Best Korea's New Video Shows You How The USA Will Be Destroyed

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Posted: 4/19/2017 8:04:37 AM EDT

Burning American flag and mass graves.
Good news capaitalist pig-dogs! No more birds and snow coffee for you. Now you wil dine on Communist gruel

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXeZeN7B9hs

Posted: 4/19/2017 8:06:45 AM EDT

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They are truly weird little people.

Posted: 4/19/2017 8:08:34 AM EDT

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Looks like we will need to learn Korean...

Posted: 4/19/2017 8:09:22 AM EDT

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Call me when you can reliably duplicate 70 year old tech...

Posted: 4/19/2017 8:11:39 AM EDT

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Norks are like the bizarre villains in early James Bond flicks.

Posted: 4/19/2017 8:12:39 AM EDT

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Crazy little bastards.
This won't end well for them.

Posted: 4/19/2017 8:13:19 AM EDT

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Posted: 4/19/2017 8:14:01 AM EDT

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They worry me.

Orwell described NORKOR to a T.

Posted: 4/19/2017 8:15:10 AM EDT

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That just looks like Kalifornistan getting nuked.....I mean is that really the USA

Posted: 4/19/2017 8:16:48 AM EDT

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We might, and I stress might have a chance if they don't have Roof Koreans. If they have them we're screwed.

Posted: 4/19/2017 8:18:18 AM EDT

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So don't wait, eat the birds now?

Posted: 4/19/2017 8:19:08 AM EDT

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The superior race... Hitler was way off.

Posted: 4/19/2017 8:25:11 AM EDT

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That's awesome! With our 23/59 success rate on Syrian cruises we launched, and their inability to get something off the launch pad... I'm very ok with this. The child needs a time out soon. War is good for ratings though, so I anticipate it to come in a year or two

Posted: 4/19/2017 8:25:54 AM EDT

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More like a less competent version of a villain in an Austin Powers flick.

Posted: 4/19/2017 8:27:10 AM EDT

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Also, I'm calling cultural appropriation. That was white boy music.

Posted: 4/19/2017 8:28:55 AM EDT

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I honestly think that if Best Korea ever actually tried to land assault troops here in America, it would be the end of their military as a recognizable entity. Each and every soldier would vanish into the maze of shopping malls and bargain outlets, stunned by the vast assortment of readily available consumer goods, never to be seen again. Li'l Kim would assplode all his general staff, and nobody would be left to coordinate things but the dancing girls that perform their act wearing booty-cut Class A's.

Posted: 4/19/2017 8:29:17 AM EDT

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That just looks like Kalifornistan getting nuked.....I mean is that really the USA

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Pieces of their rocket have made it to outer islands in Alaska before but Hawaii, Alaska and Los Angeles seem to be the potential reach if their miniaturization tech goes forward.

The Navy bases in Japan and the Marines at Guam are a likeley target too

Posted: 4/19/2017 8:31:16 AM EDT

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Am I the only one ok with them nuking California?

Posted: 4/19/2017 8:32:13 AM EDT

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I honestly think that if Best Korea ever actually tried to land assault troops here in America, it would be the end of their military as a recognizable entity. Each and every soldier would vanish into the maze of shopping malls and bargain outlets, stunned by the vast assortment of readily available consumer goods, never to be seen again. Li'l Kim would assplode all his general staff, and nobody would be left to coordinate things but the dancing girls that perform their act wearing booty-cut Class A's.

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Posted: 4/19/2017 8:42:17 AM EDT

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I honestly think that if Best Korea ever actually tried to land assault troops here in America, it would be the end of their military as a recognizable entity. Each and every soldier would vanish into the maze of shopping malls and bargain outlets, stunned by the vast assortment of readily available consumer goods, never to be seen again. Li'l Kim would assplode all his general staff, and nobody would be left to coordinate things but the dancing girls that perform their act wearing booty-cut Class A's.

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Or when they see even our poor people are fat.

Posted: 4/19/2017 8:46:24 AM EDT

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That's awesome! With our 23/59 success rate on Syrian cruises we launched, and their inability to get something off the launch pad... I'm very ok with this. The child needs a time out soon. War is good for ratings though, so I anticipate it to come in a year or two

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Unless I missed some new data, our success rate was 59/60 in Syria. All targets had redundant strikes programmed.

Posted: 4/19/2017 8:49:46 AM EDT

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They really are about three feet tall, having been raised with dramatic malnutrition.

Even their hats are designed to attempt to compensate for this.

American, Nork, South Korean

Posted: 4/19/2017 8:51:41 AM EDT

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Unless I missed some new data, our success rate was 59/60 in Syria. All targets had redundant strikes programmed.

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That's awesome! With our 23/59 success rate on Syrian cruises we launched, and their inability to get something off the launch pad... I'm very ok with this. The child needs a time out soon. War is good for ratings though, so I anticipate it to come in a year or two

Unless I missed some new data, our success rate was 59/60 in Syria. All targets had redundant strikes programmed.

No, Russia Today pulled the 23 number completely out of Putin's propaganda department's ass.

Posted: 4/19/2017 8:52:14 AM EDT

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Hollywood couldn't come up with this shit if they tried

Posted: 4/19/2017 8:54:07 AM EDT

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They're like a whole country of garden gnomes that went full retard.

Posted: 4/19/2017 8:54:27 AM EDT

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They really are about three feet tall, having been raised with dramatic malnutrition.

Even their hats are designed to attempt to compensate for this.

American, Nork, South Korean

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-XN02ANxVo_4/UGofT79CYSI/AAAAAAAABmg/krMPOFvV4XA/s1600/koreans.jpg

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Aim small, miss small...............

Posted: 4/19/2017 8:54:52 AM EDT

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At least wait until I leave.

Posted: 4/19/2017 8:55:07 AM EDT

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I wonder how much of the infrastructure in that video, musical instruments, video screen, etc, was either designed or built in the US.

North Korea is fascinating. From a purely cultural standpoint, I hope we leave them alone as long as they stay in their own little box. It will be interesting to see what happens.

Posted: 4/19/2017 8:55:33 AM EDT

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Yes

Posted: 4/19/2017 9:03:10 AM EDT

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Don't they only have 2-3 missiles?

Posted: 4/19/2017 9:03:35 AM EDT

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Dear North Korea the United States is shacking in its shoes from laughter.

Posted: 4/19/2017 9:03:49 AM EDT

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Narrow it down to Hollywood and San Fran?

Posted: 4/19/2017 9:05:18 AM EDT

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good luck with that NK

Posted: 4/19/2017 9:12:18 AM EDT

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Dunno the topography but are they nuking San Francisco

Posted: 4/19/2017 9:14:15 AM EDT

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Looks like a slant munchkin land to me, are they singing follow the yella brick road??

Posted: 4/19/2017 9:18:29 AM EDT

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Posted: 4/19/2017 9:19:44 AM EDT

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Dunno the topography but are they nuking San Francisco

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Would it be bad if I encouraged them?

Posted: 4/19/2017 9:20:50 AM EDT

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They really are about three feet tall, having been raised with dramatic malnutrition.

Even their hats are designed to attempt to compensate for this.

American, Nork, South Korean

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-XN02ANxVo_4/UGofT79CYSI/AAAAAAAABmg/krMPOFvV4XA/s1600/koreans.jpg

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Them boys definitely ain't corn-fed.

Posted: 4/19/2017 9:25:02 AM EDT

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At least wait until I leave.

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At least wait until I leave.

Call me on your way out.......we can carpool together.

Posted: 4/19/2017 9:26:16 AM EDT

[#39]

Well, more reason to kill them all now rather than wait.

Posted: 4/19/2017 9:27:28 AM EDT

[#40]

lol I had forgotten all about snow coffee

Posted: 4/19/2017 9:28:19 AM EDT

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We might, and I stress might have a chance if they don't have Roof Koreans. If they have them we're screwed.

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This can't go without a golf clap.

Posted: 4/19/2017 9:29:12 AM EDT

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They're like a whole country of garden gnomes that went full retard.

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Garden gnomes are threatening to destroy the US with bad showtunes.

Posted: 4/19/2017 9:38:44 AM EDT

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their Pravda is dated.& weak

They need to hire someone who truly hates America to write thier operas, I'm sure Polosi,bloomberg,& Obama would take the pay cut.

Posted: 4/19/2017 9:39:57 AM EDT

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Narrow it down to Hollywood and San Fran?

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I'll allow that.

Posted: 4/19/2017 9:55:11 AM EDT

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Posted: 4/19/2017 9:55:18 AM EDT

[#46]

They seem.....familiar

Posted: 4/19/2017 10:02:45 AM EDT

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Posted: 4/19/2017 10:05:04 AM EDT

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That's awesome! With our 23/59 success rate on Syrian cruises we launched, and their inability to get something off the launch pad... I'm very ok with this. The child needs a time out soon. War is good for ratings though, so I anticipate it to come in a year or two

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23 of 59 success rate?

Why are you spreading that propaganda here?