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Posted: 8/19/2005 10:24:14 PM EDT
On Coast to Coast AM

"I have it at a secure location... The doctors are looking at it... I have video on my PAY web site..."


blah blah blah blah blah blah

Link Posted: 8/19/2005 10:25:07 PM EDT
It has to be true it's on the internet
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 10:25:15 PM EDT
Not another one.

Sheesh.

Link Posted: 8/19/2005 10:33:26 PM EDT
If it's on Coast to Coast, it's gospel. I'll get right on coughing up my cc number for his paysite.


Sheep
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 10:33:51 PM EDT
They found my X wife! She owes me a trailer in AL and I want it back.
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 10:35:10 PM EDT
False alarm, it was Robin williams on a bender...
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 10:36:24 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/19/2005 10:36:57 PM EDT by Swindle1984]
Actually, I captured one about three years ago and turned it over to some researchers. Now whenever I go near the woods in North Dakota I get pelted with berries and sticks. I tell ya, when you kidnap one of their compatriots, those hairy bastards hold a grudge.

One of them actually had the audacity to take a crap on the hood of my jeep. I had to tase him, then hose pepper spray into his face and balls for good measure. THAT is one sasquatch who'll never fuck with me again.

Took most of the afternoon to get that car clean again.
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 10:37:50 PM EDT
Why don't they leave those poor beasts alone?
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 10:42:32 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sysop:
Why don't they leave those poor beasts alone?



Un-tapped consumer/tax base
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 10:43:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sysop:
Why don't they leave those poor beasts alone?



If we leave them alone, we'll never find out if they really do taste like chicken.
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 10:45:07 PM EDT
Awww Hell, That ain't nothing! I used to work with one of Bigfoots cousin for years.




Vulcan94
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 10:54:20 PM EDT
Who is this clown on Coast to Coast right now? I've only been listening to it in the background?

Apperantly he's a Soooooper-Genius.



So far, with NO training in chemistry or pharmacueticals, he's developed a NEW drug and got FDA approval all with in 6 weeks.

He invented Mail Boxes Etc.

He's able to predict the future.

He's telekinetic.

Same guy, apperantly, who captured bigfoot.



Sheep
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 12:28:51 PM EDT
Yo Swindle. What part of ND were you in? I wouldn't call anything we have up here "the woods". More like "the thicket" or "the bushes" or "the midget tree farm" btu, NOT woods.

Speaking of which, I have to get my tree-stand up into "the bushes" soon. Leaves already turning.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 12:32:48 PM EDT
Coast to Coast is full of nutjobs. Last time I listened it was some douchebag talking about the lost city of Atlantis. Doesn't he know you need a StarGate to get there?
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 12:34:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By cmoth:
Yo Swindle. What part of ND were you in? I wouldn't call anything we have up here "the woods". More like "the thicket" or "the bushes" or "the midget tree farm" btu, NOT woods.

Speaking of which, I have to get my tree-stand up into "the bushes" soon. Leaves already turning.



I dunno. You wanna see the bigfoot I captured?
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 12:34:48 PM EDT
You can't throw a stick without hitting a bigfoot in the Pacific NorthWest. Those things are everywhere.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 12:40:23 PM EDT
Where was that thread where some ArfCommers were discussing caliber choices for bigfoot? It was pretty funny.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 12:43:29 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 1:44:20 PM EDT




By the way I haven't heard from sarge since this report came in, coincidence maybe. Hmmmm
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 2:05:20 PM EDT
Jesus-is that Nick Nolte on a trip?
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 2:14:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By cmoth:
Yo Swindle. What part of ND were you in? I wouldn't call anything we have up here "the woods". More like "the thicket" or "the bushes" or "the midget tree farm" btu, NOT woods.

Speaking of which, I have to get my tree-stand up into "the bushes" soon. Leaves already turning.



How can you put a tree stand up in those sapplings? I was stationed at Minot for 3 years, never say a "tree" bigger around then my leg.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 2:32:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By m-dc:
They found my X wife! She owes me a trailer in AL and I want it back.



Link Posted: 8/20/2005 2:34:57 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/20/2005 2:38:20 PM EDT by RABIDFOX50]
Bigfoot? Captured?

I call

Brought to you from the Center of Anti Foil Hat Foundation! (a government sponsered agency) Move along....nothing to see here...

Link Posted: 8/20/2005 2:53:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By pieceofstink:
Jesus-is that Nick Nolte on a trip?



No, that's Nolte all cleaned up.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 7:33:54 PM EDT
Dupe. Janet Reno was arrested a month ago for drunk driving in the Florida Keys.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 7:41:00 PM EDT
"They found me!"
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 7:41:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By RugerNiner:
Is this the Big Foot they Captured?
www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/packageart/mugshots/noltemug.jpg



THAT made me laugh!!!
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 7:41:58 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 7:48:31 PM EDT
That's the first time I've laughed out loud in a week! The pic of Nick Nolte is priceless. I think it needs a good caption to really put it over the top.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 8:34:14 PM EDT
http://ak47.net/forums/topic.html?b=8&f=25&t=207268
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 8:39:00 PM EDT
Is this it?




Oh wait...That's the "mad cow"
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 8:46:48 PM EDT

Originally Posted By yekimak:
False alarm, it was Robin williams on a bender...


Link Posted: 8/20/2005 9:32:15 PM EDT
Dupe. Janet Reno was arrested a month ago for drunk driving in the Florida Keys.

Gotta Link? Google shows nothing.

Rick

Link Posted: 8/21/2005 12:04:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Rick_Lind:
Dupe. Janet Reno was arrested a month ago for drunk driving in the Florida Keys.

Gotta Link? Google shows nothing.

Rick



No link but it was discussed here. Might have been reckless driving or something instead. She's a well-known drunk driver in S. Fla.
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