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Posted: 11/23/2012 9:37:07 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/23/2012 9:37:21 PM EST by Mazawakhan]
The earlier tourniquet mounting thread got me thinking?
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 9:38:33 PM EST
Same thing you have the hooker tied up with in the corner....Duct tape.
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 9:39:04 PM EST
future market for a new magpul or larue mount?
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 9:39:39 PM EST
Originally Posted By Springer09:
future market for a new magpul or larue mount?


Thats what im thinking!
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 9:40:43 PM EST
Mounted to the charging handle, jack latch
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 9:40:58 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 9:41:18 PM EST
What the fuck? Your goddamn hand broken? Fleshlights are for pussies.
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 9:42:28 PM EST
Originally Posted By Mazawakhan:
Originally Posted By Springer09:
future market for a new magpul or larue mount?


Thats what im thinking!


Just released larue flashlight stock mount. 400 dollars and comes with renamed slap ya mama
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 9:44:47 PM EST
IBTL

Link Posted: 11/23/2012 9:47:32 PM EST

Originally Posted By FightingHellfish:
What the fuck? Your goddamn hand broken? Fleshlights are for pussies.

CAG guys use a sock full of broken glass.


Link Posted: 11/23/2012 9:47:42 PM EST
Originally Posted By Darkstar117:
IBTL



This...
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 9:48:13 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/23/2012 9:48:30 PM EST by Grin]
Originally Posted By wingnutx:

Originally Posted By FightingHellfish:
What the fuck? Your goddamn hand broken? Fleshlights are for pussies.

CAG guys use a sock full of broken glass.




IBHAAR!
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 9:49:39 PM EST

Originally Posted By Grin:
Originally Posted By wingnutx:

Originally Posted By FightingHellfish:
What the fuck? Your goddamn hand broken? Fleshlights are for pussies.

CAG guys use a sock full of broken glass.




IBHAAR!

For seconds they drill a hole in a lemon.


Link Posted: 11/23/2012 9:51:10 PM EST
Originally Posted By wingnutx:

Originally Posted By Grin:
Originally Posted By wingnutx:

Originally Posted By FightingHellfish:
What the fuck? Your goddamn hand broken? Fleshlights are for pussies.

CAG guys use a sock full of broken glass.




IBHAAR!

For seconds they drill a hole in a lemon.




You just know somebody is going to try these. Therefore, IBHAAR (In before hospital AAR)
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 9:52:36 PM EST
Originally Posted By wingnutx:

Originally Posted By FightingHellfish:
What the fuck? Your goddamn hand broken? Fleshlights are for pussies.

CAG guys use a sock full of broken glass.




Pussies.

You should start with an unbroken bottle.


In a sock.

Link Posted: 11/23/2012 9:53:43 PM EST
Originally Posted By wingnutx:

Originally Posted By FightingHellfish:
What the fuck? Your goddamn hand broken? Fleshlights are for pussies.

CAG guys use a sock full of broken glass.




Every now and then they will do it with a fist full of bumble bees.

You know...variety.

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Link Posted: 11/23/2012 9:54:10 PM EST
Originally Posted By FightingHellfish:
Originally Posted By wingnutx:

Originally Posted By FightingHellfish:
What the fuck? Your goddamn hand broken? Fleshlights are for pussies.

CAG guys use a sock full of broken glass.




Pussies.

You should start with an unbroken bottle.

how would you mount that to a rifle stock?


In a sock.



Link Posted: 11/23/2012 9:55:45 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/23/2012 9:56:56 PM EST by KA3B]
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 9:57:29 PM EST


Why is it always a Navy guy that pole vaults right past "too far?"
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 10:03:28 PM EST
Originally Posted By smokiexd45:
Same thing you have the hooker tied up with in the corner....Duct tape.


This. IBTL

Link Posted: 11/23/2012 10:09:10 PM EST
Hump firing.
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 10:10:00 PM EST

in before the account lock
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 10:21:31 PM EST
I believe it actually goes over the barrel.
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 10:51:52 PM EST
OP could just stick his dick in the muzzle
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 10:59:58 PM EST
Originally Posted By iwouldntknow:
OP could just stick his dick in the muzzle


Im much too large for that! Im Irish!

Link Posted: 11/23/2012 11:00:12 PM EST
IBTL
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 11:03:03 PM EST
IBTN

In Before The Nuke
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 11:04:30 PM EST

Originally Posted By iwouldntknow:
OP could just stick his dick in the muzzle

Somebody on here fucked a MK19.

I forget who it was.


Link Posted: 11/23/2012 11:04:31 PM EST
Old idea.
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 11:07:33 PM EST
Originally Posted By wingnutx:

Originally Posted By iwouldntknow:
OP could just stick his dick in the muzzle

Somebody on here fucked a MK19.

I forget who it was.



Wait really?
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 11:17:22 PM EST
Mods must have had to much tryptophan.
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 11:21:34 PM EST
I currently have a strand of Concertina on my riflestock, hey you never know when you have to set up a hasty obstacle.
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 11:22:13 PM EST
What the hell.

Link Posted: 11/23/2012 11:22:29 PM EST
Originally Posted By FightingHellfish:
Fleshlights are for pussies.


You're doing it wrong
Link Posted: 11/24/2012 12:33:17 AM EST
Not trying to derail, but does anyone make a coffee mug mount for a Magpul CTR?
Link Posted: 11/24/2012 1:13:07 AM EST
Originally Posted By Darkstar117:
IBTL



Haaaaa
Link Posted: 11/24/2012 1:16:24 AM EST
I would say the best way would be while you were miles away from any other living person.
Link Posted: 11/24/2012 1:19:43 AM EST
Originally Posted By Mazawakhan:
Originally Posted By FightingHellfish:
Originally Posted By wingnutx:

Originally Posted By FightingHellfish:
What the fuck? Your goddamn hand broken? Fleshlights are for pussies.

CAG guys use a sock full of broken glass.




Pussies.

You should start with an unbroken bottle.

how would you mount that to a rifle stock?


In a sock.





50 grit sandpaper because self-abuse is the most sincere type of abuse.
Link Posted: 11/24/2012 4:05:56 AM EST
[Last Edit: 11/24/2012 4:07:06 AM EST by VoodooChile]
Its OK to love guns ....but its not OK to looooooove guns
Link Posted: 11/24/2012 4:07:14 AM EST
what kind of lube would you suggest for this?
Link Posted: 11/24/2012 4:08:03 AM EST
Originally Posted By VoodooChile:
Its OK to love guns ....but not looooooove guns


Where do we draw the line? I feel it should be okay to wed my rifle if I choose. I was born to love my rifle, my drill sgt told me so.





Link Posted: 11/24/2012 4:10:13 AM EST

Originally Posted By 13starsinax:
what kind of lube would you suggest for this?

Lithium grease, duhhh

Link Posted: 11/24/2012 4:10:45 AM EST
pics of it in use?
Link Posted: 11/24/2012 4:11:09 AM EST
Originally Posted By Jinxsters:
Originally Posted By VoodooChile:
Its OK to love guns ....but not looooooove guns


Where do we draw the line? I feel it should be okay to wed my rifle if I choose. I was born to love my rifle, my drill sgt told me so.







This is my rifle, this is my gun!
Link Posted: 11/24/2012 4:12:06 AM EST
Remove stock and place on buffer tube?
Link Posted: 11/24/2012 4:12:58 AM EST
In before, you know
Link Posted: 11/24/2012 4:16:54 AM EST
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