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Posted: 10/26/2009 4:01:51 PM EDT

"Well i'll be a monkeys bare-assed uncle"

Damn right your scared, i can see that in your eyes.

Posted: 10/26/2009 4:03:06 PM EDT

[#1]

"Fuck You!" - Various characters in various movies...

Posted: 10/26/2009 4:06:15 PM EDT

[#2]

Shut that cunts mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head!

Way on the gun

Posted: 10/26/2009 4:06:40 PM EDT

[#3]

Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn get to tha choppa!!!!!

Posted: 10/26/2009 4:07:15 PM EDT

[#4]

Mason: Are you sure you're ready for this? [walks up staircase]
Goodspeed: I'll do my best.
Mason: [stops and motions back to Goodspeed] Your best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen!
Goodspeed: Carla was the prom queen.
Mason: [faintly impressed] Really?
Goodspeed: [Cocks his gun] Yeah!

LOVE THE ROCK!!

Posted: 10/26/2009 4:08:27 PM EDT

[#5]

"Drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son"

Posted: 10/26/2009 4:08:28 PM EDT

[#6]

And now you understand. Anything goes wrong, anything at all... your fault, my fault, nobody's fault... it won't matter - I'm gonna blow your head off. No matter what else happens, no matter who gets killed I'm gonna blow your head off.

Posted: 10/26/2009 4:08:42 PM EDT

[#7]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpUVQ_z6Zcs

Posted: 10/26/2009 4:14:49 PM EDT

[#8]

Ed Exley: Rollo Tamasi is the reason I became a cop. I wanted to catch the guys who thought they could get away with it. It's supposed to be about justice. Then somewhere along the way, I lost sight of that... Why'd you become a cop?

Jack Vincennes: [long pause] I don't remember.

Seriously, that is one of those magic movie moments. It is one of my all-time favorite scenes.

Posted: 10/26/2009 4:16:56 PM EDT

[#9]

Don't piss on my back and tell me it is raining

Posted: 10/26/2009 4:22:14 PM EDT

[#10]

"none of you seem to understand...i'm not locked in here with you...YOU'RE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME!"

Posted: 10/26/2009 4:22:48 PM EDT

[#11]

I mean to kill you in one minute Ned,or see you hanged in ft.smith at judge Parker's convenience.

Posted: 10/26/2009 4:23:20 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
"none of you seem to understand...i'm not locked in here with you...YOU'RE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME!"

watchmen...great line.

Posted: 10/26/2009 4:29:09 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
Ed Exley: Rollo Tamasi is the reason I became a cop. I wanted to catch the guys who thought they could get away with it. It's supposed to be about justice. Then somewhere along the way, I lost sight of that... Why'd you become a cop?

Exley: "I don't know how."

Jack Vincennes: [long pause] I don't remember.

Seriously, that is one of those magic movie moments. It is one of my all-time favorite scenes.

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Posted: 10/26/2009 4:29:46 PM EDT

[#14]

"What is your major malfunction Numbnuts?? Didn't mommy and daddy love you enough when you were kid?"-Gsgt Hartman.

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning...It smells like victory!"-Robert Duvall in "Apocolypse Now"

"Gentlemen prepare to defend yourselves!"-SgtM. Plumley

"First one of you Sunovabitches calls me grandpa, I kill ya!"-SgtM.Plumley

"Anybody who don't want killed best clear on out the back,and don't think of ambushing me, i will kill you then i will kill your woman and kids, then i'll burn your damn house down!!"-Clint Eastwood,"unforgiven"

"Aint' we gonna bury them Josey?"-The kid,Outlaw Josie Wales, "Nope, buzzards gotta eat to same as worms!"-Clint Eastwood, Outlaw Josey Wales.

Posted: 10/26/2009 4:30:42 PM EDT

[#15]

You've got to ask yourself one question:Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Posted: 10/26/2009 4:31:10 PM EDT

[#16]

"Now I don't wanna kill you and you don't wanna be dead."

Posted: 10/26/2009 4:31:24 PM EDT

[#17]

Oh come on, you know the answer.

And easily a dozen more.

Posted: 10/26/2009 4:33:55 PM EDT

[#18]

"I notice every time you take a disliking to someone they aint around long neither" The Indian Chief to Josey Wales.

Jim

Posted: 10/26/2009 4:36:01 PM EDT

[#19]

I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.

Posted: 10/26/2009 4:38:43 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
I mean to kill you in one minute Ned,or see you hanged in ft.smith at judge Parker's convenience.

"Mighty bold talk for a one eyed fat man"

"Fill your hands you sombitchs"

Posted: 10/26/2009 4:40:42 PM EDT

[#21]

"I'm a lead farmer mother fucka"
"Never go Full Retard"
"What do YOU mean you people"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTCiUIP2uY8&feature=related
Tropic Thunder

Posted: 10/26/2009 4:45:36 PM EDT

[#22]

"Close your eyes, close your eyes. Don't make my face the last thing you ever see, heaven may hold it against you." -El Estrago, Smokin' Aces

Posted: 10/26/2009 4:45:40 PM EDT

[#23]

"There aren't any ghosts in that engine"

Posted: 10/26/2009 4:52:46 PM EDT

[#24]

"Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature."

Posted: 10/26/2009 4:53:15 PM EDT

[#25]

"You keep this up and you'll be picking up your teeth with broken fingers."

Posted: 10/26/2009 4:55:45 PM EDT

[#26]

"Don't just stare at it, eat it."

Posted: 10/26/2009 4:57:00 PM EDT

[#27]

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most" - Hackers

Posted: 10/26/2009 4:57:56 PM EDT

[#28]

" I'm your huckleberry."

Posted: 10/26/2009 5:02:06 PM EDT

[#29]

"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun."

Posted: 10/26/2009 5:06:56 PM EDT

[#30]

You boy's like Mexico??????

Meow!

Who's up for a Mustache Ride?

Posted: 10/26/2009 5:10:54 PM EDT

[#31]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XjCory-9y8&feature=player_embedded

Posted: 10/26/2009 5:15:17 PM EDT

[#32]

"We have clearance Clarence."

"Roger Roger. What's our vector, Victor?"

from Airplane
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The following are from The Quiet Man, my favorite movie
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"If I had the floor, I'd hit that big head with it!"

"When I drink whiskey, I drink whiskey and when I drink water, I drink water. "

"He'll regret it to his dying day. If ever he lives that long."

Posted: 10/26/2009 5:16:25 PM EDT

[#33]

"There are two types of spurs my friend. Those that come in by the door [insert rapid Sign of the Cross] and those that come in by the window."

Posted: 10/26/2009 5:16:31 PM EDT

[#34]

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.”

"Well, Toto, I don't think were in Kansas any more."

Posted: 10/26/2009 5:26:01 PM EDT

[#35]

What inna wide wide world o' sports is a-goin' on here?

Posted: 10/26/2009 5:28:23 PM EDT

[#36]

"Im only good at two things; kicking ass, and chewing bubblegum, and im all out of bubblegum." Rowdy Roddy Piper.

Posted: 10/26/2009 5:30:12 PM EDT

[#37]

"Nuke it from orbit...it's the only way to be sure." -Aliens (cant remember which one)

Cop talking to Rambo about his knife: "What do you use this for!?"
Rambo: "Hunting."
Cop: "Hunting!? What do you hunt with a knife?"
Rambo: "Name it."

"I could stand to hear a little more..." -Serenity

Lots more but those three jumped up in my head.

Posted: 10/26/2009 5:31:03 PM EDT

[#38]

Thats a cool gun... What is it?

I don't know what its called... I just know the sound it makes when it takes a man's life

....

I'm just like a little boy... Playin with his dick when he's nervous...

Posted: 10/26/2009 5:39:30 PM EDT

[#39]

"Since you haven't learned to respect your elders, maybe you'll learn to respect your betters!" (John Wayne, Big Jake) to his real life son (Patrick Wayne) playing his movie son

Posted: 10/26/2009 5:40:34 PM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:

Shut that cunts mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head!

Way on the gun

As opposed to just partially on?

Posted: 10/26/2009 5:41:36 PM EDT

[#41]

Wyatt Earp: (holding a gun to Ike Clanton's head) "You die first, get it? Your friends might take me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe, you understand me?

TOMBSTONE

Posted: 10/26/2009 5:47:56 PM EDT

[#42]

Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, all right. We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some fuckin' muscle.

That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

Posted: 10/26/2009 5:49:50 PM EDT

[#43]

........................sunshine, sunflowers, and sons-a-bitches!" - Josey Wales Deadpan slam of a come-back!

Posted: 10/26/2009 5:51:03 PM EDT

[#44]

The chain in those handcuffs is high tensile steel, it will take you 10 minutes to hack through it with this....If your lucky, you can hack through your ankle in 5 minutes.

Posted: 10/26/2009 5:51:05 PM EDT

[#45]

He's dead, Jim

Rob

Posted: 10/26/2009 5:51:33 PM EDT

[#46]

"Go ahead, make my day."

Posted: 10/26/2009 5:52:24 PM EDT

[#47]

actor 1 "I don't deserve this"........

actor2 "deserves got nothin to do with it"

Posted: 10/26/2009 5:54:58 PM EDT

[#48]

I'm loving all the John Wayne and Clint Eastwood quotes.

Eastwood- Unforgiven

"He should have armed himself if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend"

Wayne- McLintock

" I know, I know. I'm gonna use good judgement. I haven't lost my temper in forty years, but pilgrim you caused a lot of trouble this morning, might have got somebody killed... and somebody oughta belt you in the mouth. But I won't, I won't. The *hell* I won't ! "

"He can't help it - he's just ignorant. He doesn't know any better than to tell the truth. And I can't help this stupid look. I started acquiring it as you gained in social prominence!"

McLintock: You know, if we had any moral character, we wouldn't be standing here covered with mud drinkin', when we should be washing.
Drago: [raises his glass] G.W.?
McLintock: [raises his glass] Drago.
[they click glasses and down their drinks]