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Posted: 9/13/2005 12:01:20 AM EDT

"E.J. you couldn't recognize the truth if it jumped out of your latte."--Bill O'Reilly

Bill can come off as an ass sometimes, but I really enjoy his pointed, matter-of-fact humor.

Posted: 9/13/2005 12:07:30 AM EDT

[#1]

"Who's the new assistant? She's pretty hot!"

EPOCH

Posted: 9/13/2005 7:18:22 AM EDT

[#2]

Who's E.J.?

Posted: 9/13/2005 7:22:52 AM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
"Who's the new assistant? She's pretty hot!"

EPOCH

BigDozer66

Posted: 9/13/2005 7:48:45 AM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
Who's E.J.?

He's a newspaper columnist (who I think works for the Washington Post) who recently wrote some articles criticizing fox news, in general, and bill o'reilly, in particular, in regards to how FNC was reporting on the situation going on in new orleans.

Posted: 9/13/2005 7:52:14 AM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
Quoted:
"Who's the new assistant? She's pretty hot!"

EPOCH

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BigDozer66

Posted: 9/13/2005 11:20:30 AM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Who's E.J.?

He's a newspaper columnist (who I think works for the Washington Post) who recently wrote some articles criticizing fox news, in general, and bill o'reilly, in particular, in regards to how FNC was reporting on the situation going on in new orleans.

Yep.

Posted: 9/13/2005 11:26:46 AM EDT

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Who's E.J.?

ED Hill is one good looking woman. Smart and pretty. E.J. I really dont know who that was probably some liberal POS.

Posted: 9/13/2005 11:29:56 AM EDT

[#8]

I'm guessing it's E.J. Dionne, a lispy, left wing, liberal columnist. A real smarty pants.

Posted: 9/13/2005 11:32:33 AM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
"Who's the new assistant? She's pretty hot!"

EPOCH

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BigDozer66

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Quoted directly from court documents:
[D]uring the course of their dinner in early May 2002, Defendant BILL O'REILLY's demeanor abruptly changed. O'REILLY's eyes became glazed and bizarrely strayed in opposite directions. Suddenly, without provocation or warning, Defendant BILL O'REILLY said to Plaintiff ANDREA MACKRIS: "And just use your vibrator to blow off steam." When Plaintiff reddened, Defendant BILL O'REILLY asked lewdly: "What, you've got a vibrator, don't you? Every girl does." When Plaintiff replied indignantly, "No, and no, they don't. Does your wife?" Defendant replied: "Yes, in fact she does. She'd kill me if she knew I was telling you!" Plaintiff was repulsed.

Posted: 9/13/2005 11:34:06 AM EDT

[#10]

So pretty much a pulse defines "hot" around here.

Posted: 9/13/2005 11:41:48 AM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
So pretty much a pulse defines "hot" around here.

I'm guessing my lame attempt at humor missed here... I put the "Who's the new assisant? She's pretty hot" in reference to Bill's $10 million sexually harrassment case.

Oh well, they can't all be comic gems

EPOCH

Posted: 9/13/2005 11:57:22 AM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
So pretty much a pulse defines "hot" around here.

So true, so true!

Posted: 9/13/2005 12:03:58 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
So pretty much a pulse defines "hot" around here.

Yea, just look in the threads with a mention of Angelina Jolie.

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