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Posted: 1/12/2005 8:06:14 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/12/2005 8:18:02 AM EDT by Daytona955i]
www.albinoblacksheep.com/image/essay/1















I doubt it's a real essay... but its still funny.



Link Posted: 1/12/2005 8:17:30 AM EDT
Should be working now...
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 8:27:01 AM EDT
That resembles every other paper in my freshman composition class...
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 8:27:06 AM EDT
It is..

Here's the story behind it..

I took a screenshot of the head of the original thread in case it ever got deleted or anything
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 8:43:08 AM EDT
Did anyone check out his tubgirl.com reference? Curiosity got the best of me...
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 8:43:52 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 8:47:58 AM EDT

Originally Posted By pstroke:
Did anyone check out his tubgirl.com reference? Curiosity got the best of me...

That pics oldness. [
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 9:26:08 AM EDT
Sad thing is, he passed (sort of) with a D-.
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 9:45:03 AM EDT
Oh man, if that is real, then holy crap, that professor is retarded!

I can't believe that they would let someone pass on that...

That's dumb.
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 9:53:47 AM EDT
It just can't be real... It's almost too perfect. How did the guy get a red page, and one thats too big if he didn't care? Putting pictures in? Something like that appears to have taken a good amount of effort.
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 9:55:10 AM EDT
Gotta be a load of crap. What kind of a teacher would use "page is to big" ? Think maybe a teacher of any kind would know to use "too"?

BTW - I laughed so hard I started cryin. Funniest thing I've read in a while.
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 9:57:10 AM EDT
"Page is to big"

To? Nice spelling there Prof!

Favorite quote, "Laius was like fuck that shit, that's gay."


Link Posted: 1/12/2005 11:36:40 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 1:04:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Troy:
Keep in mind that the "professor" went through this same "education system", and is probably only a few years ahead of the student.

As sickening as this is (assuming it is real), it really wouldn't surprise me. That's because I've read at least 500 resumes and nearly 800 entry exams from folks trying to get a computer tech job. At least 30% of the people in question couldn't hope to put together a paper as good and organized as this one, and these were all people that were "pre-screened" by temp agencies!

It's a sad world out there, folks.

-Troy



+1 It may be a fake, but it does not differ much from my experience in freshman comp with a grad student teaching the course.
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 1:28:48 PM EDT
"page is to big"

A real teacher would have known how to spell "too"
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 1:35:22 PM EDT
I posted this a while back, but its still funny as hell.
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 1:37:11 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 3:50:51 PM EDT
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