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Posted: 8/18/2005 11:07:10 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/19/2005 4:43:11 PM EDT by chuckhammer]
AMEN! Give me a woman with curves and meat on her bones.

Hammer can't stand a stick-figure broad!

www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,166048,00.html

For Advertisers, It's Bottoms Up
Thursday, August 18, 2005

Ever since Jennifer Lopez (search) and a bootylicious Beyonce (search) came on to the scene, women have been flaunting their womanly backsides ... and Madison Avenue has taken notice.

Nike's new ads have women bragging of behinds big enough to be "space heaters in bed," and Dove's new campaign has caused a debate over the use of "real bodies" in advertising.

"It's attention-getting, it's humorous, it's playing in to a woman who wants to be strong and independent," Allure magazine publisher Nancy Berger Cardone told FOX News.

But it's more than that. Advertisers are banking that these ads will grab women ready to celebrate what they've got.

"Most American women are size 12 and up. So, I just think it's Madison Avenue types taking advantage ... [they] want a bigger piece of the pie out there," image consultant and entertainment reporter Annie Hoffman said.

So what is it about big butts?

"I think thanks to Jennifer Lopez, having a larger derriere has become the 'in' thing to have. It used to be an ample bust, now I think it's an ample derriere," said Hoffman.

As for whether it's a smart business move on Madison Avenue's part, Hoffman thinks, and hopes, it is.

"They're trying to relate to the average woman that's out there, because most people are not a size 6 or 8. I really want this to be successful, because I think there are a lot of young girls who have eating disorders, and I think there are a lot of women who may be suffer from lower self-esteem because they don't look like a lot of the women modeling on the magazine covers."

But that's not to say that thin is no longer in.

"I think that there's still going to be spikes of the population that still likes to see glamorous and sexy and beautiful thin women, because you guess deep down we probably think we'd like to still be like that," Hoffman added.

Bottom lines are already brimming from the super-sized trend: Some women are shelling out as much as $500 for just the right pair of bum-hugging jeans.

In fact, Jessica Simpson (search) has even been accused of padding her formerly flat butt to play curvy Daisy Duke in the "Dukes of Hazzard" movie.

So women -- don't be afraid to shake your decidedly diet-deprived booty.

"If it's your butt, show it off, if it's your arms, show those off. I think that right now we're in a time where there's not one size and one shape that is considered beautiful," said Cardone.

FOX News' Jamie Colby and Brenda Buttner contributed to this report.
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 11:08:27 AM EDT

Originally Posted By chuckhammer:
AMEN! Give me a woman with curves and meat on her bones.

Hammer Forrest can't stand a stick-figure broad!


Link Posted: 8/18/2005 11:08:35 AM EDT
I like de big 'ol bootay
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 11:10:37 AM EDT

Originally Posted By chuckhammer:
...[they] want a bigger piece of the pie out there,"...



Don't we all? MJD

Link Posted: 8/18/2005 11:11:36 AM EDT
Lil junk in the trunk is a good thing
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 11:12:09 AM EDT
Let me be the first to say: This thread is useless without pics.
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 11:13:07 AM EDT
Give me the supermodels anyday.

TXL
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 11:13:57 AM EDT

Originally Posted By highwayman:

Originally Posted By chuckhammer:
...[they] want a bigger piece of the pie out there,"...



Don't we all? MJD





I've always loved curvy women. If only I could get them to love me.
Excuse me, I'll be out looking for pie.
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 11:15:08 AM EDT
Not on my earth
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 11:15:10 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Lumpy196:
Lil junk in the trunk is a good thing



AMEN Lumpy!

But..... there can be a fine line between a nice ass and a fat ass!
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 11:15:27 AM EDT
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy

I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette

I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back

So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back

(LA face with Oakland booty)

I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home
And UH, double up UH UH
I aint talkin bout playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
Til the break of dawn
Baby Got it goin on
Alot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on

So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"

So your girlfriend throws a Honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin
And I'm thinkin bout stickin
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You aint it miss thing
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice did miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back
Baby got back
Little in tha middle but she got much back x4
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 11:16:41 AM EDT

Originally Posted By xinflt:

Originally Posted By Lumpy196:
Lil junk in the trunk is a good thing



AMEN Lumpy!

But..... there can be a fine line between a nice ass and a fat ass!



You are so right on that.
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 11:17:02 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/18/2005 12:03:31 PM EDT by 82ndAbn]
Thanks for reminding me....I need to make a visit to the Team Forum to check on the Butt Lovers thread

Oh and in case you were wondering who has the hottest Bubble butt on the planet right now..It belongs to this little lady from Argentina.... Keyra Augustina....Somebody needs to BOTD this thread

Link Posted: 8/18/2005 11:18:02 AM EDT
IMHO, the stick supermodel craze was created by a fashion industry run by 50 year old gay pedophiles. There is a reason supermodels look like 14 year old boys...




Flip over to the Spanish channels and watch some soaps and variety shows to get re-aquainted to what a woman's body is really supposed to look like...
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 11:19:34 AM EDT
good for breeding.
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 11:20:29 AM EDT

Originally Posted By kindstranger:
IMHO, the stick supermodel craze was created by a fashion industry run by 50 year old gay pedophiles. There is a reason supermodels look like 14 year old boys...




Flip over to the Spanish channels and watch some soaps and variety shows to get re-aquainted to what a woman's body is really supposed to look like...






Link Posted: 8/18/2005 11:21:37 AM EDT

Originally Posted By kindstranger:
Flip over to the Spanish channels and watch some soaps and variety shows to get re-aquainted to what a woman's body is really supposed to look like...




Amen.
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 11:28:35 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/18/2005 11:35:25 AM EDT by fish223]
pic removed

seems no one has a sense of humor today

carry on

by the way, that pic had no nips, lips, or visible genitalia.
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 11:29:00 AM EDT
Big ass broads =
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 11:31:13 AM EDT
Now ya did it.
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 11:32:31 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/18/2005 11:32:55 AM EDT by MrClean4Hire]

Originally Posted By fish223:
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You should be horse whipped, thats just fat not phat.
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 11:32:42 AM EDT
way to kill the thread you dumb fuck.
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 11:33:38 AM EDT

Originally Posted By fish223:
pic you posted



you're going down man
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 11:34:13 AM EDT
Oh my Gawd!!!........
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 11:34:31 AM EDT

Originally Posted By fish223:
tinypic.com/ap9s0j.jpg



Suicide is ugly.

Link Posted: 8/18/2005 11:35:28 AM EDT
I hate how advertisers and the media think they drive what people like. I've always loved big butts and J Lo and stupid advertising has nothing to do with it.
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 11:35:31 AM EDT

Originally Posted By fish223:
pic removed

seems no one has a sense of humor today

carry on




IDIOT
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 11:35:58 AM EDT
Like anybody needed to see that.


Mods, cleanup, aisle five.
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 11:37:22 AM EDT

Originally Posted By highwayman:

Originally Posted By chuckhammer:
...[they] want a bigger piece of the pie out there,"...



Don't we all? MJD




+1, it's all about pie
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 11:37:47 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/18/2005 12:04:29 PM EDT by 82ndAbn]
Ok guys, just to help get that nasty image outta yer head

Link Posted: 8/18/2005 11:41:06 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/18/2005 12:04:47 PM EDT by 82ndAbn]

Here ya' go everyone, hope this will make up for the other pic.

If this one offends anyone, I'll be happy to take it down. OK Lumpy?
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 11:42:08 AM EDT
I've IM'd Chuckhammer to slap a BOTD on this thread
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 11:43:54 AM EDT

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
Ok guys, just to help get that nasty image outta yer head

usera.imagecave.com/heyheybooboo/ass.jpg




Holy sweet mother of God
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 11:47:28 AM EDT
junk in the trunk??

WTT, Over
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 11:49:13 AM EDT
No wide loads in my world, thank you!
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 11:50:35 AM EDT
Who ran that thread while back about thick chicks. That was some fine loving until some prick posted some nasty's.
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 11:52:11 AM EDT
Gotta girl here at work that has a rump and DAMN, it is nice. What can I say, a bubble on the back is great, I don't want women looking like 12 year olds
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 11:52:54 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Lumpy196:

Originally Posted By fish223:
pic removed

seems no one has a sense of humor today

carry on




IDIOT



+1
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 11:53:38 AM EDT
There is a difference between the 2 chicks above and "Thick chicks"

I have nothing against thick girls butt a big ass is way nicer
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 11:59:59 AM EDT
Beyonce has a fat nasty azz....didn't ya see her in the Enquirer?????


Gimme a Gabby Reese annnny day.
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 12:01:21 PM EDT
Hell no. I like small tight athletic asses. No fatasses for me.

Link Posted: 8/18/2005 12:02:44 PM EDT
Pics
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 12:25:01 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/18/2005 12:53:34 PM EDT by 82ndAbn]

This is the last edit ~ 82ndAbn
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 12:47:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By KN:
Hell no. I like small tight athletic asses. No fatasses for me.



Exactly and this "big ass" thing seems to be just an extension of the "urbanization" of America if you know what I mean.
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 12:49:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TxLewis:
Give me the supermodels anyday.

TXL



+1. Size 8+ is easy to find and get.. 6 and Smaller is a rarer commodity, therefore more attractive to the puntang collector.
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 12:50:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SC_00_05:

Originally Posted By KN:
Hell no. I like small tight athletic asses. No fatasses for me.



Exactly and this "big ass" thing seems to be just an extension of the "urbanization" of America if you know what I mean.



No- what do you mean?
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 1:05:23 PM EDT
Some say they like big butts, then, someone posts a pic of one and you all don't like it. WTF is wrong with you people?
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 1:07:08 PM EDT

Originally Posted By VoodooChile:
Thanks for reminding me....I need to make a visit to the Team Forum to check on the Butt Lovers thread

Oh and in case you were wondering who has the hottest Bubble butt on the planet right now..It belongs to this little lady from Argentina.... Keyra Augustina....Somebody needs to BOTD this thread




I just googled that girl. That is a quality backside. I like round, MUSCULAR asses. Not round, feels like you are kneading bread dough asses.
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 1:08:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SNorman:
I hate how advertisers and the media think they drive what people like. I've always loved big butts and J Lo and stupid advertising has nothing to do with it.



I'm sorry J Lo is totally average and borderline repulsive (minus the $$$ of course). All the weird camera angles and tricks they use cover up her large monkey ass.

Link Posted: 8/18/2005 1:08:35 PM EDT

Originally Posted By glimmerman68:
Some say they like big butts, then, someone posts a pic of one and you all don't like it. WTF is wrong with you people?



I guess "big" is a relative term.

Oh well, to each his own.
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 1:23:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By glimmerman68:
Some say they like big butts, then, someone posts a pic of one and you all don't like it. WTF is wrong with you people?



CoC?
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