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Posted: 8/22/2004 8:28:23 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 8:30:23 PM EST
Wash your car/truck in front of their house with Wagner blaring on the steroe. I'm guessing (from your description) that they are not big fans of German opera.




.. althought I'd be wary of starting a feud with neighbors. Getting cars keyed is not my idea of fun.
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 8:32:10 PM EST
Most local ordinances do prohibit excessive noise....whether from leaf blowers, cars, power tools, and yes, even music.

Just check with your local PD, and have them come out......usually, if they get called out after a couple times, they issue citations.

Best way to annoy....and stay legal!

Link Posted: 8/22/2004 8:32:50 PM EST
well you can always do some target practice with your .50BMG in your backyard...
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 8:33:26 PM EST

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
Wash your car/truck in front of their house with Wagner blaring on the steroe. I'm guessing (from your description) that they are not big fans of German opera.




.. althought I'd be wary of starting a feud with neighbors. Getting cars keyed is not my idea of fun.



Steyr would be the last guy who's car I would attempt to key!

Ya' ever see the rooftop scenes!?!
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 8:34:17 PM EST
how far away is she from ya?
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 8:34:31 PM EST
If I were your neighbor and you wanted to annoy me... Just spray paint "PROLLY" on my door!
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 8:34:51 PM EST
Flash bang through the front window? Put out an add for a Harley Davidson for sale cheap at there address?
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 8:34:59 PM EST
Well in the invasion of panama they played "guns and roses" at this guys compound i dont remember if it worked
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 8:35:24 PM EST

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:
Flash bang through the front window? Put out an add for a Harley Davidson for sale cheap at there address?



Put their house in the paper, for sale, cheap.
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 8:35:24 PM EST
Well you can get your own loud speaker setup and play stuff that they hate.
I also like the big block car with no exhaust.
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 8:37:00 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 8:37:39 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 8:38:18 PM EST

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:

Originally Posted By repub18:
how far away is she from ya?




3 houses.



Mortar.
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 8:38:29 PM EST
You could send her a gift pack from Jenny Craig

You could get her drunk, stick it in her ass, and post pics

Link Posted: 8/22/2004 8:40:00 PM EST
Here in Atlanta, I've resorted to a wrist rocket and frangible ammo.

Stealth manuvers in night/morning for those that don't comply.

Gets their attention.

Multiple bogeys here, target rich enviroment.

Counting the day's till I'm outta this shit hole.

Semper Fi
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 8:40:04 PM EST
A great quasi legal way to get even and screw them is to order pizza from all the different delivery places. They will blacklist them and not deliver anymore, very detremental to teens.

Roofing nails in the driveway.

Or if you have a cousin Vinny type you know, pay him to stop by and say hello to them.
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 8:40:24 PM EST
Talk to your other neighbors get everoyne around them pissed and have them all call the cops.

Or sit kittens in thier yars at 2am.
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 8:40:26 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/22/2004 8:42:41 PM EST by The_Macallan]
Hmmm... you're in a tough bind. You gotta annoy the fatbichho three houses down but you don't want to piss off your neighbor two and one house down. And you want to be blatant too. Hmmm....

Do you have any angle in your yard that you can shine a hellova huge 2,000,000 candle-power spotlight into their window? Set up an array of "security lights" for your yard and have it point (focused even) directly into one of the rear windows of the fatbitchho's house - most bedrooms are in the rear of the house. Turn it on around 10:00pm and leave it on all night every night. (Hopefully it will simply be crossing the yard of your neighbors and not shine too much in their homes).


Link Posted: 8/22/2004 8:40:51 PM EST
My advise would be to not get involved in childish bullshit with the people you live next to.

But, if you have to do something, put an ad in the local paper for a garage sale (at the neighbor's house of course). Those SOBs start showing up early, and they'll show up all day long.
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 8:41:01 PM EST
pair of gloves and some napalm--
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 8:41:07 PM EST
have someone call from a pay phone and report that your a concerened neighbor that has seen what you believe to be drug dealing at the residence. Unless your in a big town I would figure that would get some attention maybe.
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 8:41:21 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 8:41:44 PM EST

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
A great quasi legal way to get even and screw them is to order pizza from all the different delivery places. They will blacklist them and not deliver anymore, very detremental to teens.





I got one better. Call the escort service and send them to thier house. Look for the one like Hoots Escort service.

Did it to somone who pissed me off they got thier ass kicked.
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 8:42:12 PM EST

Originally Posted By Guns_N_Shizzle:
You could send her a gift pack from Jenny Craig

You could get her drunk, stick it in her ass, and post pics




Stick the Jenny Craig Gift Pack in her ass? ewww... no.... no that is just not right.
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 8:42:35 PM EST
Go buy a pkg of cheap balogna and cover her car with the slices. In the morning it will have eaten off cute little circles in her paint.

Call a escort service and send one over to her house.

Get a big tub of Vaseline and wrote "Fat Whore" with it on the sidewalk. it will be there for a loooonng time.

Go find some bloods and tell them she's a crip.

Seriously though, don't do any of these. Take the high road. Is this a home or apt. complex. If this is aprtments, you can bitch and complain and they will evict just to shut you up.

Link Posted: 8/22/2004 8:42:55 PM EST
Doe estrus in the vent system.

Not blatant but very bothersome.
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 8:44:30 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/22/2004 8:44:52 PM EST by dpmmn]
get her a bhurka <spelling>
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 8:44:46 PM EST
Throw a late night party and invite all your neighbors except her.

CW
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 8:45:57 PM EST
Get her address, do a lookup, get her phone number. Write it on bathroom walls.
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 8:46:28 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 8:47:24 PM EST
Start mowing your lawn at 6am. Let your dog poop in their yard. Play your music nice and loud. Get terribly drunk and throw up in front of her. Scratch your balls and pick wedgie's every time you pass their house. Invite some friends over and sit in the yard laughing everytime they walk by.
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 8:47:39 PM EST
call the cops and tell them they are acting strange and you think they may be armed!
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 8:48:02 PM EST
The old fashioned way. Call the LEOs.
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 8:48:41 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/22/2004 8:49:23 PM EST by The_Macallan]
If you know their phone number, put an ad in the paper for a smokin' deal on a nice car and put their phone number and address down.

Call every plumber, electrician, roofer, carpet-cleaner and Jehovah's Witness center in the city and setup appointments for them to come out - preferably around dinner time - two or three for every frickin night of the week for the next three weeks.



Link Posted: 8/22/2004 8:50:28 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/22/2004 8:50:51 PM EST by Guns_N_Shizzle]

Originally Posted By The_Macallan:
If you know their phone number, put an ad in the paper for a smokin' deal on a nice car and put their phone number and address down.

Call every plumber, electrician, roofer, carpet-cleaner and Jehovah's Witness center in the city and setup appointments for them to come out - preferably around dinner time - two or three for every frickin night of the week for the next three weeks.






This is a great idea

You can also call every car dealership around, tell them you are looking for a car bla bla bla and give them her number. Make sure you use caller id block when calling dealerships.
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 8:51:53 PM EST
If there is small children , calling human services makes a real mess.
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 8:55:10 PM EST
Put up flyers around the area that a registered sex offender lives there.
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 8:55:52 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 8:57:21 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 8:58:15 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/22/2004 8:59:54 PM EST by The_Macallan]
Okay, here's my last one - but this entails that YOU will probably get a lot of "face-to-face" time with them.

EVERY time you see them out, whether they're putting out their trash, picking up their newspaper, pulling into their driveway, washing their car or just out sitting on their porch - EVERY time you see them - run over to their house with a camera (doesn't even need to have film), stand on the sidewalk and start taking pictures of them. Make it obvious.

People HATE having their pictures taken - especially when they think it's "invading their privacy" (which it isn't) and it'll probably provoke them into confronting you. As long as you're on the sidewalk (public property) - you can take pictures of them all day long.

They may even get so pissed they try to grab the camera or push you.. BINGO - assault.

Link Posted: 8/22/2004 8:58:22 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/22/2004 9:00:13 PM EST by MrClean4Hire]

Originally Posted By 82ndAbn:

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
If there is small children , calling human services makes a real mess.



Ouch! That's just EVIL.




Yes it was, my bad . See disclaimer below

This answer is for entertainment purposes only!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 8:58:22 PM EST

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
If there is small children , calling human services makes a real mess.



I'm all for annoying the bitch, but that's just plain wrong. Asshole/dumb bitch/stupid ass she may be, but if she's a decent mom? NO one should be subject to crap like that.
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 8:58:49 PM EST

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
If there is small children , calling human services makes a real mess.

That's not right. Don't even go there.
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 9:02:08 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 9:17:50 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/22/2004 9:21:18 PM EST by GabbasaurusRex]
Grab a couple packs of plastic spoons and stick them in her front yard some night. A bit juvenile, but they would probably suspect some idiot friends of hers instead of you. It doesn't do any harm, it's just a pain in the ass the pull them all out.

ETA: While I'm on the subject of juvenile pranks, the toilet-paper-and-sprinklers combination never fails. That shit is nearly impossible to get off the sidewalk once it's been wet and then air dried.
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 9:21:48 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 9:30:09 PM EST
Since it is probably a misdemeanor or infraction that is not committed in the police officers presence you may have to sign the citation as the "arresting officer" You will have to go to court and testify. But that may be your best option.

When the police show up tell them you want them cited for disturbing the peace. If the music is down by them tell them you want to make a private persons arrest. Officer writes ticket, he signs as issuing officer you sign as arresting officer.
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 9:37:45 PM EST

Originally Posted By The_Macallan:
Okay, here's my last one - but this entails that YOU will probably get a lot of "face-to-face" time with them.

EVERY time you see them out, whether they're putting out their trash, picking up their newspaper, pulling into their driveway, washing their car or just out sitting on their porch - EVERY time you see them - run over to their house with a camera (doesn't even need to have film), stand on the sidewalk and start taking pictures of them. Make it obvious.

People HATE having their pictures taken - especially when they think it's "invading their privacy" (which it isn't) and it'll probably provoke them into confronting you. As long as you're on the sidewalk (public property) - you can take pictures of them all day long.

They may even get so pissed they try to grab the camera or push you.. BINGO - assault.





This sounds like a great idea. Legal, yet highly likely to intise the enemy into illegal activity which can get them locked up.
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 9:39:40 PM EST
Wanna borrow my chipper/shredder and chain saw?
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 9:42:53 PM EST
Here's what you do:

1. Get a big plastic trash bag.
2. Collect every dog poop you see in your neighborhood until the bag is full.
3. Tie-wrap the bag and make five 12" tears on the bag.
4. Take full bag of dog poop to that bitchy neighbor.
5. If you happen to see the same bitch outside blasting her music, swing the bag aroud and around a couple of times and then, let go. Hopefully, as the bag is flying in midair, tons of dog poop should be shooting out all over the place and lots of it on the bitch.

This ought to stop her from playing her music too loud.

NOTE: Make the sure the dog poop is soft and wet.

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