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Was Hillary near by????
Link Posted: 10/26/2001 10:17:04 AM EDT
[#10]
Yea I bet he sent it to himself to get his name in the paper agian.
Link Posted: 10/26/2001 10:54:45 AM EDT
[#11]
Come on,

give me something believable.  Slick Willy & Anthrax?  No way.

Slick Willy & Herpes?  Now that one I'd believe...
Link Posted: 10/26/2001 3:07:28 PM EDT
[#12]
Allright! Now those terrorists are finally getting somewhere!
Link Posted: 10/26/2001 3:27:57 PM EDT
[#13]
Dude couldn't stand another day without seeing his sorry ass name in the media.
I'll bet Bill's got a riding lawn mower too !!
Link Posted: 10/26/2001 4:50:53 PM EDT
[#14]
Sorry, there are FAR more dangrous things in Harlem than a vial of Salmanella.
Link Posted: 10/26/2001 5:48:00 PM EDT
[#15]
Sorta reminds me of the joke where all the transplant doctors are braggin'. Each one telling about how he did a transplant on a more famous person. The punch line is: "Well I did an asshole transplant on Clinton...but the asshole rejected him."
BP
Link Posted: 10/26/2001 6:06:00 PM EDT
[#16]
How did they squeeze Hillary in a vile?
Link Posted: 10/26/2001 6:36:38 PM EDT
[#17]
I DIDN'T DO IT!!!!!!!!!!

But I wish I had. Maybe with some sarin on top for flavor.


Guncrazy223
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Some people (Klinton) are only alive because its illegal to kill them.
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