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Posted: 2/12/2008 9:12:17 AM EDT
[#1]
"You're gonna need a bigger boat"
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Posted: 2/12/2008 9:12:39 AM EDT
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"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted and I won't be layed a hand on; I don't do these things to other people and require the same from them!"
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Posted: 2/12/2008 9:13:34 AM EDT
[#3]
Do you feel lucky today punk?
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Posted: 2/12/2008 9:13:46 AM EDT
[#4]
john wayne classic! "there's always free cheese in a mousetrap." |
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Posted: 2/12/2008 9:13:56 AM EDT
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"Badges... we don't need no stinking badges"
From: "Treasure of the Sierra Madre" |
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Posted: 2/12/2008 9:17:27 AM EDT
[#6]
Also from Blazing saddles |
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Posted: 2/12/2008 9:26:59 AM EDT
[#7]
Joe Sarno "Way of the Gun". |
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Posted: 2/12/2008 9:27:41 AM EDT
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"Bend over and I'll show you."
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Posted: 2/12/2008 9:29:18 AM EDT
[#9]
"well...bye" Curly Bill Brocius
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Posted: 2/12/2008 9:29:58 AM EDT
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"Thats some bad hat Harry" JAWS.
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Posted: 2/12/2008 9:31:28 AM EDT
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"Do you know what 'nemesis' means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt - me."
Brick Top, in Snatch ETA: www.youtube.com/watch?v=epv8czCMWW0 |
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Posted: 2/12/2008 9:31:29 AM EDT
[#12]
Double tap
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Posted: 2/12/2008 9:33:15 AM EDT
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In Weird Al's movie UHF it's: "badgers? we don't need no stinking badgers." from Hot Fuzz, "By the power of greyskull!" from The Matrix, "I need guns, lots of guns." |
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Posted: 2/12/2008 9:33:23 AM EDT
[#14]
"Dyin' aint much of a livin', boy."
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Posted: 2/12/2008 9:35:37 AM EDT
[#15]
"Where all the white women at?" |
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Posted: 2/12/2008 9:37:45 AM EDT
[#16]
"But I poop from there"
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Posted: 2/12/2008 9:38:44 AM EDT
[#17]
"I'll be back"
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Posted: 2/12/2008 9:39:39 AM EDT
[#18]
+ "Make my day !!" 5sub |
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Posted: 2/12/2008 9:40:20 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/12/2008 9:40:31 AM EDT
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"Hell of a thing, killin' a man. You take away all he's got, and all he's ever gonna have." -- Unforgiven
"Get away from her, you BITCH!" --Aliens "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!" --Network "If you build it, they will come." -- Field of Dreams "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!" -- Dr Strangelove |
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Posted: 2/12/2008 9:41:11 AM EDT
[#21]
 
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Posted: 2/12/2008 9:42:22 AM EDT
[#22]
"You will need to wear a pair of gloves. You do own gloves don't you?
Well I lease them....with an option to buy" -Fletch |
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Posted: 2/12/2008 9:42:23 AM EDT
[#23]
Cause she has a GREAT ASS........and you got your head ALL THE WAY UP IT!!
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Posted: 2/12/2008 9:43:08 AM EDT
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"We dont have dance dance revolution, so..... you're dumb"
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Posted: 2/12/2008 9:43:47 AM EDT
[#25]
I'm not crazy, I just don't give a fuck!
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Posted: 2/12/2008 9:43:53 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/12/2008 9:43:53 AM EDT
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" nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure" Aliens |
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Posted: 2/12/2008 9:44:36 AM EDT
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Everything that follows this are the best line(s) in a movie:
I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your Senior Drill Instructor. From now on, you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be "Sir!" Do you maggots understand that? |
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Posted: 2/12/2008 9:46:46 AM EDT
[#29]
"....once that first round flies by your head, politics and all that shit goes out the window."- Black Hawk Down.
"GODDAMN CELLULAR FUCKIN' PHONES!" - Die Hard With a Vengeance More later, maybe.... |
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Posted: 2/12/2008 9:48:16 AM EDT
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"You wanna know how I did it? This is how I did it, Anton. I never saved anything for the swim back."—Vincent Freeman in "Gattaca"
Cole Thornton: "What about learning to use a gun?" Mississippi: "Johnny didn't believe in guns. He thought..." Cole Thornton: "He's dead. Think about that."—El Dorado. |
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Posted: 2/12/2008 9:48:55 AM EDT
[#31]
We will ride in to battle....and this is our horse.
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Posted: 2/12/2008 9:50:35 AM EDT
[#32]
 "He chose, poorly." 
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Posted: 2/12/2008 9:51:16 AM EDT
[#33]
"Anyone else want to negotiate?"
The really belongs in the movie forum... |
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Posted: 2/12/2008 9:52:21 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/12/2008 9:53:34 AM EDT
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nEVER UNDERESTAMATE THE OTHER GUYS GREED ! Scarface
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Posted: 2/12/2008 9:55:09 AM EDT
[#36]
 "Must go faster! Must go faster!" "Think they'll have that on the tour?" |
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Posted: 2/12/2008 9:55:54 AM EDT
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"And with a little luck,his life was ruined forever."
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Posted: 2/12/2008 9:58:56 AM EDT
[#38]
Bad guy holding little girl hostage: "If I twitch, she's gone."
Sonny Crocket: "Maybe...you won't even twitch." BOOM! (10mm round to the forehead)---Miami Vice, "Glades." |
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Posted: 2/12/2008 9:59:52 AM EDT
[#39]
 "What a fag." 
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Posted: 2/12/2008 10:00:35 AM EDT
[#40]
IBTHQ
In before the heat quotes |
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Posted: 2/12/2008 10:01:57 AM EDT
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"...somebody's got to go back and get a shitload of dimes." - Blazing Saddles
"Yippiekaiaye muthafukka" - Die Hard "Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight" - Batman "...a job is a job, once I a paid I always see it through" - The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly "...Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor!?" "Germans?" "Forget it, he's rolling" - Animal House "I just wanted to destroy something beautiful" - Fight Club |
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Posted: 2/12/2008 10:02:42 AM EDT
[#42]
too late for that Hanna made page 1 |
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Posted: 2/12/2008 10:11:55 AM EDT
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Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island? - Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
You kids are probably saying to yourself, "Now, I'm gonna go out, and I'm gonna get the world by the tail and wrap it around pull it down and put it in my pocket!" Well, I'm here to tell you that you're probably gonna find out, as you go out there, that you're not gonna amount to JACK SQUAT!" You're gonna end up eating a steady diet of government cheese and living in a van down by the river! - Matt Foley (Chris Farley), Motivational Speaker "'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the van Your ol' buddy Matt fell asleep on the can. The children were nestled two time zones away With his first wife and her husband in sunny L.A.. Matt woke up and realized, with a chill and a quiver, That he was livin' in a van down by the river!" - Matt Foley (Chris Farley), Motivational Speaker All right, all right, all right, I'll pedal! Let's all pedal everybody, make Evan happy! Here we go, pedaling away! All right everybody, you're on the road! Look over to the right. It's your first wife, Linda! High tail it out of there because you owe her three years' child support! Keep pedaling. All right, let's pull into Seven-Eleven and buy a microwave burrito! Okay, we're back on the road, there's your son's dorm! Let's sneak in, steal his student loan check, cash it, and head out lookin' for Asian hookers! Cause if there's one thing Matt likes, it's Hong Kong fuey, ha-ha! Ohhhh yeah! - Matt Foley (Chris Farley), Motivational Speaker |
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Posted: 2/12/2008 10:13:43 AM EDT
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Bart: Are we awake?
Jim: We're not sure. Are we black? Bart: Yes, we are. Jim: Then we're awake, but very puzzled. |
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Posted: 2/12/2008 10:17:21 AM EDT
[#45]
missed that part about ONE liners huh 
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Posted: 2/12/2008 10:18:02 AM EDT
[#46]
"It's a trick. Get an axe."
Bruce Campbell, Army of Darkness |
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Posted: 2/12/2008 10:20:23 AM EDT
[#47]
I can't help it my ADD was acting up. Anyway what was I saying. Oh well I forgot. 
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Posted: 2/12/2008 10:22:40 AM EDT
[#48]
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass........and I'm all out of bubble gum.
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Posted: 2/12/2008 10:22:48 AM EDT
[#49]
jsut messin with you Behind John Belushi and Sam Kinison, Farley was one of my favorites. |
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Posted: 2/12/2008 10:29:06 AM EDT
[#50]
Is it Dead?
Boondock Saints |
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