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1/25/2018 7:38:29 AM
Posted: 6/15/2003 5:48:52 PM EST
whatever bothers you, real or imagined. We have addressed the f***ing zombies, f***ing clowns, f***ing velociraptors, f***ing monkeys, f***ing treerats, and f***ing illegal space aliens. What else is out there and how would you kill it. Be graphic, and use explisive terminology. Bilster
Link Posted: 6/15/2003 6:04:43 PM EST
I want a gun with guided bullets that target out assclowns.
Link Posted: 6/15/2003 6:07:15 PM EST
Elmer Fudd shotgun--double barrel pump automatic with 50 round magazine.
Link Posted: 6/15/2003 6:07:53 PM EST
If I do as you ask, will it affect my profile? cynic
Link Posted: 6/15/2003 6:07:57 PM EST
Considering the board, I think your right arm should hold an AR in .223 and your left arm should hold an AR pistol in .308.
Link Posted: 6/15/2003 6:17:02 PM EST
sharks with lazers!
Link Posted: 6/15/2003 6:19:22 PM EST
Originally Posted By cynic: If I do as you ask, will it affect my profile? cynic
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Yes WAIT!...No NO WAIT... I don't know.
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 5:51:27 AM EST
Originally Posted By mw365: Elmer Fudd shotgun--double barrel pump automatic with 50 round magazine.
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What would you use it on? We have a mention of an assclown. A scary combination abomination if ever. It sort of reminds me of a ham and chicken loaf from an MRE. Was it just the left over crap at a meat processing plant, or was this the results of some genetically engineered freak from a top secret government farm? Bilster
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 5:56:18 AM EST
OK, what kind of gun would you use on ham & chicken loaf?
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 5:58:42 AM EST
Blunderbuss... [img]http://guns.connect.fi/rs/blunderb.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 5:59:59 AM EST
I had a dream last night that some fat chick was shooting at people with some kind of rifle. She was on the roof outside of my house. So I grabbed my .45 and emptied a mag into her. She fell off the roof and went splat on the sidewalk. So I guess my .45 is good for F***ing fat chicks.
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 7:13:54 AM EST
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 7:21:25 AM EST
Originally Posted By samsi: OK, what kind of gun would you use on ham & chicken loaf?
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Since I came across this food abomination in the Army, I guess if it ever got surly with me i could use an M16A2 on it. Butt stroke it first, then shoot if neccesary. The freak animal that it might have came from, that is a different story. I can only imagine what this thing looked like. Something right out of "The Fly II." Scary food. Bilster
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 7:51:08 AM EST
umm, pardon me for having to ask - but whats an "assclown"? [spank]
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