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Posted: 4/30/2009 11:55:49 AM EDT
A different thread got me watching Team America clips on YouTube today. You've got to listen to this.
Link to best speech ever.
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 12:00:25 PM EDT
Yep.
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 12:00:45 PM EDT
I LOVE that speech!
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 12:01:05 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/30/2009 12:02:18 PM EDT by winchester87]
Fuck Yeah!




ETA:  Fuck you, Team America!
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 12:01:43 PM EDT
Is it the "dicks fuck pussies" speech?
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 12:02:03 PM EDT
Originally Posted By InjunJoe:
Is it the "dicks fuck pussies" speech?


Yes.
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 12:05:45 PM EDT
Indeed.  One of the best speeches ever.
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 12:09:42 PM EDT
Originally Posted By AngeredKabar:
Indeed.  One of the best speeches ever.


+1
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 12:14:58 PM EDT
If Kim Jong Il is an asshole, what orifice does the Kenyan hold?
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 12:26:08 PM EDT

..........."Yes Gary, yes........"






Link Posted: 4/30/2009 12:28:28 PM EDT
There was no doubt in my mind that you were referring to the dicks/pussies/assholes speech...



We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole.

Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything.

Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes.

I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

Link Posted: 4/30/2009 12:29:50 PM EDT
I prefer the Sean Penn monologue about children swimming in rivers of chocolate or something to that effect.
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 12:35:13 PM EDT
Originally Posted By TWIRE:
If Kim Jong Il is an asshole, what orifice does the Kenyan hold?


Butt zit.

Red on the outside, white in the middle, and a pain in the ass through and through.
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