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Posted: 2/12/2008 9:09:18 AM EDT
What are some of your favorite one-liners from movies or TV ?
"Guns?, Guns aren't a problem" Jericho.


Link Posted: 2/12/2008 9:12:17 AM EDT
"You're gonna need a bigger boat"
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"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted and I won't be layed a hand on; I don't do these things to other people and require the same from them!"

mike
Link Posted: 2/12/2008 9:13:34 AM EDT
Do you feel lucky today punk?
Link Posted: 2/12/2008 9:13:46 AM EDT

Originally Posted By mr_wilson:
"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted and I won't be layed a hand on; I don't do these things to other people and require the same from them!"

mike

john wayne classic!

"there's always free cheese in a mousetrap."
Link Posted: 2/12/2008 9:13:56 AM EDT
"Badges... we don't need no stinking badges"

From: "Treasure of the Sierra Madre"
Link Posted: 2/12/2008 9:17:27 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Bester:
"Badges... we don't need no stinking badges"

From: "Treasure of the Sierra Madre"


Also from Blazing saddles
Link Posted: 2/12/2008 9:26:59 AM EDT

Fifteen million dollars is not money. It's a motive with a universal adaptor on it.


Joe Sarno "Way of the Gun".
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[Last Edit: 2/12/2008 9:28:03 AM EDT by MadBomber]
"Bend over and I'll show you."
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"well...bye" Curly Bill Brocius
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[Last Edit: 2/12/2008 9:30:14 AM EDT by Bodie]
"Thats some bad hat Harry" JAWS.
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[Last Edit: 2/12/2008 9:44:06 AM EDT by jrkarp]
"Do you know what 'nemesis' means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt - me."

Brick Top, in Snatch

ETA: www.youtube.com/watch?v=epv8czCMWW0
Link Posted: 2/12/2008 9:31:29 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/12/2008 9:31:43 AM EDT by jrkarp]
Double tap
Link Posted: 2/12/2008 9:33:15 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/12/2008 9:34:40 AM EDT by david_g17]

Originally Posted By RPGJoe:

Originally Posted By Bester:
"Badges... we don't need no stinking badges"

From: "Treasure of the Sierra Madre"


Also from Blazing saddles


In Weird Al's movie UHF it's: "badgers? we don't need no stinking badgers."

from Hot Fuzz, "By the power of greyskull!"
from The Matrix, "I need guns, lots of guns."
Link Posted: 2/12/2008 9:33:23 AM EDT
"Dyin' aint much of a livin', boy."
Link Posted: 2/12/2008 9:35:37 AM EDT

Originally Posted By RPGJoe:

Originally Posted By Bester:
"Badges... we don't need no stinking badges"

From: "Treasure of the Sierra Madre"


Also from Blazing saddles


"Where all the white women at?"
Link Posted: 2/12/2008 9:37:45 AM EDT
"But I poop from there"
Link Posted: 2/12/2008 9:38:44 AM EDT
"I'll be back"
Link Posted: 2/12/2008 9:39:39 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Swamprat51:
Do you feel lucky today punk?



+


"Make my day !!"

5sub
Link Posted: 2/12/2008 9:40:20 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/12/2008 9:40:31 AM EDT
"Hell of a thing, killin' a man. You take away all he's got, and all he's ever gonna have." -- Unforgiven

"Get away from her, you BITCH!" --Aliens

"I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!" --Network

"If you build it, they will come." -- Field of Dreams

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!" -- Dr Strangelove
Link Posted: 2/12/2008 9:41:11 AM EDT

Originally Posted By pv74:
"But I poop from there"


Link Posted: 2/12/2008 9:42:22 AM EDT
"You will need to wear a pair of gloves. You do own gloves don't you?
Well I lease them....with an option to buy" -Fletch

Link Posted: 2/12/2008 9:42:23 AM EDT
Cause she has a GREAT ASS........and you got your head ALL THE WAY UP IT!!
Link Posted: 2/12/2008 9:43:08 AM EDT
"We dont have dance dance revolution, so..... you're dumb"


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[Last Edit: 2/12/2008 9:43:54 AM EDT by LtDirector]
I'm not crazy, I just don't give a fuck!
Link Posted: 2/12/2008 9:43:53 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Admiral_Crunch:

Originally Posted By pv74:
"But I poop from there"




Male porn star response:

"Not right now ya don't"

NSFW
Link Posted: 2/12/2008 9:43:53 AM EDT

" nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure"
Aliens

Link Posted: 2/12/2008 9:44:36 AM EDT
Everything that follows this are the best line(s) in a movie:

I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your Senior Drill Instructor. From now on, you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be "Sir!" Do you maggots understand that?
Link Posted: 2/12/2008 9:46:46 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/12/2008 10:07:24 AM EDT by cerberus1]
"....once that first round flies by your head, politics and all that shit goes out the window."- Black Hawk Down.

"GODDAMN CELLULAR FUCKIN' PHONES!" - Die Hard With a Vengeance

More later, maybe....
Link Posted: 2/12/2008 9:48:16 AM EDT
"You wanna know how I did it? This is how I did it, Anton. I never saved anything for the swim back."—Vincent Freeman in "Gattaca"

Cole Thornton: "What about learning to use a gun?"
Mississippi: "Johnny didn't believe in guns. He thought..."
Cole Thornton: "He's dead. Think about that."—El Dorado.
Link Posted: 2/12/2008 9:48:55 AM EDT
We will ride in to battle....and this is our horse.
Link Posted: 2/12/2008 9:50:35 AM EDT

"He chose, poorly."

Link Posted: 2/12/2008 9:51:16 AM EDT
"Anyone else want to negotiate?"

The really belongs in the movie forum...
Link Posted: 2/12/2008 9:52:21 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Aerospace_Engineer:
images.livescience.com/images/top10_immortals_grail_knight.jpg
"He chose, poorly."



NICE!
Link Posted: 2/12/2008 9:53:34 AM EDT
nEVER UNDERESTAMATE THE OTHER GUYS GREED ! Scarface
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[Last Edit: 2/12/2008 9:55:30 AM EDT by Aerospace_Engineer]

"Must go faster! Must go faster!"

"Think they'll have that on the tour?"
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"And with a little luck,his life was ruined forever."
Link Posted: 2/12/2008 9:58:56 AM EDT
Bad guy holding little girl hostage: "If I twitch, she's gone."
Sonny Crocket: "Maybe...you won't even twitch." BOOM! (10mm round to the forehead)---Miami Vice, "Glades."
Link Posted: 2/12/2008 9:59:52 AM EDT

"What a fag."

Link Posted: 2/12/2008 10:00:35 AM EDT
IBTHQ

In before the heat quotes
Link Posted: 2/12/2008 10:01:57 AM EDT
"...somebody's got to go back and get a shitload of dimes." - Blazing Saddles

"Yippiekaiaye muthafukka" - Die Hard

"Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight" - Batman

"...a job is a job, once I a paid I always see it through" - The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

"...Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor!?"
"Germans?"
"Forget it, he's rolling" - Animal House

"I just wanted to destroy something beautiful" - Fight Club

Link Posted: 2/12/2008 10:02:42 AM EDT

Originally Posted By sgwlower:
IBTHQ

In before the heat quotes


too late for that

Hanna made page 1
Link Posted: 2/12/2008 10:11:55 AM EDT
Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island? - Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy


You kids are probably saying to yourself, "Now, I'm gonna go out, and I'm gonna get the world by the tail and wrap it around pull it down and put it in my pocket!" Well, I'm here to tell you that you're probably gonna find out, as you go out there, that you're not gonna amount to JACK SQUAT!" You're gonna end up eating a steady diet of government cheese and living in a van down by the river! - Matt Foley (Chris Farley), Motivational Speaker

"'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the van
Your ol' buddy Matt fell asleep on the can.
The children were nestled two time zones away
With his first wife and her husband in sunny L.A..
Matt woke up and realized, with a chill and a quiver,
That he was livin' in a van down by the river!" - Matt Foley (Chris Farley), Motivational Speaker

All right, all right, all right, I'll pedal! Let's all pedal everybody, make Evan happy! Here we go, pedaling away! All right everybody, you're on the road! Look over to the right. It's your first wife, Linda! High tail it out of there because you owe her three years' child support! Keep pedaling. All right, let's pull into Seven-Eleven and buy a microwave burrito! Okay, we're back on the road, there's your son's dorm! Let's sneak in, steal his student loan check, cash it, and head out lookin' for Asian hookers! Cause if there's one thing Matt likes, it's Hong Kong fuey, ha-ha! Ohhhh yeah! - Matt Foley (Chris Farley), Motivational Speaker

Link Posted: 2/12/2008 10:13:43 AM EDT
Bart: Are we awake?
Jim: We're not sure. Are we black?
Bart: Yes, we are.
Jim: Then we're awake, but very puzzled.
Link Posted: 2/12/2008 10:17:21 AM EDT

Originally Posted By BKC1869:
Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island? - Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy


You kids are probably saying to yourself, "Now, I'm gonna go out, and I'm gonna get the world by the tail and wrap it around pull it down and put it in my pocket!" Well, I'm here to tell you that you're probably gonna find out, as you go out there, that you're not gonna amount to JACK SQUAT!" You're gonna end up eating a steady diet of government cheese and living in a van down by the river! - Matt Foley (Chris Farley), Motivational Speaker

"'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the van
Your ol' buddy Matt fell asleep on the can.
The children were nestled two time zones away
With his first wife and her husband in sunny L.A..
Matt woke up and realized, with a chill and a quiver,
That he was livin' in a van down by the river!" - Matt Foley (Chris Farley), Motivational Speaker

All right, all right, all right, I'll pedal! Let's all pedal everybody, make Evan happy! Here we go, pedaling away! All right everybody, you're on the road! Look over to the right. It's your first wife, Linda! High tail it out of there because you owe her three years' child support! Keep pedaling. All right, let's pull into Seven-Eleven and buy a microwave burrito! Okay, we're back on the road, there's your son's dorm! Let's sneak in, steal his student loan check, cash it, and head out lookin' for Asian hookers! Cause if there's one thing Matt likes, it's Hong Kong fuey, ha-ha! Ohhhh yeah! - Matt Foley (Chris Farley), Motivational Speaker



missed that part about ONE liners huh

Link Posted: 2/12/2008 10:18:02 AM EDT
"It's a trick. Get an axe."

Bruce Campbell, Army of Darkness
Link Posted: 2/12/2008 10:20:23 AM EDT

Originally Posted By dedfella:

Originally Posted By BKC1869:
Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island? - Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy


You kids are probably saying to yourself, "Now, I'm gonna go out, and I'm gonna get the world by the tail and wrap it around pull it down and put it in my pocket!" Well, I'm here to tell you that you're probably gonna find out, as you go out there, that you're not gonna amount to JACK SQUAT!" You're gonna end up eating a steady diet of government cheese and living in a van down by the river! - Matt Foley (Chris Farley), Motivational Speaker

"'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the van
Your ol' buddy Matt fell asleep on the can.
The children were nestled two time zones away
With his first wife and her husband in sunny L.A..
Matt woke up and realized, with a chill and a quiver,
That he was livin' in a van down by the river!" - Matt Foley (Chris Farley), Motivational Speaker

All right, all right, all right, I'll pedal! Let's all pedal everybody, make Evan happy! Here we go, pedaling away! All right everybody, you're on the road! Look over to the right. It's your first wife, Linda! High tail it out of there because you owe her three years' child support! Keep pedaling. All right, let's pull into Seven-Eleven and buy a microwave burrito! Okay, we're back on the road, there's your son's dorm! Let's sneak in, steal his student loan check, cash it, and head out lookin' for Asian hookers! Cause if there's one thing Matt likes, it's Hong Kong fuey, ha-ha! Ohhhh yeah! - Matt Foley (Chris Farley), Motivational Speaker



missed that part about ONE liners huh



I can't help it my ADD was acting up. Anyway what was I saying. Oh well I forgot.
Link Posted: 2/12/2008 10:22:40 AM EDT
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass........and I'm all out of bubble gum.

Link Posted: 2/12/2008 10:22:48 AM EDT

Originally Posted By BKC1869:

Originally Posted By dedfella:

Originally Posted By BKC1869:
Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island? - Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy


You kids are probably saying to yourself, "Now, I'm gonna go out, and I'm gonna get the world by the tail and wrap it around pull it down and put it in my pocket!" Well, I'm here to tell you that you're probably gonna find out, as you go out there, that you're not gonna amount to JACK SQUAT!" You're gonna end up eating a steady diet of government cheese and living in a van down by the river! - Matt Foley (Chris Farley), Motivational Speaker

"'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the van
Your ol' buddy Matt fell asleep on the can.
The children were nestled two time zones away
With his first wife and her husband in sunny L.A..
Matt woke up and realized, with a chill and a quiver,
That he was livin' in a van down by the river!" - Matt Foley (Chris Farley), Motivational Speaker

All right, all right, all right, I'll pedal! Let's all pedal everybody, make Evan happy! Here we go, pedaling away! All right everybody, you're on the road! Look over to the right. It's your first wife, Linda! High tail it out of there because you owe her three years' child support! Keep pedaling. All right, let's pull into Seven-Eleven and buy a microwave burrito! Okay, we're back on the road, there's your son's dorm! Let's sneak in, steal his student loan check, cash it, and head out lookin' for Asian hookers! Cause if there's one thing Matt likes, it's Hong Kong fuey, ha-ha! Ohhhh yeah! - Matt Foley (Chris Farley), Motivational Speaker



missed that part about ONE liners huh



I can't help it my ADD was acting up. Anyway what was I saying. Oh well I forgot.


jsut messin with you

Behind John Belushi and Sam Kinison, Farley was one of my favorites.
Link Posted: 2/12/2008 10:29:06 AM EDT
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