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Posted: 7/24/2013 7:24:41 AM EST
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Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
How can "hair" get you detention?
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Seems like more of a triple fine offense, right?
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Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
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I would guess private school.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 7:29:55 AM EST
She was doing it all wrong. You only hit someone over the head with a Bible if you are healing them. What kind of school are they running there?
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 7:31:09 AM EST
Allahu Akbar
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Originally Posted By jeepnstein:
She was doing it all wrong. You only hit someone over the head with a Bible if you are healing them. What kind of school are they running there?
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Catholic school (see the "Mass etiquette" spot?).

The proper shout would have been "HERETIC!" not "INFIDEL".
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Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
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Catholic Bible SKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 7:35:51 AM EST
Mass is mentioned. Only Catholics have mass, must be a Catholic school.

Two things...

If she was going to scream infidel she should have hit him with a Quran, otherwise she shoud have been screaming "the power of Christ compels thee!"

Also, if only Catholics have mass, how do the rest of you keep from floating away?

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You guys are all wrong. Mass etiquette refers to being unkind to fat people.

Gun violations are equivalent to food violations. Part of me wants to accept this and call it "progress". ETA: Dammit! LOL.
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Originally Posted By DK-Prof:


Clearly a religious (Catholic) private school, since Mass is mentioned on the slip.
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Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
Originally Posted By JustJim:
Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
How can "hair" get you detention?



I would guess private school.


Clearly a religious (Catholic) private school, since Mass is mentioned on the slip.


Or could mean Abundantly Polite.

ETA: Well shit, beat on the word play.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 7:46:34 AM EST
"Tardy to Class"

Tardy is not the preferred nomenclature. "Time Challenged", please.
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Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
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Had to have ours off the ears and off the collar.

No blue jeans. Green, brown, black, white are fine. Blue will send you to hell, evidently.

Lots of power tripping, fucked up rules and people.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 7:56:40 AM EST
That's awesome.

Worth getting written up for something that funny.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 7:56:48 AM EST
1/11. Pathetic. I would atleast knock out half of those when I was in school. Keep my parents proud.
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Originally Posted By Mwieczorek:
Mass is mentioned. Only Catholics have mass, must be a Catholic school.

Two things...

If she was going to scream infidel she should have hit him with a Quran, otherwise she shoud have been screaming "the power of Christ compels thee!"

Also, if only Catholics have mass, how do the rest of you keep from floating away?

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Back up motherfuckers, I'm gonna science.

Catholics have mass.

Photons do not have mass.

Photons are light.

Jesus is the Light of the World.

Therefore, Catholics must not have Jesus.

Science.
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Originally Posted By WinstonSmith:


Back up motherfuckers, I'm gonna science.

Catholics have mass.

Photons do not have mass.

Photons are light.

Jesus is the Light of the World.

Therefore, Catholics must not have Jesus.

Science.
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Originally Posted By WinstonSmith:
Originally Posted By Mwieczorek:
Mass is mentioned. Only Catholics have mass, must be a Catholic school.

Two things...

If she was going to scream infidel she should have hit him with a Quran, otherwise she shoud have been screaming "the power of Christ compels thee!"

Also, if only Catholics have mass, how do the rest of you keep from floating away?



Back up motherfuckers, I'm gonna science.

Catholics have mass.

Photons do not have mass.

Photons are light.

Jesus is the Light of the World.

Therefore, Catholics must not have Jesus.

Science.


So, fat people do not have Jesus either?


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Originally Posted By CAR_16:


So, fat people do not have Jesus either?


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Originally Posted By CAR_16:
Originally Posted By WinstonSmith:
Originally Posted By Mwieczorek:
Mass is mentioned. Only Catholics have mass, must be a Catholic school.

Two things...

If she was going to scream infidel she should have hit him with a Quran, otherwise she shoud have been screaming "the power of Christ compels thee!"

Also, if only Catholics have mass, how do the rest of you keep from floating away?



Back up motherfuckers, I'm gonna science.

Catholics have mass.

Photons do not have mass.

Photons are light.

Jesus is the Light of the World.

Therefore, Catholics must not have Jesus.

Science.


So, fat people do not have Jesus either?


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No, heathen slobs!
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Originally Posted By Aimless:
or public school in Texas
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Originally Posted By Aimless:
Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
Originally Posted By JustJim:
Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
How can "hair" get you detention?



I would guess private school.


Clearly a religious (Catholic) private school, since Mass is mentioned on the slip.
or public school in Texas


lol nice.
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Originally Posted By CAR_16:

So, fat people do not have Jesus either?


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There's white Jesus



Black Jesus



But no fat Jesus.
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Originally Posted By WinstonSmith:


Back up motherfuckers, I'm gonna science.

Catholics have mass.

Photons do not have mass.

Photons are light.

Jesus is the Light of the World.

Therefore, Catholics must not have Jesus.

Science.
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Originally Posted By WinstonSmith:
Originally Posted By Mwieczorek:
Mass is mentioned. Only Catholics have mass, must be a Catholic school.

Two things...

If she was going to scream infidel she should have hit him with a Quran, otherwise she shoud have been screaming "the power of Christ compels thee!"

Also, if only Catholics have mass, how do the rest of you keep from floating away?



Back up motherfuckers, I'm gonna science.

Catholics have mass.

Photons do not have mass.

Photons are light.

Jesus is the Light of the World.

Therefore, Catholics must not have Jesus.

Science.


Nice.
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Originally Posted By Aimless:
or public school in Texas
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Originally Posted By Aimless:
Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
Originally Posted By JustJim:
Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
How can "hair" get you detention?



I would guess private school.


Clearly a religious (Catholic) private school, since Mass is mentioned on the slip.
or public school in Texas



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Originally Posted By 0ldGuy:
Originally Posted By Aimless:
Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
Originally Posted By JustJim:
Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
How can "hair" get you detention?



I would guess private school.


Clearly a religious (Catholic) private school, since Mass is mentioned on the slip.
or public school in Texas





Only if it's too small.
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