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Posted: 5/21/2005 7:14:19 PM EDT
I've seen some good ones over the years.

"Are you British?" is an oldie but a goodie.

Wolfpack told someone tonight, "Go comb your mullet." I thought that was very good.

So, what's the best 10 word or less insult you've got?

These could come in handy.
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 7:15:50 PM EDT
This insult is only a mere ten words long period.

Link Posted: 5/21/2005 7:17:06 PM EDT
surprise cockfags!
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 7:17:34 PM EDT

Originally Posted By CRC:
This insult is only a mere ten words long period.




Yes , you just made it because you have your period.
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 7:17:59 PM EDT
You act just like TRG.
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 7:18:45 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/21/2005 7:19:07 PM EDT by ilikelegs]
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 7:19:07 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/21/2005 7:19:24 PM EDT by CRC]
My momma says "I can count to ten unlike yours you silly loser!'
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 7:19:09 PM EDT
You're about as sharp as a bowling ball.
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 7:19:45 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/21/2005 7:21:01 PM EDT by shop_rat45]
Frenchy

Liberal

Dianne Feinstein

Link Posted: 5/21/2005 7:20:13 PM EDT
You make Barbara Mikulski look hot.
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 7:20:19 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 7:21:13 PM EDT
My honor student is smarter than your dog.
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 7:21:33 PM EDT
Shut your slimy cockholster you meaningless maggot.
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 7:22:29 PM EDT
You love Kwame Kilpatrick.
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 7:23:02 PM EDT
You love Jacques Chirac.
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 7:23:29 PM EDT

Best ARFCOM insult, 10 words or less.


WTF? Oh, it's just SGTAR15.

Link Posted: 5/21/2005 7:24:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By CRC:
You love Kwame Kilpatrick.



You mean Kwame "Hip Hop" Kilpatrick?? You must be from Michigan eh?
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 7:24:11 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 7:25:13 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 7:25:26 PM EDT

Originally Posted By shop_rat45:

Originally Posted By CRC:
You love Kwame Kilpatrick.



You mean Kwame "Hip Hop" Kilpatrick?? You must be from Michigan eh?



No but you gotta love a mayor that buys a 50,000 dollar SUV for the police undercover ops.
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 7:25:27 PM EDT
I haven't been here too long, but I'm sure anything to do with Clean Cut would be at the top of the list.
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 7:25:31 PM EDT
"Have you seen nude pics of your woman? Want to??"

Link Posted: 5/21/2005 7:26:17 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/21/2005 7:26:49 PM EDT by CRC]
You are a DU troll.
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 7:26:34 PM EDT

Originally Posted By CRC:

Originally Posted By shop_rat45:

Originally Posted By CRC:
You love Kwame Kilpatrick.



You mean Kwame "Hip Hop" Kilpatrick?? You must be from Michigan eh?



No but you gotta love a mayor that buys a 50,000 dollar SUV for the police undercover ops.



The guy is a joke here in Michigan. The talk radio stations love him. They always have something to talk about.
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 7:26:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By brasspile:
Paging McUzi......



That was NOT 10 words or less. But I have it saved on the C: drive.
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 7:28:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By brasspile:
Paging McUzi......



You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth.
You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a slug than be seen with you. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beast who sired you and then killed himself in recognition of what he had done. Your daddy was a bastard, your mamma was a whore, and you wouldn't be here if the rubber hadn't tore. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you.
You have all the appeal of a booger. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?
You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood.
May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Sheep won't have sex with you--only trash such as yourself.
You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.
And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool.
You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of a used condom. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have toe jam. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away forever.
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid.
You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid.
Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me.
After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say

Link Posted: 5/21/2005 7:33:41 PM EDT


Get out of here Brady!

Not common on ARFCOM but my fav of all time...

Baka!

Japenese for Fool, Idiot, Stupid, Moron
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 7:33:52 PM EDT
Best insult I ever saw on this site:

SHUT YOUR MAN-PLEASER!

Link Posted: 5/21/2005 7:33:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MikeTx:

Originally Posted By brasspile:
Paging McUzi......



You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth.
You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a slug than be seen with you. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beast who sired you and then killed himself in recognition of what he had done. Your daddy was a bastard, your mamma was a whore, and you wouldn't be here if the rubber hadn't tore. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you.
You have all the appeal of a booger. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?
You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood.
May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Sheep won't have sex with you--only trash such as yourself.
You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.
And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool.
You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of a used condom. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have toe jam. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away forever.
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid.
You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid.
Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me.
After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything.
Your attempt at constructing a creative post was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.





Edited to add the part you hacked off.
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 7:37:33 PM EDT
"You remind me of Imbroglio."

Or

"Imbroglio, is that you?"
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 7:41:16 PM EDT
Yo mamma shoots air soft.
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 10:12:32 PM EDT
"You're a few rounds short of a full magazine"

Not overly good, but definitely firearms-related.

NTM
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 10:35:42 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/21/2005 10:36:23 PM EDT by The_Macallan]


The best part of you dribbled down yer momma's ass.

Link Posted: 5/21/2005 10:41:50 PM EDT
you get the darwin trainee award

your a dumb fuck

STFU NOOB
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 10:46:03 PM EDT
Soak it in cat piss, so blind people can hate it too...

*Not ten words or less, but still my favorite.
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 10:47:18 PM EDT
Spit that dick out, it ain't fathers day

You've seen more dickends than weekends

You suck dick in a phonebooth so you can be a callgirl.

Your chin gets more loads than a chinese laundry

You been fucked in the ass so much your crack is burnt

Your mommas pussy is so hairy you came out with rugburns.

Your dick is so small crickets laugh at it.

My usual pit stuff.
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 10:54:06 PM EDT
Airsofter's version of an insult:
j00 h4v3 b33n p0wn3d


Arfcom's version of an insult:
Go away airsofter
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 10:54:34 PM EDT
wipe the sand from your vagina.

6
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 10:59:30 PM EDT
Was in Baghdad before you were in your dad's bag



meaning = your too young STFU
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 11:01:23 PM EDT

Originally Posted By CRC:
You love Kwame Kilpatrick.



Damn thats a good one!!!!
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 1:16:32 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 19suburban96:
Was in Baghdad before you were in your dad's bag



meaning = your too young STFU





Link Posted: 5/22/2005 1:18:20 PM EDT
Cheese-eating surrender monkey......
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 1:23:13 PM EDT
How old are you?

or



or

did school let out early?
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 1:30:32 PM EDT
Do you ride the shortbus to stupid town?
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 1:32:31 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/22/2005 1:33:08 PM EDT by chaos4570]
Go Suck A fat baby's D***k!


I had a yankee friend who used this one often.......
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 1:33:06 PM EDT
Take your dickbeaters off the keyboard and leave.
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 1:34:53 PM EDT
Screw you Flanders.
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 1:38:57 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/22/2005 2:07:37 PM EDT by dvr9]
Hey f*cktard...while you're working, I'm pounding your wife.

Link Posted: 5/22/2005 1:43:46 PM EDT
Did your momma feed you those paint chips? Or did you peel 'em off the wall yourself?

Link Posted: 5/22/2005 1:46:28 PM EDT
Hey, Mangina, I hear you vote gay democrat.
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 1:47:56 PM EDT
“You’re the feces created when Shame eats Stupidity”- Dale Gribble
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