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Posted: 10/4/2004 5:58:20 AM EDT
I was watching Chris Rock's Bigger and Blacker on Comedy Central last night. Man he is funny. I also like the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.
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Posted: 10/4/2004 5:58:46 AM EDT
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+1 
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Posted: 10/4/2004 7:25:13 AM EDT
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+2 Don't forget George Carlin ! 
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Posted: 10/4/2004 7:34:19 AM EDT
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Whats with all the hype about the Blue Collar Comedy Tour? Maybe its cause I'm a city boy, but I don't get it.
As for the best comedian, gotta say Seinfeld. |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 7:35:18 AM EDT
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DAVE CHAPPELL!!! Blue collar is good.
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Posted: 10/4/2004 7:40:34 AM EDT
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Wanda Sykes (sp?) cracks me up.
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Posted: 10/4/2004 7:42:47 AM EDT
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+1 bitches |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 7:44:56 AM EDT
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+1 dumb redneck comedians making dumb redneck jokes are a dime a dozen. the next person i hear say "get 'er dunn" around me will be beaten to a bloody pulp. |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 7:49:05 AM EDT
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That is the best ever. |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 7:50:04 AM EDT
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I am not a fan of Chris Rock. He is just way to racist. |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 7:51:25 AM EDT
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Sam Kenison was hillarious.
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Posted: 10/4/2004 7:52:32 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/4/2004 7:53:04 AM EDT
[#12]
 GET ER DONE
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Posted: 10/4/2004 7:54:26 AM EDT
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luckily for you typed words have no sound. |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 7:55:23 AM EDT
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No kidding. I gave the plus one on him, but his politics are not good.... |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 7:56:39 AM EDT
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Damn, to bad I dont have the time to find the .wav file. |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 7:57:24 AM EDT
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Dane Coook, Dave Attel, dave chappell
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Posted: 10/4/2004 7:58:25 AM EDT
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George Carlin.....very thought provoking
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Posted: 10/4/2004 7:58:44 AM EDT
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Mitch Hedberg and Steven Wright are my favorites.
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Posted: 10/4/2004 8:30:32 AM EDT
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Larry Miller
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Posted: 10/4/2004 8:33:04 AM EDT
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+1 It's a small world, but I'd hate to paint it. |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 8:37:00 AM EDT
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MITCH HEDBERG
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Posted: 10/4/2004 8:38:09 AM EDT
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I bought some used paint at the hardware store. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. So I had to buy them again. |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 8:40:42 AM EDT
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I grew up in TN and TX and I can't stand that redneck shit. Give me late '70s early '80s George Carlin and Robin Williams. |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 8:41:12 AM EDT
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teeheeeee...."you know what my favorite kinda cheese is?? Swiss...cuz u can draw it with a pencil and people know what it is..." 
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Posted: 10/4/2004 8:42:11 AM EDT
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bill cosby's old stuff (my parents have vinyl from when they were kids) is the greatest
george carlin, robin williams i like chris rock's stuff on men vs women 
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Posted: 10/4/2004 8:47:19 AM EDT
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George Carlin and Robin Williams are extremely funny and thought provoking. Unfortunately I cannot agree with their politics........very liberal, gun grabbers...
JM .02 archer2 |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 8:51:15 AM EDT
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Chris Rock (great brutal honesty) "feed me, fuck me, and shut the fuck up"
Lewis Black (great neurotic slap of reality) "regular moo-cow fuck milk" George Carlin (more great honesty) "those are the heavy seven..." The Original Kings of Comedy (just plain funny, all of them) "I'm from the old school, I'll kick a kid's ass!" Steven Wright (best one-liners ever) "I'm living on a one-way dead end street....I don' t know how I ever got there" GOOD STUFF!
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Posted: 10/4/2004 8:52:21 AM EDT
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+1 |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 8:52:50 AM EDT
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They call me "Tater Salad"
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Posted: 10/4/2004 9:02:57 AM EDT
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An escalator can never break down, it can only become stairs. You might see a sign that says, "Sorry, Escalator temporairly stairs. We are sorry for the convienience. We apologize that you can still get up there."
I saw a jar of jellybeans, and there was this sign on the jar that said, "Guess how many, and you win the prize." Awww C'mon man! Lemme just have some! I'll tell you what, you guess how many I want. If you said 'a handful' you would be correct! I opened a can of yogurt and on the bottom of the lid it said, "Please try again!" because they were having a contest I was unaware of. At first I thought I had opened the yogurt wrong. Maybe they were trying to encourage me. "C'mon Mitch! You can do it! Try again!". A little message of encouragement from your friends at Yoplait. Fruit on the bottom, hope on top. -Mitch Hedberg |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 9:06:31 AM EDT
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  now that's some unfunny shit. |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 9:09:26 AM EDT
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Agreed. I generally disregard anything political that comes from entertainers or other "celebrity" types anyway though. I listen to them to be entertained, period. r/s Dan |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 9:09:34 AM EDT
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"Most states are trying to do away with the death penalty. Hell, my state's adding an express lane."
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Posted: 10/4/2004 9:24:12 AM EDT
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click here |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 9:28:03 AM EDT
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Goerge Carlin and Rodney Carrington!! Arvin
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Posted: 10/4/2004 9:31:51 AM EDT
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I fuckin hate george carlin.
my favorites are rodney carrington, ron white, dane cook, dave attell, lewis black
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Posted: 10/4/2004 9:42:53 AM EDT
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+1 |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 9:43:37 AM EDT
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Wanda Sykes? George Carlin? Chris Rock? Some of you have no taste whatsoever. I'm no longer surprised some of you sit when you pee.
Carlos Mencia is number one. |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 9:43:39 AM EDT
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My top picks:
George Carlin Eddie Izzard Robert Schimmel Billy Connolly Runners up: The Blue Collar guys Steven Wright Bill Cosby Larry Miller Sam Kennison Denis Leary |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 10:14:25 AM EDT
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Sitting down is kind of a given for me.... |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 10:31:03 AM EDT
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I say Jaime Foxx!
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Posted: 10/4/2004 10:33:32 AM EDT
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Ron White
Larry the Cable guy Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 10:43:56 AM EDT
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The majority of yous are giving credit to foul mouthed comedians. A comedian doesn't need to curse in order to be funny. I also watched some of Chris Rock last night, and im sorry I had to turn it off and that's because he had a speech impediment, seems like he couldn't begin speeking without saying the F word first. Im sorry, but doesn't Eddie Murphy already have the copyright on the F word?
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Posted: 10/4/2004 10:45:02 AM EDT
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Ralphie May- funny as hell and supports the troops
    Yes, that's him in front of one of Saddam's palaces during a USO tour. CLASSIC!!! |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 10:45:45 AM EDT
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+1. Is his new show worth watching? Haven't seen it yet. Laughed 'till I cried at some of his early CD's. |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 10:47:54 AM EDT
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No that would be either Redd Foxx or Richard Pryor. 
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Posted: 10/4/2004 10:55:16 AM EDT
[#47]
ARFCOM without a doubt. I have laughed more in the last month reading this board than I have in the last year. This is a funny place.
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Posted: 10/4/2004 10:57:01 AM EDT
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George Carlin is funny and an absolute classic. If you surveyed 100 comedians and asked them who they least wanted to follow on stage the most popular response would be him, because he is fantastic live. My top three would be this:
1. Gallagher- I know,kinda dorky but the best live show I ever saw was with him in St. Louis at the Fox Theatre. I can remeber sitting in the 15th row and not getting anything from the sledge-o-matic. Then he pulls out a plate of Jello, and says" Now you people sitting in rows 12-20 are going to go home tonight and say, he didn't get me with nothing.......till he smacked that fvcking Jello!!!!" 2. George Carlin- read above 3. Sinbad- absolutely the funniest man alive, next to Cosby, that never cursed on stage. |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 10:58:37 AM EDT
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I wasn't referring to people with your type of plumbing. (Although I am a big fan of it) |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 11:00:37 AM EDT
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Ron White
Eddie Izzard The guy who does "Uncle BS" Robin Williams And me, of course. Woody |
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