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Posted: 4/19/2017 8:04:37 AM EDT
Burning American flag and mass graves.
Good news capaitalist pig-dogs! No more birds and snow coffee for you. Now you wil dine on Communist gruel
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 8:06:45 AM EDT
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They are truly weird little people. 
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 8:08:34 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/19/2017 8:09:22 AM EDT
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Call me when you can reliably duplicate 70 year old tech...
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 8:11:39 AM EDT
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Norks are like the bizarre villains in early James Bond flicks.
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 8:12:39 AM EDT
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Crazy little bastards.
This won't end well for them.
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 8:13:19 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/19/2017 8:14:01 AM EDT
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They worry me.

Orwell described NORKOR to a T.
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 8:15:10 AM EDT
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That just looks like Kalifornistan getting nuked.....I mean is that really the USA
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 8:16:48 AM EDT
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We might, and I stress might have a chance if they don't have Roof Koreans. If they have them we're screwed.
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 8:18:18 AM EDT
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So don't wait, eat the birds now? 
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 8:19:08 AM EDT
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The superior race... Hitler was way off.
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 8:25:11 AM EDT
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That's awesome! With our 23/59 success rate on Syrian cruises we launched, and their inability to get something off the launch pad... I'm very ok with this. The child needs a time out soon. War is good for ratings though, so I anticipate it to come in a year or two
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 8:25:54 AM EDT
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More like a less competent version of a villain in an Austin Powers flick.
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 8:27:10 AM EDT
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Also, I'm calling cultural appropriation. That was white boy music.
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 8:28:55 AM EDT
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I honestly think that if Best Korea ever actually tried to land assault troops here in America, it would be the end of their military as a recognizable entity.   Each and every soldier would vanish into the maze of shopping malls and bargain outlets, stunned by the vast assortment of readily available consumer goods, never to be seen again.  Li'l Kim would assplode all his general staff, and nobody would be left to coordinate things but the dancing girls that perform their act wearing booty-cut Class A's.
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 8:29:17 AM EDT
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That just looks like Kalifornistan getting nuked.....I mean is that really the USA
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Pieces of their rocket have made it to outer islands in Alaska before but Hawaii, Alaska and Los Angeles seem to be the potential reach if their miniaturization tech goes forward.

The Navy bases in Japan and the Marines at Guam are a likeley target too
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 8:31:16 AM EDT
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Am I the only one ok with them nuking California?
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 8:32:13 AM EDT
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I honestly think that if Best Korea ever actually tried to land assault troops here in America, it would be the end of their military as a recognizable entity.   Each and every soldier would vanish into the maze of shopping malls and bargain outlets, stunned by the vast assortment of readily available consumer goods, never to be seen again.  Li'l Kim would assplode all his general staff, and nobody would be left to coordinate things but the dancing girls that perform their act wearing booty-cut Class A's.
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Link Posted: 4/19/2017 8:42:17 AM EDT
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I honestly think that if Best Korea ever actually tried to land assault troops here in America, it would be the end of their military as a recognizable entity.   Each and every soldier would vanish into the maze of shopping malls and bargain outlets, stunned by the vast assortment of readily available consumer goods, never to be seen again.  Li'l Kim would assplode all his general staff, and nobody would be left to coordinate things but the dancing girls that perform their act wearing booty-cut Class A's.
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Or when they see even our poor people are fat.
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 8:46:24 AM EDT
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That's awesome! With our 23/59 success rate on Syrian cruises we launched, and their inability to get something off the launch pad... I'm very ok with this. The child needs a time out soon. War is good for ratings though, so I anticipate it to come in a year or two
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Unless I missed some new data, our success rate was 59/60 in Syria. All targets had redundant strikes programmed.
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 8:49:46 AM EDT
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They really are about three feet tall, having been raised with dramatic malnutrition.  

Even their hats are designed to attempt to compensate for this.  

American, Nork, South Korean

Link Posted: 4/19/2017 8:51:41 AM EDT
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Unless I missed some new data, our success rate was 59/60 in Syria. All targets had redundant strikes programmed.
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That's awesome! With our 23/59 success rate on Syrian cruises we launched, and their inability to get something off the launch pad... I'm very ok with this. The child needs a time out soon. War is good for ratings though, so I anticipate it to come in a year or two
Unless I missed some new data, our success rate was 59/60 in Syria. All targets had redundant strikes programmed.
No, Russia Today pulled the 23 number completely out of Putin's propaganda department's ass.
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 8:52:14 AM EDT
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Hollywood couldn't come up with this shit if they tried
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 8:54:07 AM EDT
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They're like a whole country of garden gnomes that went full retard.
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 8:54:27 AM EDT
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They really are about three feet tall, having been raised with dramatic malnutrition.  

Even their hats are designed to attempt to compensate for this.  

American, Nork, South Korean

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Aim small, miss small...............
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 8:54:52 AM EDT
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At least wait until I leave.
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 8:55:07 AM EDT
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I wonder how much of the infrastructure in that video, musical instruments, video screen, etc, was either designed or built in the US.

North Korea is fascinating.   From a purely cultural standpoint, I hope we leave them alone as long as they stay in their own little box.   It will be interesting to see what happens.
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 8:55:33 AM EDT
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Yes
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 9:03:10 AM EDT
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Don't they only have 2-3 missiles?
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 9:03:35 AM EDT
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Dear North Korea the United States is shacking in its shoes from laughter.
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 9:03:49 AM EDT
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Narrow it down to Hollywood and San Fran?
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 9:05:18 AM EDT
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good luck with that NK
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 9:12:18 AM EDT
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Dunno the topography but are they nuking San Francisco
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 9:14:15 AM EDT
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Looks like a slant munchkin land to me, are they singing follow the yella brick road??
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 9:18:29 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/19/2017 9:19:44 AM EDT
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Dunno the topography but are they nuking San Francisco
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Would it be bad if I encouraged them?
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 9:20:50 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/19/2017 9:25:02 AM EDT
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At least wait until I leave.
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At least wait until I leave.
Call me on your way out.......we can carpool together.
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 9:26:16 AM EDT
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Well, more reason to kill them all now rather than wait.
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 9:27:28 AM EDT
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lol I had forgotten all about snow coffee
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 9:28:19 AM EDT
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We might, and I stress might have a chance if they don't have Roof Koreans. If they have them we're screwed.
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This can't go without a golf clap.
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 9:29:12 AM EDT
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They're like a whole country of garden gnomes that went full retard.
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Garden gnomes are threatening to destroy the US with bad showtunes.
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 9:38:44 AM EDT
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their Pravda is dated.& weak

They need to hire someone who truly hates America to write thier operas, I'm sure Polosi,bloomberg,& Obama would take the pay cut.
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 9:39:57 AM EDT
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I'll allow that.
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 9:55:11 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/19/2017 9:55:18 AM EDT
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They seem.....familiar 


Link Posted: 4/19/2017 10:02:45 AM EDT
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stomprocket.gif
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 10:05:04 AM EDT
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That's awesome! With our 23/59 success rate on Syrian cruises we launched, and their inability to get something off the launch pad... I'm very ok with this. The child needs a time out soon. War is good for ratings though, so I anticipate it to come in a year or two
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23 of 59 success rate?

Why are you spreading that propaganda here?
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 10:07:26 AM EDT
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Ha!   Perfect description.
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 10:10:22 AM EDT
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That just looks like Kalifornistan getting nuked.....I mean is that really the USA
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Hey. Nobody beats up my little brother but me!
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