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Posted: 10/4/2004 4:58:20 AM EST
I was watching Chris Rock's Bigger and Blacker on Comedy Central last night. Man he is funny. I also like the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 4:58:46 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/4/2004 4:58:58 AM EST by HeldHostage]

Originally Posted By Mallory_Knox:
I was watching Chris Rock's Bigger and Blacker on Comedy Central last night. Man he is funny. I also like the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.



+1
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 6:25:13 AM EST

Originally Posted By HeldHostage:

Originally Posted By Mallory_Knox:
I was watching Chris Rock's Bigger and Blacker on Comedy Central last night. Man he is funny. I also like the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.



+1



+2

Don't forget George Carlin !
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 6:34:19 AM EST
Whats with all the hype about the Blue Collar Comedy Tour? Maybe its cause I'm a city boy, but I don't get it.

As for the best comedian, gotta say Seinfeld.
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 6:35:18 AM EST
DAVE CHAPPELL!!! Blue collar is good.
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 6:40:34 AM EST
Wanda Sykes (sp?) cracks me up.



Link Posted: 10/4/2004 6:42:47 AM EST

Originally Posted By IRONsite:
DAVE CHAPPELL!!!




+1 bitches
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 6:44:56 AM EST

Originally Posted By Mmanwitgun:
Whats with all the hype about the Blue Collar Comedy Tour? Maybe its cause I'm a city boy, but I don't get it.




+1
dumb redneck comedians making dumb redneck jokes are a dime a dozen. the next person i hear say "get 'er dunn" around me will be beaten to a bloody pulp.
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 6:49:05 AM EST

Originally Posted By RSF45:
Don't forget George Carlin !



That is the best ever.
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 6:50:04 AM EST

Originally Posted By Mallory_Knox:
I was watching Chris Rock's Bigger and Blacker on Comedy Central last night. Man he is funny. I also like the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.



I am not a fan of Chris Rock. He is just way to racist.
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 6:51:25 AM EST
Sam Kenison was hillarious.
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 6:52:32 AM EST

Originally Posted By IRONsite:
DAVE CHAPPELL!!! .

despite his disgusting political beliefs....i have to agree
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 6:53:04 AM EST

Originally Posted By Sierra_Hombre:

Originally Posted By Mmanwitgun:
Whats with all the hype about the Blue Collar Comedy Tour? Maybe its cause I'm a city boy, but I don't get it.




+1
dumb redneck comedians making dumb redneck jokes are a dime a dozen. the next person i hear say "get 'er dunn" around me will be beaten to a bloody pulp.



GET ER DONE
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 6:54:26 AM EST

Originally Posted By dave223:

Originally Posted By Sierra_Hombre:

Originally Posted By Mmanwitgun:
Whats with all the hype about the Blue Collar Comedy Tour? Maybe its cause I'm a city boy, but I don't get it.




+1
dumb redneck comedians making dumb redneck jokes are a dime a dozen. the next person i hear say "get 'er dunn" around me will be beaten to a bloody pulp.



GET ER DONE



luckily for you typed words have no sound.
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 6:55:23 AM EST

Originally Posted By -Absolut-:

Originally Posted By IRONsite:
DAVE CHAPPELL!!! .

despite his disgusting political beliefs....i have to agree



No kidding. I gave the plus one on him, but his politics are not good....
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 6:56:39 AM EST

Originally Posted By Sierra_Hombre:

Originally Posted By dave223:

Originally Posted By Sierra_Hombre:

Originally Posted By Mmanwitgun:
Whats with all the hype about the Blue Collar Comedy Tour? Maybe its cause I'm a city boy, but I don't get it.




+1
dumb redneck comedians making dumb redneck jokes are a dime a dozen. the next person i hear say "get 'er dunn" around me will be beaten to a bloody pulp.



GET ER DONE



luckily for you typed words have no sound.



Damn, to bad I dont have the time to find the .wav file.
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 6:57:24 AM EST
Dane Coook, Dave Attel, dave chappell
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 6:58:25 AM EST
George Carlin.....very thought provoking
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 6:58:44 AM EST
Mitch Hedberg and Steven Wright are my favorites.
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 7:30:32 AM EST
Larry Miller
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 7:33:04 AM EST

Originally Posted By Torf:
Mitch Hedberg and Steven Wright are my favorites.



+1
It's a small world, but I'd hate to paint it.
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 7:37:00 AM EST
MITCH HEDBERG
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 7:38:09 AM EST

Originally Posted By Malpaso:

Originally Posted By Torf:
Mitch Hedberg and Steven Wright are my favorites.



+1
It's a small world, but I'd hate to paint it.



I bought some used paint at the hardware store. It was in the shape of a house.

I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. So I had to buy them again.
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 7:40:42 AM EST

Originally Posted By Sierra_Hombre:

Originally Posted By Mmanwitgun:
Whats with all the hype about the Blue Collar Comedy Tour? Maybe its cause I'm a city boy, but I don't get it.




+1
dumb redneck comedians making dumb redneck jokes are a dime a dozen. the next person i hear say "get 'er dunn" around me will be beaten to a bloody pulp.



I grew up in TN and TX and I can't stand that redneck shit. Give me late '70s early '80s George Carlin and Robin Williams.
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 7:41:12 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/4/2004 7:41:27 AM EST by MrsBRF]

Originally Posted By thelastgunslinger:
MITCH HEDBERG


teeheeeee...."you know what my favorite kinda cheese is?? Swiss...cuz u can draw it with a pencil and people know what it is..."
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 7:42:11 AM EST
bill cosby's old stuff (my parents have vinyl from when they were kids) is the greatest

george carlin, robin williams

i like chris rock's stuff on men vs women
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 7:47:19 AM EST
George Carlin and Robin Williams are extremely funny and thought provoking. Unfortunately I cannot agree with their politics........very liberal, gun grabbers...

JM .02

archer2
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 7:51:15 AM EST
Chris Rock (great brutal honesty) "feed me, fuck me, and shut the fuck up"
Lewis Black (great neurotic slap of reality) "regular moo-cow fuck milk"
George Carlin (more great honesty) "those are the heavy seven..."
The Original Kings of Comedy (just plain funny, all of them) "I'm from the old school, I'll kick a kid's ass!"
Steven Wright (best one-liners ever) "I'm living on a one-way dead end street....I don' t know how I ever got there"

GOOD STUFF!
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 7:52:21 AM EST

Originally Posted By Hellboy:
Sam Kenison was hillarious.




+1

Link Posted: 10/4/2004 7:52:50 AM EST
They call me "Tater Salad"
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 8:02:57 AM EST
An escalator can never break down, it can only become stairs. You might see a sign that says, "Sorry, Escalator temporairly stairs. We are sorry for the convienience. We apologize that you can still get up there."

I saw a jar of jellybeans, and there was this sign on the jar that said, "Guess how many, and you win the prize." Awww C'mon man! Lemme just have some! I'll tell you what, you guess how many I want. If you said 'a handful' you would be correct!

I opened a can of yogurt and on the bottom of the lid it said, "Please try again!" because they were having a contest I was unaware of. At first I thought I had opened the yogurt wrong. Maybe they were trying to encourage me. "C'mon Mitch! You can do it! Try again!". A little message of encouragement from your friends at Yoplait. Fruit on the bottom, hope on top.

-Mitch Hedberg
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 8:06:31 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/4/2004 8:06:59 AM EST by Sierra_Hombre]

Originally Posted By Torf:
An escalator can never break down, it can only become stairs. You might see a sign that says, "Sorry, Escalator temporairly stairs. We are sorry for the convienience. We apologize that you can still get up there."

I saw a jar of jellybeans, and there was this sign on the jar that said, "Guess how many, and you win the prize." Awww C'mon man! Lemme just have some! I'll tell you what, you guess how many I want. If you said 'a handful' you would be correct!

I opened a can of yogurt and on the bottom of the lid it said, "Please try again!" because they were having a contest I was unaware of. At first I thought I had opened the yogurt wrong. Maybe they were trying to encourage me. "C'mon Mitch! You can do it! Try again!". A little message of encouragement from your friends at Yoplait. Fruit on the bottom, hope on top.

-Mitch Hedberg







now that's some unfunny shit.
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 8:09:26 AM EST

Originally Posted By archer2:
George Carlin and Robin Williams are extremely funny and thought provoking. Unfortunately I cannot agree with their politics........very liberal, gun grabbers...

JM .02

archer2



Agreed. I generally disregard anything political that comes from entertainers or other "celebrity" types anyway though. I listen to them to be entertained, period.

r/s

Dan
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 8:09:34 AM EST
"Most states are trying to do away with the death penalty. Hell, my state's adding an express lane."
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 8:24:12 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/4/2004 8:24:56 AM EST by hanau]

Originally Posted By dave223:

Originally Posted By Sierra_Hombre:

Originally Posted By dave223:

Originally Posted By Sierra_Hombre:

Originally Posted By Mmanwitgun:
Whats with all the hype about the Blue Collar Comedy Tour? Maybe its cause I'm a city boy, but I don't get it.




+1
dumb redneck comedians making dumb redneck jokes are a dime a dozen. the next person i hear say "get 'er dunn" around me will be beaten to a bloody pulp.



GET ER DONE





luckily for you typed words have no sound.



Damn, to bad I dont have the time to find the .wav file.



click here
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 8:28:03 AM EST
Goerge Carlin and Rodney Carrington!! Arvin
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 8:31:51 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/4/2004 8:32:02 AM EST by MDC85]
I fuckin hate george carlin.


my favorites are rodney carrington, ron white, dane cook, dave attell, lewis black
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 8:42:53 AM EST

Originally Posted By Arvin:
George Carlin and Rodney Carrington!! Arvin



+1
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 8:43:37 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/4/2004 8:44:25 AM EST by painrx]
Wanda Sykes? George Carlin? Chris Rock? Some of you have no taste whatsoever. I'm no longer surprised some of you sit when you pee.

Carlos Mencia is number one.
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 8:43:39 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/4/2004 8:44:50 AM EST by Admiral_Crunch]
My top picks:

George Carlin
Eddie Izzard
Robert Schimmel
Billy Connolly


Runners up:
The Blue Collar guys
Steven Wright
Bill Cosby
Larry Miller
Sam Kennison
Denis Leary
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 9:14:25 AM EST

Originally Posted By painrx:
Wanda Sykes? George Carlin? Chris Rock? Some of you have no taste whatsoever. I'm no longer surprised some of you sit when you pee.

Carlos Mencia is number one.





Sitting down is kind of a given for me....

Link Posted: 10/4/2004 9:31:03 AM EST
I say Jaime Foxx!
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 9:33:32 AM EST
Ron White
Larry the Cable guy
Sgtar15
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 9:43:56 AM EST
The majority of yous are giving credit to foul mouthed comedians. A comedian doesn't need to curse in order to be funny. I also watched some of Chris Rock last night, and im sorry I had to turn it off and that's because he had a speech impediment, seems like he couldn't begin speeking without saying the F word first. Im sorry, but doesn't Eddie Murphy already have the copyright on the F word?



Link Posted: 10/4/2004 9:45:02 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/4/2004 10:15:11 AM EST by thompsondd]
Ralphie May- funny as hell and supports the troops









Yes, that's him in front of one of Saddam's palaces during a USO tour. CLASSIC!!!
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 9:45:45 AM EST

Originally Posted By Arvin:
Rodney Carrington!!



+1.
Is his new show worth watching? Haven't seen it yet.
Laughed 'till I cried at some of his early CD's.
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 9:47:54 AM EST

Originally Posted By StariVojnik:
Im sorry, but doesn't Eddie Murphy already have the copyright on the F word?



No that would be either Redd Foxx or Richard Pryor.
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 9:55:16 AM EST
ARFCOM without a doubt. I have laughed more in the last month reading this board than I have in the last year. This is a funny place.
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 9:57:01 AM EST
George Carlin is funny and an absolute classic. If you surveyed 100 comedians and asked them who they least wanted to follow on stage the most popular response would be him, because he is fantastic live. My top three would be this:
1. Gallagher- I know,kinda dorky but the best live show I ever saw was with him in St. Louis at the Fox Theatre. I can remeber sitting in the 15th row and not getting anything from the sledge-o-matic. Then he pulls out a plate of Jello, and says" Now you people sitting in rows 12-20 are going to go home tonight and say, he didn't get me with nothing.......till he smacked that fvcking Jello!!!!"
2. George Carlin- read above
3. Sinbad- absolutely the funniest man alive, next to Cosby, that never cursed on stage.
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 9:58:37 AM EST

Originally Posted By Mallory_Knox:

Originally Posted By painrx:
Wanda Sykes? George Carlin? Chris Rock? Some of you have no taste whatsoever. I'm no longer surprised some of you sit when you pee.

Carlos Mencia is number one.





Sitting down is kind of a given for me....




I wasn't referring to people with your type of plumbing. (Although I am a big fan of it)
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 10:00:37 AM EST
Ron White
Eddie Izzard
The guy who does "Uncle BS"
Robin Williams


And me, of course.

Woody
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