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armoredsaint Sic vis pacem, para bellum Joined Apr 2003 Posts 43664 EE Offline USA	Posted: 12/13/2013 6:39:56 PM EST
	كافر “People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf” - George Orwell

MT_Mauser Uhuhuhuhuh.....Dumbass..... Joined Jan 2013 Posts 318 EE Offline MT, USA	Posted: 12/13/2013 6:41:25 PM EST My wife would gouge my eye out with her thumb.

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Thoughtcrime Circus sized Joined Jun 2003 Posts 4438 EE Offline KS, USA	Posted: 12/13/2013 6:43:12 PM EST Originally Posted By armoredsaint: http://images.costco.com/image/media/350-618597-847__1.jpg View Quote You are going to hell. And its 'Christmas'...
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DK-Prof PsychoPolitical Master & King of the PureSkins(TM) Joined Feb 2001 Posts 83430 EE Offline VA, USA	Posted: 12/13/2013 6:43:25 PM EST Go for it. What could possibly go wrong?
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Marie Lizzie Bennet's alter ego Joined Aug 2011 Posts 3716 EE Offline IL, USA	Posted: 12/13/2013 6:45:01 PM EST Quote History Originally Posted By DK-Prof: Go for it. What could possibly go wrong? View Quote He could end up like one of your geese...with his peepee slammed in a drawer instead of the geese necks... Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile
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stutzcattle This far...And no farther. Joined Nov 2008 Posts 22005 EE Offline NE, USA	Posted: 12/13/2013 6:48:54 PM EST Mine got a Roomba..Zoomba...Whatever that thing is that vacuums for you. I don't know, but it was like $500. Plus a couple shirts and a some other little things.
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You are going to hell.

And its 'Christmas'...

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Originally Posted By armoredsaint:
http://images.costco.com/image/media/350-618597-847__1.jpg

You are going to hell.

And its 'Christmas'...

Maybe it's his way of making her an X.

You must play the game.
You can't win.
You can't break even.
You can't quit the game.

ZW17 Super Member Joined Mar 2003 Posts 22647 EE Offline OH, USA	Posted: 12/13/2013 6:50:58 PM EST What's "X-mas"? Is that an Asian thing?
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armoredsaint Sic vis pacem, para bellum Joined Apr 2003 Posts 43665 EE Offline USA	Posted: 12/13/2013 6:52:28 PM EST [Last Edit: 12/13/2013 6:52:51 PM EST by armoredsaint] Quote History Originally Posted By ZW17: What's "X-mas"? Is that an Asian thing? View Quote and no we're not related
	كافر “People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf” - George Orwell

THOF Member Joined Feb 2003 Posts 670 EE Offline NC, USA	Posted: 12/13/2013 6:53:51 PM EST

OiRogers You will have to speak up, I'm naked. Joined Jul 2001 Posts 7847 EE Offline SJM	Posted: 12/13/2013 6:54:25 PM EST I had to stifle a pretty solid laugh the other day when my wee one asked the wife "are you going to have another baby? Your belly looks like your gonna have another baby."
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beardog30 Member Joined May 2012 Posts 8415 EE Offline USA	Posted: 12/13/2013 6:54:54 PM EST Only if you post video.
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