Bigfoot creature reported CAPTURED!!!

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Bigfoot creature reported CAPTURED!!!

Posted: 8/19/2005 10:24:14 PM EDT

On Coast to Coast AM

"I have it at a secure location... The doctors are looking at it... I have video on my PAY web site..."

blah blah blah blah blah blah

Posted: 8/19/2005 10:25:07 PM EDT

[#1]

It has to be true it's on the internet

Posted: 8/19/2005 10:25:15 PM EDT

[#2]

Not another one.

Sheesh.

Posted: 8/19/2005 10:33:26 PM EDT

[#3]

If it's on Coast to Coast, it's gospel. I'll get right on coughing up my cc number for his paysite.

Sheep

Posted: 8/19/2005 10:33:51 PM EDT

[#4]

They found my X wife! She owes me a trailer in AL and I want it back.

Posted: 8/19/2005 10:35:10 PM EDT

[#5]

False alarm, it was Robin williams on a bender...

Posted: 8/19/2005 10:36:24 PM EDT

[#6]

Actually, I captured one about three years ago and turned it over to some researchers. Now whenever I go near the woods in North Dakota I get pelted with berries and sticks. I tell ya, when you kidnap one of their compatriots, those hairy bastards hold a grudge.

One of them actually had the audacity to take a crap on the hood of my jeep. I had to tase him, then hose pepper spray into his face and balls for good measure. THAT is one sasquatch who'll never fuck with me again.

Took most of the afternoon to get that car clean again.

Posted: 8/19/2005 10:37:50 PM EDT

[#7]

Why don't they leave those poor beasts alone?

Posted: 8/19/2005 10:42:32 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
Why don't they leave those poor beasts alone?

Un-tapped consumer/tax base

Posted: 8/19/2005 10:43:47 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
Why don't they leave those poor beasts alone?

If we leave them alone, we'll never find out if they really do taste like chicken.

Posted: 8/19/2005 10:45:07 PM EDT

[#10]

Awww Hell, That ain't nothing! I used to work with one of Bigfoots cousin for years.

Vulcan94

Posted: 8/19/2005 10:54:20 PM EDT

[#11]

Who is this clown on Coast to Coast right now? I've only been listening to it in the background?

Apperantly he's a Soooooper-Genius.

So far, with NO training in chemistry or pharmacueticals, he's developed a NEW drug and got FDA approval all with in 6 weeks.

He invented Mail Boxes Etc.

He's able to predict the future.

He's telekinetic.

Same guy, apperantly, who captured bigfoot.

Sheep

Posted: 8/20/2005 12:28:51 PM EDT

[#12]

Yo Swindle. What part of ND were you in? I wouldn't call anything we have up here "the woods". More like "the thicket" or "the bushes" or "the midget tree farm" btu, NOT woods.

Speaking of which, I have to get my tree-stand up into "the bushes" soon. Leaves already turning.

Posted: 8/20/2005 12:32:48 PM EDT

[#13]

Coast to Coast is full of nutjobs. Last time I listened it was some douchebag talking about the lost city of Atlantis. Doesn't he know you need a StarGate to get there?

Posted: 8/20/2005 12:34:36 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
Yo Swindle. What part of ND were you in? I wouldn't call anything we have up here "the woods". More like "the thicket" or "the bushes" or "the midget tree farm" btu, NOT woods.

Speaking of which, I have to get my tree-stand up into "the bushes" soon. Leaves already turning.

I dunno. You wanna see the bigfoot I captured?

Posted: 8/20/2005 12:34:48 PM EDT

[#15]

You can't throw a stick without hitting a bigfoot in the Pacific NorthWest. Those things are everywhere.

Posted: 8/20/2005 12:40:23 PM EDT

[#16]

Where was that thread where some ArfCommers were discussing caliber choices for bigfoot? It was pretty funny.

Posted: 8/20/2005 12:43:29 PM EDT

[#17]

Is this the Big Foot they Captured? http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/packageart/mugshots/noltemug.jpg

Posted: 8/20/2005 1:44:20 PM EDT

[#18]

By the way I haven't heard from sarge since this report came in, coincidence maybe. Hmmmm

Posted: 8/20/2005 2:05:20 PM EDT

[#19]

Jesus-is that Nick Nolte on a trip?

Posted: 8/20/2005 2:14:37 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
Yo Swindle. What part of ND were you in? I wouldn't call anything we have up here "the woods". More like "the thicket" or "the bushes" or "the midget tree farm" btu, NOT woods.

Speaking of which, I have to get my tree-stand up into "the bushes" soon. Leaves already turning.

How can you put a tree stand up in those sapplings? I was stationed at Minot for 3 years, never say a "tree" bigger around then my leg.

Posted: 8/20/2005 2:32:10 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
They found my X wife! She owes me a trailer in AL and I want it back.

Posted: 8/20/2005 2:34:57 PM EDT

[#22]

Bigfoot? Captured?

I call

Brought to you from the Center of Anti Foil Hat Foundation! (a government sponsered agency) Move along....nothing to see here...

Posted: 8/20/2005 2:53:31 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
Jesus-is that Nick Nolte on a trip?

No, that's Nolte all cleaned up.

Posted: 8/20/2005 7:33:54 PM EDT

[#24]

Dupe. Janet Reno was arrested a month ago for drunk driving in the Florida Keys.

Posted: 8/20/2005 7:41:00 PM EDT

[#25]

"They found me!"

Posted: 8/20/2005 7:41:19 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
Is this the Big Foot they Captured?
www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/packageart/mugshots/noltemug.jpg

THAT made me laugh!!!

Posted: 8/20/2005 7:41:58 PM EDT

[#27]

Posted: 8/20/2005 7:48:31 PM EDT

[#28]

That's the first time I've laughed out loud in a week! The pic of Nick Nolte is priceless. I think it needs a good caption to really put it over the top.