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Posted: 7/22/2008 8:21:47 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/22/2008 8:22:40 AM EDT by manowar669]
No, I'm not affiliated with this product. I just like to drink beer.
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Great idea. No more $8 beers at the games. Like a fun Camelbak. Holds 80oz.



Also, check out the wine rack. A bra for the ladies that holds over a bottle of wine!
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 8:25:09 AM EDT
What if you already have a beer belly?
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 8:26:09 AM EDT
Then you just look obese.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 8:29:10 AM EDT
I like the wine rack.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 8:29:24 AM EDT
awesome... who doesnt like their beer at 98.6 degrees F?
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 8:30:56 AM EDT
But can it stop multiple .308 hits to the belly?
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 8:32:24 AM EDT
ahh, capitalistic ingenuity at it's finest.

if i was prone to attending such functions with my lady i'd buy one of each in a heartbeat.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 8:33:18 AM EDT

Originally Posted By manowar669:
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Also, check out the wine rack. A bra for the ladies that holds over a bottle of wine!



damn honey, the hose is kinked again.. guess I'll have to go in manually!!!
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 8:35:22 AM EDT

Originally Posted By packnru:
What if you already have a beer belly?


Then get the beer belly and the wine rack. If you are going to be obese, it's ok to haw moobs.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 8:37:27 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/22/2008 8:38:23 AM EDT by Kharn]
I was watching a show on Discovery Health when all of the doctors in the featured part of the hospital went to the Kentucky Derby. They drained saline IV bags and refilled them with mint juleps and other adult beverages, and then taped them to one lady's belly, claiming she was just very, very pregnant to get in the gate. I'm not 100% sure, but they might've even stuffed her bra with more IV bags.

Kharn
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 8:41:25 AM EDT

Originally Posted By MtBiker:
I like the wine rack.


Perfect name in this context.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 8:46:20 AM EDT

Originally Posted By opticalc:
awesome... who doesnt like their beer at 98.6 degrees F?



I know! Everybody BUT the British! Get some porter and you're good to go.

The beer belly does appear to be insulated.

Link Posted: 7/22/2008 8:47:30 AM EDT

Originally Posted By the_naked_prophet:

Originally Posted By opticalc:
awesome... who doesnt like their beer at 98.6 degrees F?



I know! Everybody BUT the British! Get some porter and you're good to go.

The beer belly does appear to be insulated.



Ummm...fill it up right before you go into the stadium, and it shouldn't be too bad. See if you can drink all 80 oz before it gets warm.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 8:49:53 AM EDT
Get yourself catheterized at the same time and you won't have to move from your seat for anything.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 8:51:42 AM EDT

Originally Posted By kraftwerk:
But can it stop multiple .308 hits to the belly?


I lold.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 8:52:02 AM EDT

Originally Posted By The_Insider:
Get yourself catheterized at the same time and you won't have to move from your seat for anything.



Classic!
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 8:52:40 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/22/2008 8:53:39 AM EDT by NoVaGator]
as someone who regularly smuggles large amounts if bourbon into football games, I cannot endorse this product.

you see, you need a "throw down" bag in order to appease the gate cops while leaving other, better-concealed bags for consumption.

this device puts all of your eggs in one proverbial basket AND would b e detected instantly by any SEC cop
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 9:06:32 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/22/2008 9:06:58 AM EDT by manowar669]
It's a camelfront. I would fill it with vodka, and mix on-site.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 9:07:58 AM EDT

Originally Posted By NoVaGator:
as someone who regularly smuggles large amounts if bourbon into football games, I cannot endorse this product.

you see, you need a "throw down" bag in order to appease the gate cops while leaving other, better-concealed bags for consumption.

this device puts all of your eggs in one proverbial basket AND would b e detected instantly by any SEC cop


That is why you always carry a back up flask or flasks.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 9:08:40 AM EDT
All that plastic makes the beer go flat though
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 9:10:21 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Subconscious:
All that plastic makes the beer go flat though


Ever clear in a flask.

Its still tough to beat.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 9:16:29 AM EDT

Originally Posted By uvm44:

Originally Posted By NoVaGator:
as someone who regularly smuggles large amounts if bourbon into football games, I cannot endorse this product.

you see, you need a "throw down" bag in order to appease the gate cops while leaving other, better-concealed bags for consumption.

this device puts all of your eggs in one proverbial basket AND would b e detected instantly by any SEC cop


That is why you always carry a back up flask or flasks.


yeah, but this contraption is going to get caught and it's $50!

that's a lot of ziploks
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 9:20:44 AM EDT

Originally Posted By NoVaGator:

Originally Posted By uvm44:

Originally Posted By NoVaGator:
as someone who regularly smuggles large amounts if bourbon into football games, I cannot endorse this product.

you see, you need a "throw down" bag in order to appease the gate cops while leaving other, better-concealed bags for consumption.

this device puts all of your eggs in one proverbial basket AND would b e detected instantly by any SEC cop


That is why you always carry a back up flask or flasks.


yeah, but this contraption is going to get caught and it's $50!

that's a lot of ziploks


Hasn't happened yet.

Strangely enough, I was leaving a restaurant\bar and we all had a a beer left. The waitress at the bar gave us cups and told us it was the norm to bring cups of beer into a ball game.

I was paranoid as can be walking by STL metro cops with a cup of Newcastle and they didn't care as well as the ticket takers at the park.

Link Posted: 7/22/2008 9:20:51 AM EDT
Can it be filled with Jaeger or Stoli?
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 9:25:41 AM EDT

Originally Posted By NoVaGator:

Originally Posted By uvm44:

Originally Posted By NoVaGator:
as someone who regularly smuggles large amounts if bourbon into football games, I cannot endorse this product.

you see, you need a "throw down" bag in order to appease the gate cops while leaving other, better-concealed bags for consumption.

this device puts all of your eggs in one proverbial basket AND would b e detected instantly by any SEC cop


That is why you always carry a back up flask or flasks.


yeah, but this contraption is going to get caught and it's $50!

that's a lot of ziploks


Indeed. I think the bra version has more promise, plus it might get my gf to carry her own booze instead of bumming mine.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 9:29:29 AM EDT
Do want
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 9:33:28 AM EDT
Ordered, I sure hope this works as advertised
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 9:39:59 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Slappy96:
Ordered, I sure hope this works as advertised
pics when it arrives or it didnt happen
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 9:52:04 AM EDT
Now I'm thinking that Church might be a little more tolerable.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 9:54:28 AM EDT
I've filled my Camelbak with beer several times.

A fun game is "You better drink this foamy shit before it gets warm!".

Also, as you move and the beer is shaken pressure builds up, you can point the nozzle at the victim of your choice, pinch the nozzle slightly, and spray someone w/ beer.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 9:58:35 AM EDT

Originally Posted By parshooter:

Originally Posted By MtBiker:
I like the wine rack.


Perfect name in this context.

A wine rack, rack.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 10:00:14 AM EDT

I was at a Texas Tech football game many many moons ago when a guy got busted with a pony keg under the seat of his wheelchair. It was a cold day and the plaid stadium blanket covered it.

Now my take on this varies depending on whether or not he was really disabled . . .

-p.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 11:22:00 AM EDT

Originally Posted By packnru:
What if you already have a beer belly?


[Billy Mays] No room to conceal a Beer Belly? Try our new product, "Ale Ass." [/Billy Mays]
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 11:27:41 AM EDT
Body heat would eliminate the chance of it being cold.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 11:30:42 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Hojo:
Body heat would eliminate the chance of it being cold.


So you didn't see the ice pack you can stuff in it did you?
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 11:36:20 AM EDT

Originally Posted By PhuzzyGnu:
I was at a Texas Tech football game many many moons ago when a guy got busted with a pony keg under the seat of his wheelchair. It was a cold day and the plaid stadium blanket covered it.

Now my take on this varies depending on whether or not he was really disabled . . .

-p.


That's my school! GO RED RAIDERS!
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 11:46:45 AM EDT

Originally Posted By The_Insider:
Get yourself catheterized at the same time and you won't have to move from your seat for anything.


I actually did that! It was a Texas catheter that is like a condom instead of the invasive kind. We filled our Camel backs with Soju and Gatorade and went to the movies. That was some good livin right there. A pair of depends and you could literally self-sustain.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 12:03:22 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 2IDdoc:

Originally Posted By The_Insider:
Get yourself catheterized at the same time and you won't have to move from your seat for anything.


I actually did that! It was a Texas catheter that is like a condom instead of the invasive kind. We filled our Camel backs with Soju and Gatorade and went to the movies. That was some good livin right there. A pair of depends and you could literally self-sustain.


What's the Burt Reynolds movie that starts out with him getting rigged up with the tank and tube like you're talking about and going to the movies?

Link Posted: 7/22/2008 12:06:43 PM EDT

Originally Posted By The_Insider:
Get yourself catheterized at the same time and you won't have to move from your seat for anything.


Or: STADIUM PAL!!OMG!#BBQ!!!!ELEVENTY!11





-p.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 1:13:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Another_Dude:
I've filled my Camelbak with beer several times.

A fun game is "You better drink this foamy shit before it gets warm!".

Also, as you move and the beer is shaken pressure builds up, you can point the nozzle at the victim of your choice, pinch the nozzle slightly, and spray someone w/ beer.


Camelbaks have the advantage that you don't have to share with anybody-you just have to answer, oh sure, you can suck off of me.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 1:16:21 PM EDT
Damn, that is a good idea, but I would like I was pregnant with quintuplets if I wore that. It might work better if I wore it on my ass. Then I would a) have an ass and b) never have to pump or pressurize it.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 1:21:45 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/22/2008 1:22:15 PM EDT by Admiral_Crunch]

Originally Posted By The_Insider:
Get yourself catheterized at the same time and you won't have to move from your seat for anything.


If you're drinking Budweiser, you can hook the catheter straight back into the Beer Belly and drink all day long!
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 1:32:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Admiral_Crunch:

Originally Posted By The_Insider:
Get yourself catheterized at the same time and you won't have to move from your seat for anything.


If you're drinking Budweiser, you can hook the catheter straight back into the Beer Belly and drink all day long!


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