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Posted: 2/17/2017 5:37:40 PM EDT

When somebody says "You're welcome." before you've said thank you.

Posted: 2/17/2017 5:38:32 PM EDT

[#1]

"Don't mention it."

Posted: 2/17/2017 5:38:47 PM EDT

[#2]

"Why Fuck you, fuck you very much!"

Posted: 2/17/2017 5:38:50 PM EDT

[#3]

Throat punch? I got nothing.

Posted: 2/17/2017 5:40:45 PM EDT

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Throat punch? I got nothing.

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I like this one but i don't think it's going to work here.

Posted: 2/17/2017 5:40:49 PM EDT

[#5]

fuck that. just pee on them. Assert yourself over the passive aggressiveness

Posted: 2/17/2017 5:40:58 PM EDT

[#6]

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"I wouldn't think of it."

Posted: 2/17/2017 5:41:42 PM EDT

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When somebody says "You're welcome." before you've said thank you.

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I've never found myself in that position. I'm usually pretty quick to say "thank you".

I reckon you could just 'farmer snot' in their direction.

Posted: 2/17/2017 5:41:48 PM EDT

[#8]

People in Seattle are rude as fuck. One day I held a door open for some trolly looking grey hair Seattlite. She walked right by like she expected me to do it.

I loudly said "You're welcome!". Embarassed the bitch and she squeaked out a "thank you".

So to answer your question, OP. "Thank you" would be the correct answer.

Posted: 2/17/2017 5:41:50 PM EDT

[#9]

Walk away

Posted: 2/17/2017 5:41:55 PM EDT

[#10]

Don't dignify the worthless sack of shit with an answer.

Posted: 2/17/2017 5:42:05 PM EDT

[#11]

Bless your heart.

Posted: 2/17/2017 5:42:22 PM EDT

[#12]

FYYFF!

Posted: 2/17/2017 5:42:25 PM EDT

[#13]

"I know".

Posted: 2/17/2017 5:42:43 PM EDT

[#14]

just say "niceeeeee. I didn't even have to say thanks!" make sure you smile.

Posted: 2/17/2017 5:44:27 PM EDT

[#15]

just ignore it, don't feed into it

Posted: 2/17/2017 5:44:44 PM EDT

[#16]

"For what, motherfucker!?!"

.....while mad-dogging the shit out of them.

Posted: 2/17/2017 5:45:06 PM EDT

[#17]

Have you thought why that bothers you so much that you have to ask how to handle it? Do you get really mad in traffic per chance? Just smile and say "yes, thank you." In 30 minutes you'll forget it ever happened.

Posted: 2/17/2017 5:45:28 PM EDT

[#18]

I'd go rub my balls on their steering wheel.

Posted: 2/17/2017 5:48:59 PM EDT

[#19]

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Have you thought why that bothers you so much that you have to ask how to handle it? Do you get really mad in traffic per chance? Just smile and say "yes, thank you." In 30 minutes you'll forget it ever happened.

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Did your father neglect you when you were young?

Posted: 2/17/2017 5:56:02 PM EDT

[#20]

"You're? YOU'RE? Did you just assume my personhood, you shitlord? REEEEEEEEEEEE"

Posted: 2/17/2017 5:58:24 PM EDT

[#21]

"Fuck you... cunt."

Posted: 2/17/2017 6:01:16 PM EDT

[#22]

Life it too short to let shit like that bother you.

Posted: 2/17/2017 6:05:06 PM EDT

[#23]

Anytime a pussy talks it's a queef, say excuse me and not you're welcome.

Posted: 2/17/2017 6:05:25 PM EDT

[#24]

Funny, thats what your mother said last night.

Always works.

Posted: 2/17/2017 6:06:48 PM EDT

[#25]

"Good girrrrrrrl: While wuppin' out a handful of change and and offer a tip that rids you of your pennies.

Posted: 2/17/2017 6:08:23 PM EDT

[#26]

Hold up your middle finger and invite them to sit and spin

Posted: 2/17/2017 6:15:14 PM EDT

[#27]

Why should I have to thank you for doing your fucking job.

LoL. It's Friday. Ease up a little

Posted: 2/17/2017 6:15:27 PM EDT

[#28]

"Why?"

Posted: 2/17/2017 6:17:09 PM EDT

[#29]

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People in Seattle are rude as fuck. One day I held a door open for some trolly looking grey hair Seattlite. She walked right by like she expected me to do it.

I loudly said "You're welcome!". Embarassed the bitch and she squeaked out a "thank you".

So to answer your question, OP. "Thank you" would be the correct answer.

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I do that sometimes, as well. The look on their face when a 6' 1" 290lb Sioux Indian barks "YOU'RE WELCOME!!" At the top of his lungs is priceless.

Posted: 2/17/2017 6:19:35 PM EDT

[#30]

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Posted: 2/17/2017 6:20:54 PM EDT

[#31]

Bust them with honesty: "Did I take too long to say thank you?"

Posted: 2/17/2017 6:21:14 PM EDT

[#32]

"Thank you very little"

-Caddyshack

Posted: 2/17/2017 6:24:10 PM EDT

[#33]

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Have used this and it works very well.

Posted: 2/17/2017 6:24:26 PM EDT

[#34]

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"Thank you very little"

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"Your uncle molests Collies..."

Posted: 2/17/2017 6:31:10 PM EDT

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Walk away

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that's what I do.

Posted: 2/17/2017 6:33:02 PM EDT

[#36]

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When somebody says "You're welcome." before you've said thank you.

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"Yes, yes I am."

Posted: 2/17/2017 6:41:05 PM EDT

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I'd go rub my balls on their steering wheel.

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That's what I'd do.

Posted: 2/17/2017 6:45:43 PM EDT

[#38]

Just smile and go on with life. There are too many things that matter to concern oneself with something so trivial.

Posted: 2/17/2017 6:46:43 PM EDT

[#39]

How is that passive aggressive?

It sounds pretty straight forward to me.

Posted: 2/17/2017 6:48:03 PM EDT

[#40]

A thank you is usually in order, unless the person is just being a dick, in which case a fuck you might be in order.

Posted: 2/17/2017 6:49:59 PM EDT

[#41]

Is your mother still alive?

Yes = good go fuck her.

No = too bad I was going to tell you to go fuck her.

Posted: 2/17/2017 7:03:34 PM EDT

[#42]

"I know."

Posted: 2/17/2017 7:04:41 PM EDT

[#43]

Show them your dick.

Posted: 2/17/2017 7:05:58 PM EDT

[#44]

No problemo

Posted: 2/17/2017 7:08:56 PM EDT

[#45]

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When somebody says "You're welcome." before you've said thank you.

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My suggestion is to not sweat the small stuff. We all meet people who antagonize us to some small extent, and this sounds like such.

Most anything you say to them will not penetrate their carapace of self-assuredness. If you make a public point of trying to embarrass them, you will look the worse for it, as their original comment will not have been heard by the bystanders.

So, keep it private. My suggestion is to whisper in their ear: "FU, Azzole". that will get your point across, without public embarrassment.

Posted: 2/17/2017 7:09:14 PM EDT

[#46]

I'd just say yup in a smart as tone.

Posted: 2/17/2017 7:13:11 PM EDT

[#47]

Thank You Very Little

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IX_R19mFBTA

Posted: 2/17/2017 7:14:44 PM EDT

[#48]

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People in Seattle are rude as fuck. One day I held a door open for some trolly looking grey hair Seattlite. She walked right by like she expected me to do it.

I loudly said "You're welcome!". Embarassed the bitch and she squeaked out a "thank you".

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How very emotionally mature of you.