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Posted: 3/15/2011 4:05:05 PM EST
Was driving with my friend Vincent in the front and Marvin in the back. Vincent was dicking around with his chromed 1911A1 and like an idiot had his finger on the trigger. I hit a bump and damnit Vincent shot Marvin in the face.

Now my '74 Chevy Nova is entirely covered in little pieces of brain and skull. It's on the upholstery and the windows too.

How can I clean this up? Can anyone help me, and if so how far away are you and how soon can you be here?
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:05:45 PM EST


Windex.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:07:03 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/15/2011 4:09:10 PM EST by theliberating1]
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:08:33 PM EST
Im not sure what to say... kinda a noobie here so thinking maybe this is some sorta joke for Arfcommers..........
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:10:06 PM EST
Call the Wolf.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:10:35 PM EST
You hit the bump, not Vincent. It's your fault.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:10:58 PM EST
Start by making coffee.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:10:59 PM EST
It doesn't need to be spotless.
You don't need to eat off it.
Just give it a quick, once-over.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:10:59 PM EST
So fucking in!!
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:11:20 PM EST
Rules 1 & 2, buddy!
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:11:41 PM EST

Originally Posted By Parker22:
Im not sure what to say... kinda a noobie here so thinking maybe this is some sorta joke for Arfcommers..........


It's from a movie.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:12:43 PM EST
Can't you just call "The Cleaner" ?
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:13:02 PM EST
I heard bleach works good....
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:13:32 PM EST
Originally Posted By Darkstar117:

Originally Posted By Parker22:
Im not sure what to say... kinda a noobie here so thinking maybe this is some sorta joke for Arfcommers..........


It's from a movie.


Gotcha obviously have not seen it
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:14:00 PM EST

Originally Posted By Parker22:
Im not sure what to say... kinda a noobie here so thinking maybe this is some sorta joke for Arfcommers..........

If you don't watch Pulp Fiction in the next 24 hours you will be banned from ARFCOM. Add these to the list as well...

1) Red Dawn
2) Heat
3) Full Metal Jacket
4) Bring It On
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:14:17 PM EST
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:15:20 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/15/2011 5:46:54 PM EST by TurboniumOxide]
Always take your MAC-10 to the crapper.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:15:27 PM EST
You sending the wolf?

Feel better motherfucker?

Sheeeit negro, that's all you had to say
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:16:04 PM EST

Originally Posted By TurboniumOxide:
Always take your Uzi to the crapper.

Mac-10.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:16:29 PM EST
Originally Posted By theliberating1:

Originally Posted By Parker22:
Im not sure what to say... kinda a noobie here so thinking maybe this is some sorta joke for Arfcommers..........

If you don't watch Pulp Fiction in the next 24 hours you will be banned from ARFCOM. Add these to the list as well...

1) Red Dawn
2) Heat
3) Full Metal Jacket
4) Bring It On



The fuck?

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:16:34 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/15/2011 4:19:13 PM EST by NimmerMehr]

Originally Posted By TooBigToFail:
Call the Wolf.

Don't work that way. There is no "call." The Wolf must be SENT.



Originally Posted By futuremodal:
You hit the bump, not Vincent. It's your fault.

The car didn't hit no mother fucking "bump"!!!
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:16:58 PM EST
Put your dog in there and let him lick it clean.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:16:59 PM EST
Originally Posted By Darkstar117:

Originally Posted By Parker22:
Im not sure what to say... kinda a noobie here so thinking maybe this is some sorta joke for Arfcommers..........


It's from a movie.


I'm dithering between "lives under a rock" and "not old enough to have seen an R rated movie in 1994".
What frightens me is the distinct possibility that a member here wasn't even born yet in 1994.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:17:24 PM EST
Consider me banned then Maybe this weekend...... doubt Ill watch a movie but taking it easy and watching a movie sounds fun!
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:18:07 PM EST
We're going to a place called Monster Joe's Truck and Tow. I'll drive the tainted car.

Now I drive real fucking fast, so keep up.

Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:18:11 PM EST
Drive real fast to the junk yard and crush the car
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:19:15 PM EST

Originally Posted By TurboniumOxide:
Always take your Uzi to the crapper.

MAC-10
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:19:16 PM EST

Originally Posted By TooBigToFail:
Call the Wolf.

we are the Hive Wolf.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:20:10 PM EST
Originally Posted By Ventilator:
Originally Posted By theliberating1:

Originally Posted By Parker22:
Im not sure what to say... kinda a noobie here so thinking maybe this is some sorta joke for Arfcommers..........

If you don't watch Pulp Fiction in the next 24 hours you will be banned from ARFCOM. Add these to the list as well...

1) Red Dawn
2) Heat
3) Full Metal Jacket
4) Bring It On



The fuck?

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile


fap material.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:20:47 PM EST
You ain't got no problem, Jules. I'm on the motherfucker. Go back in there, chill them n****rs out and wait for the Wolf who should be coming directly.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:20:50 PM EST
Dont tell me how good the coffee is motherfucker!
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:21:09 PM EST
You call Marcel Wallis and he will send Mr, Wolf over..
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:21:43 PM EST

Originally Posted By Ventilator:
Originally Posted By theliberating1:

Originally Posted By Parker22:
Im not sure what to say... kinda a noobie here so thinking maybe this is some sorta joke for Arfcommers..........

If you don't watch Pulp Fiction in the next 24 hours you will be banned from ARFCOM. Add these to the list as well...

1) Red Dawn
2) Heat
3) Full Metal Jacket
4) Bring It On
4) Bring It On 2



The fuck?

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile

Oh Shit... whoops. Fixed it.

Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:22:15 PM EST
Every time my fingers touch brain............
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:23:10 PM EST
Originally Posted By theliberating1:

Originally Posted By Parker22:
Im not sure what to say... kinda a noobie here so thinking maybe this is some sorta joke for Arfcommers..........

If you don't watch Pulp Fiction in the next 24 hours you will be banned from ARFCOM. Add these to the list as well...

1) Red Dawn
2) Heat
3) Full Metal Jacket
4) Bring It On




Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:23:27 PM EST
Originally Posted By Parker22:
Im not sure what to say... kinda a noobie here so thinking maybe this is some sorta joke for Arfcommers..........


You failed the test. As punishment, watch three Heats and two Pulp Fictions. Come back with pie.

Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:23:52 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/15/2011 4:25:53 PM EST by theliberating1]

Originally Posted By Parker22:
Consider me banned then Maybe this weekend...... doubt Ill watch a movie but taking it easy and watching a movie sounds fun!

Cliff Notes... but you probably don't know what Cliff Notes are since you whipper snappers have Wikipedia.


Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:24:40 PM EST
I don't want the talk about the coffee in my kitchen....
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:24:48 PM EST
Are you an oak man?
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:25:59 PM EST
If she comes home from work and finds a bunch of gangstas in her kitchen doin' gangster shit..
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:26:41 PM EST
I seem to remember hearing about a storage place somewhere around there.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:27:04 PM EST
Take out all the seats, headliner, anything thats not metal. Don't forget little things like leather steering wheel covers* etc that can trap odors.

Spray down inside with Hydrogen Peroxide, wash with garden hose. Replace all the seats etc.

As long as it hasn't sat fermenting for TOO long, you should be good to go!













(* - yes, this is the voice of experience...)
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:28:15 PM EST
does it look like there is a sign in front of my house that says ........................................
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:28:37 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/15/2011 4:29:40 PM EST by omega62]
So many funny lines in that movie it is impossible to keep track of them all.

My favorite is the "Big Kanuna Burger" scene.



ETA: Which does NOT fucking embed I guess . Oh well, you know how to click to watch on YouTube.

Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:30:08 PM EST
so when you pulled into my driveway did you see the sigh that said dead..............................................................?
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:34:02 PM EST
Originally Posted By NimmerMehr:

Originally Posted By futuremodal:
You hit the bump, not Vincent. It's your fault.

The car didn't hit no mother fucking "bump"!!!


THIS. I would be a mushroom cloud layin' motherfucker.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:36:04 PM EST
Tell me about the car. Does it stall? Are the tail lights burned out?
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:36:35 PM EST
Call The Wolf
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:38:40 PM EST
What's with the outfits? You guys going to a volleyball game or something?
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:41:19 PM EST
Originally Posted By Coltcrazy:
What's with the outfits? You guys going to a volleyball game or something?


some day all of this will be hers
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:44:36 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/17/2011 6:24:05 AM EST by Chris0013]
Originally Posted By paul463:
You ain't got no problem, Jules. I'm on the motherfucker. Go back in there, chill them n****rs out and wait for the Wolf who should be coming directly.


Shit Negro! That's all you had to say!
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