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Posted: 8/2/2009 3:54:50 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/2/2009 4:44:42 PM EST by kozaki]
My apologies if this has been posted before...

“Be all that you can be…”

…as a United States Army Internment/Resettlement Specialist.

The United States Army is now running a classified ad on its website for qualified people interested in becoming Internment/Resettlement (I/R) Specialists.*

Now what could the United States Army want Internment/Resettlement Specialists for? Hmmmm…let me think…hmmmm…

Could it be to guard all of those “imaginary” FEMA internment camps that only “right”-wing “conspiracy nuts” believe the gunvernment has built when martial law is enacted after this country’s financial collapse and people are rioting in the streets?

Naaah.
____________________________
*Before you write to tell me that perhaps these are only for internment camps on foreign soil, here is a similar ad posted by the Army National Guard.

UPDATES:

Larry Blanco very astutely points out: “There is no mention in either ad regarding FOREIGN language skills or aptitude.”

Carl Vassar has sent the same ad posted on Monster.com. Notice these words from the ad:

“In the Guard, you get the training from us, serve in your own community [emphasis mine], and enhance your marketability for the higher paying jobs you are now seeking.”


Direct hotlinks mentioned in blog post:

GoArmy.com

iHispano.com (The Professional Latino Network)

Monster.com


Did anybody already know about this 'specialty'?

Is it nothing new, apart from being news to me?


––––––––––––––––––––––> Video!

Update: NationalGuard.com - 31E - INTERNMENT / RESETTLEMENT SPECIALIST
Link Posted: 8/2/2009 3:56:55 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/2/2009 3:57:12 PM EST by gonzo_beyondo]
In... with the expectation of great fun and/or interesting things.
Link Posted: 8/2/2009 3:57:27 PM EST
OMG FEMA IS COMING TO GET US!!!!!111!!1one!!

Link Posted: 8/2/2009 3:58:07 PM EST
Whoops!
Link Posted: 8/2/2009 3:59:26 PM EST
"In On One"

Tag for the hilarity that is sure to ensue.
Link Posted: 8/2/2009 4:01:00 PM EST
I told you bitches once..... And I'll tell you again............ What ever camp we end up in ............ I gots top bunk!
Link Posted: 8/2/2009 4:02:45 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/2/2009 4:03:45 PM EST
Will you bastards stop posting shit like this please?

Every fucking time you do I instinctively order another case of ammo...and I'm running out of room!

Link Posted: 8/2/2009 4:04:10 PM EST
Originally Posted By kozaki:
My apologies if this has been posted before...

“Be all that you can be…”

…as a United States Army Internment/Resettlement Specialist.

The United States Army is now running a classified ad on its website for qualified people interested in becoming Internment/Resettlement (I/R) Specialists.*

Now what could the United States Army want Internment/Resettlement Specialists for? Hmmmm…let me think…hmmmm…

Could it be to guard all of those “imaginary” FEMA internment camps that only “right”-wing “conspiracy nuts” believe the gunvernment has built when martial law is enacted after this country’s financial collapse and people are rioting in the streets?

Naaah.
____________________________
*Before you write to tell me that perhaps these are only for internment camps on foreign soil, here is a similar ad posted by the Army National Guard.

UPDATES:

Larry Blanco very astutely points out: “There is no mention in either ad regarding FOREIGN language skills or aptitude.”

Carl Vassar has sent the same ad posted on Monster.com. Notice these words from the ad:

“In the Guard, you get the training from us, serve in your own community [emphasis mine], and enhance your marketability for the higher paying jobs you are now seeking.”


Direct hotlinks mentioned in blog post:

GoArmy.com

iHispano.com (The Professional Latino Network)

Monster.com


Did anybody already know about this 'specialty'?

Is it nothing new, apart from being news to me?


Sounds like they are getting away from having MP's run the detention facilities with a dedicated MOS for it. Doesn't strike me as odd. Makes sense to free up the MP's to take care of stuff like convoy protection and force protection which lets the rest of the war fighters focus on their mission.
Link Posted: 8/2/2009 4:04:15 PM EST
When I was in the Army Reserves I belonged to an MP Battalion (EPW) that had the mission of running an EPW Camp. It was changed to an (I/R) Battalion to reflect that the Army may have to run camps for refugees as well.

I suspect that they have created a new MOS to run these camps so they can use MP's for other missions.

Just my two cents.
Link Posted: 8/2/2009 4:04:40 PM EST
Some idiot/troll posted that on classifieds. It isn't a real Army posting.
Link Posted: 8/2/2009 4:04:41 PM EST
Does Posse comitatus. allow Natl. Guard and Army to be seconded to it?
Link Posted: 8/2/2009 4:05:17 PM EST
Originally Posted By Dru:
I told you bitches once..... And I'll tell you again............ What ever camp we end up in ............ I gots top bunk!


Lighten up Francis.
Link Posted: 8/2/2009 4:06:59 PM EST
Somewhere, a million conspiracy theorists all simultaneously jizzed themselves and aren't quite sure why yet.
Link Posted: 8/2/2009 4:07:11 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/2/2009 4:08:52 PM EST by Dru]
Originally Posted By AlvinYork:
Originally Posted By Dru:
I told you bitches once..... And I'll tell you again............ What ever camp we end up in ............ I gots top bunk!


Lighten up Francis.


What? It was supposed to be humor but I guessed you missed it? Darn!

Oh well.......... So how long have you been waiting to parrot that 'Lighten up frances'......... I've never heard that one before...especially on here..
Link Posted: 8/2/2009 4:07:16 PM EST
Originally Posted By ArmyInfantryVet:
Some idiot/troll posted that on classifieds. It isn't a real Army posting.


The posting on the Army website looks pretty damn real.
Link Posted: 8/2/2009 4:07:27 PM EST
I'm pretty sure the Army is just looking for correctional officer types to serve in POW camps and whatnot.

Nothing conspiring here, move along......
Link Posted: 8/2/2009 4:08:20 PM EST
Originally Posted By motown_steve:
Will you bastards stop posting shit like this please?

Every fucking time you do I instinctively order another case of ammo...and I'm running out of room!



Hopefully not online. Or with a credit card. They can look up exactly how much you spent, what you bought, where you bought it, and where you had it shipped to (if someplace other than your home address).
Link Posted: 8/2/2009 4:08:32 PM EST
Internment/Resettlement Specialist (31E)

Internment/Resettlement (I/R) Specialists in the Army are primarily responsible for day-to-day operations in a military confinement/correctional facility or detention/internment facility. I/R Specialists provide rehabilitative, health, welfare, and security to U.S. military prisoners within a confinement or correctional facility; conduct inspections; prepare written reports; and coordinate activities of prisoners/internees and staff personnel.

Some of your duties as an Internment/Resettlement Specialist may include:

* Assist with the supervision and management of confinement and detention operations
* Provide external security to confinement/corrections facilities or detention/internment facilities
* Provide counseling and guidance to individual prisoners within a rehabilitative program
* Prepare or review reports and records of prisoners/internees and programs

Training
Helpful Skills
Advanced Responsibilities
Related Civilian Jobs
Related Army Positions
Civilian Certifications Earned
TRAINING

Job training for an Internment/Resettlement Specialist requires nine weeks of Basic Training, where you'll learn basic Soldiering skills, and eight weeks of Advanced Individual Training. Part of this time is spent in the classroom and part in a field environment. Some of the skills you'll learn are:

* Military laws and jurisdictions
* Level of Force Procedures
* Unarmed Self-Defense Techniques
* Police Deviance and Ethics Procedures
* Interpersonal Communications Skills
* Close confinement operations
* Search and restraint procedures
* Use of firearms
* Custody and control procedures

HELPFUL SKILLS

Helpful attributes include:

* An ability to think and react quickly
* An ability to remain calm in stressful situations
* An interest in law enforcement and crime prevention
* Being physically fit

ADVANCED RESPONSIBILITIES

Advanced level Internment/Resettlement Specialist provides guidance, supervises and trains other Soldiers within the same discipline. As an advanced level I/R Specialist, you may be involved in:

* Supervise and establish all administrative, logistical and food support operations, confinement/correctional, custodial, treatment, and rehabilitative activities
* Responsible for all personnel working in the confinement/correctional facility, including security, logistical, and administrative management of the prisoner/internee population
* Provide command and control, staff planning, administration/logistical services, and custody/control for the operation of an Enemy Prisoner of War/Civilian Internee (EPW/CI) camp
* Provide command and control, staff planning, administration/logistical services, and custody/control for the operation of detention facility or the operation of a displaced civilian (DC) resettlement facility

RELATED CIVILIAN JOBS

The skills you'll learn as an Internment/Resettlement Specialist will help prepare you for a future with federal, state, county or city law enforcement agencies or the federal penal system. You might also be able to pursue a career as a security guard with industrial firms, airports or other businesses and institutions.

RELATED ARMY POSITIONS

* Military Police (31B)
* Criminal Investigations (CID) Special Agent (31D)
Link Posted: 8/2/2009 4:09:16 PM EST
Originally Posted By RangemasterP226:
I'm pretty sure the Army is just looking for correctional officer types to serve in POW camps and whatnot.

Nothing conspiring here, move along......


Yeah, the Army is taking a lot of POWs these days.



Oh wait!

Well, maybe they need them at Guantanamo Bay...



Um, maybe not.

Hmmm...

Link Posted: 8/2/2009 4:10:16 PM EST
AVENGE ME


Link Posted: 8/2/2009 4:11:29 PM EST
Originally Posted By Swindle1984:
Originally Posted By motown_steve:
Will you bastards stop posting shit like this please?

Every fucking time you do I instinctively order another case of ammo...and I'm running out of room!



Hopefully not online. Or with a credit card. They can look up exactly how much you spent, what you bought, where you bought it, and where you had it shipped to (if someplace other than your home address).


That's alright, they probably have me on all kinds of lists already. What's one more?
Link Posted: 8/2/2009 4:12:35 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/2/2009 4:22:57 PM EST by AlvinYork]
Originally Posted By Dru:
Originally Posted By AlvinYork:
Originally Posted By Dru:
I told you bitches once..... And I'll tell you again............ What ever camp we end up in ............ I gots top bunk!


Lighten up Francis.


What? It was supposed to be humor but I guessed you missed it? Darn!



Oh well.......... So how long have you been waiting to parrot that 'Lighten up frances'......... I've never heard that one before...especially on here..


Psycho: The name's Francis Soyer, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you.
Leon: Ooooooh.
Psycho: You just made the list, buddy. And I don't like nobody touching my stuff. So just keep your meat-hooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I'll kill you. Also, I don't like nobody touching me. Now, any of you homos touch me, and I'll kill you.
Sergeant Hulka: Lighten up, Francis.

Stripes (1981)
Link Posted: 8/2/2009 4:13:44 PM EST
Need to fill the jobs...with the upcoming GITMO closure, will need to put the people somewhere... their own countries won't take them so to spur the US economic growth...old run down areas, such as closed auto factories will be retrofitted into prisons, prisoners will be moved into there and people will join the army, become a prison guard, become gainfully employed with medical benefits, have money to spend at local economy...win win...Now I knwo some of you won't like the prisoners being housed on US soil but part of the change is to close GITMO and well, change you asked for change you get and we are fixing the economy and bringing back jobs. If you are against this plan then you are against jobs and economic recovery...therefore you hate america
Link Posted: 8/2/2009 4:14:06 PM EST
in.
Link Posted: 8/2/2009 4:16:06 PM EST
so whats it pay?

ill resettle your fuckin brains out right now for the right price...

Link Posted: 8/2/2009 4:25:25 PM EST
Quick everyone to the kool-aid.
Link Posted: 8/2/2009 4:27:33 PM EST
Originally Posted By zdorf23:
Quick everyone to the kool-aid.


Link Posted: 8/2/2009 4:29:45 PM EST
Update with link to NationalGuard.com video in OP.


Link Posted: 8/2/2009 4:31:56 PM EST
I worked in the jails as a deputy. I must be qualified. Where do I sign up and do I get my captain or major's commission, a bonus and free rides on MAC?
Link Posted: 8/2/2009 4:38:42 PM EST
This is nothing new its just the nice way of saying prison guard. I know some people who do this.
Link Posted: 8/2/2009 5:02:14 PM EST
Originally Posted By ThatGuy91K:
Originally Posted By kozaki:
My apologies if this has been posted before...

“Be all that you can be…”

…as a United States Army Internment/Resettlement Specialist.

The United States Army is now running a classified ad on its website for qualified people interested in becoming Internment/Resettlement (I/R) Specialists.*

Now what could the United States Army want Internment/Resettlement Specialists for? Hmmmm…let me think…hmmmm…

Could it be to guard all of those “imaginary” FEMA internment camps that only “right”-wing “conspiracy nuts” believe the gunvernment has built when martial law is enacted after this country’s financial collapse and people are rioting in the streets?

Naaah.
____________________________
*Before you write to tell me that perhaps these are only for internment camps on foreign soil, here is a similar ad posted by the Army National Guard.

UPDATES:

Larry Blanco very astutely points out: “There is no mention in either ad regarding FOREIGN language skills or aptitude.”

Carl Vassar has sent the same ad posted on Monster.com. Notice these words from the ad:

“In the Guard, you get the training from us, serve in your own community [emphasis mine], and enhance your marketability for the higher paying jobs you are now seeking.”


Direct hotlinks mentioned in blog post:

GoArmy.com

iHispano.com (The Professional Latino Network)

Monster.com


Did anybody already know about this 'specialty'?

Is it nothing new, apart from being news to me?


Sounds like they are getting away from having MP's run the detention facilities with a dedicated MOS for it. Doesn't strike me as odd. Makes sense to free up the MP's to take care of stuff like convoy protection and force protection which lets the rest of the war fighters focus on their mission.


This. It looks like the Army will have Correctional Officers.

Link Posted: 8/2/2009 5:07:37 PM EST
Well, somebody needs to manage those FEMA trailer parks.
Link Posted: 8/2/2009 5:16:12 PM EST
The real question is how many positions are available.
Link Posted: 8/2/2009 5:18:23 PM EST

Originally Posted By tc2k11:
The real question is how many positions are available.


I'm sure it can be considered a 'growth industry'.



Also, in watching the new video, there's lots of 'internment', but not much 'resettlement' going on....
Link Posted: 8/2/2009 5:20:42 PM EST
Originally Posted By kozaki:
My apologies if this has been posted before...

“Be all that you can be…”

…as a United States Army Internment/Resettlement Specialist.

The United States Army is now running a classified ad on its website for qualified people interested in becoming Internment/Resettlement (I/R) Specialists.*

Now what could the United States Army want Internment/Resettlement Specialists for? Hmmmm…let me think…hmmmm…

Could it be to guard all of those “imaginary” FEMA internment camps that only “right”-wing “conspiracy nuts” believe the gunvernment has built when martial law is enacted after this country’s financial collapse and people are rioting in the streets?

Naaah.
____________________________
*Before you write to tell me that perhaps these are only for internment camps on foreign soil, here is a similar ad posted by the Army National Guard.

UPDATES:

Larry Blanco very astutely points out: “There is no mention in either ad regarding FOREIGN language skills or aptitude.”

Carl Vassar has sent the same ad posted on Monster.com. Notice these words from the ad:

“In the Guard, you get the training from us, serve in your own community [emphasis mine], and enhance your marketability for the higher paying jobs you are now seeking.”


Direct hotlinks mentioned in blog post:

GoArmy.com

iHispano.com (The Professional Latino Network)

Monster.com


Did anybody already know about this 'specialty'?

Is it nothing new, apart from being news to me?


––––––––––––––––––––––> Video!

Update: NationalGuard.com - 31E - INTERNMENT / RESETTLEMENT SPECIALIST


It's a Prison guard. You know levenworth
Internment/Resettlement (I/R) Specialists in the Army are primarily responsible for day-to-day operations in a military confinement/correctional facility or detention/internment facility. I/R Specialists provide rehabilitative, health, welfare, and security to U.S. military prisoners within a confinement or correctional facility; conduct inspections; prepare written reports; and coordinate activities of prisoners/internees and staff personnel.

Some of your duties as an Internment/Resettlement Specialist may include:

Assist with the supervision and management of confinement and detention operations
Provide external security to confinement/corrections facilities or detention/internment facilities
Provide counseling and guidance to individual prisoners within a rehabilitative program
Prepare or review reports and records of prisoners/internees and programs
Link Posted: 8/2/2009 5:26:52 PM EST
Originally Posted By nick89302:
Originally Posted By ThatGuy91K:
Originally Posted By kozaki:
My apologies if this has been posted before...

“Be all that you can be…”

…as a United States Army Internment/Resettlement Specialist.

The United States Army is now running a classified ad on its website for qualified people interested in becoming Internment/Resettlement (I/R) Specialists.*

Now what could the United States Army want Internment/Resettlement Specialists for? Hmmmm…let me think…hmmmm…

Could it be to guard all of those “imaginary” FEMA internment camps that only “right”-wing “conspiracy nuts” believe the gunvernment has built when martial law is enacted after this country’s financial collapse and people are rioting in the streets?

Naaah.
____________________________
*Before you write to tell me that perhaps these are only for internment camps on foreign soil, here is a similar ad posted by the Army National Guard.

UPDATES:

Larry Blanco very astutely points out: “There is no mention in either ad regarding FOREIGN language skills or aptitude.”

Carl Vassar has sent the same ad posted on Monster.com. Notice these words from the ad:

“In the Guard, you get the training from us, serve in your own community [emphasis mine], and enhance your marketability for the higher paying jobs you are now seeking.”


Direct hotlinks mentioned in blog post:

GoArmy.com

iHispano.com (The Professional Latino Network)

Monster.com


Did anybody already know about this 'specialty'?

Is it nothing new, apart from being news to me?


Sounds like they are getting away from having MP's run the detention facilities with a dedicated MOS for it. Doesn't strike me as odd. Makes sense to free up the MP's to take care of stuff like convoy protection and force protection which lets the rest of the war fighters focus on their mission.


This. It looks like the Army will have Correctional Officers.

They already do

Link Posted: 8/2/2009 5:47:41 PM EST
I was in the Army from Jul/99 - Oct/06

For the first 4 years I was a Corrections Specialist stationed at Ft. Leavenworth guarding the military prisoners. The Us Army runs prisons at Ft. Leavenworth, Ft. Knox, Ft. Sill, Ft. Lewis, Mannheim, Germany and Camp Jackson i believe in Korea. Now they also have the war prison at Gitmo.

When I joined up it was Classified at a 95C - Corrections Specialist
Sometime later they converged MOS's and changed the code to a 31E - Interment resettlement Specialist. New high speed name, same shitty job. Any questions as me.
Link Posted: 8/2/2009 7:22:12 PM EST
Is that who puts the shackles in the rail cars?
Link Posted: 8/2/2009 8:05:25 PM EST
Originally Posted By Mullah_Atari:
Is that who puts the shackles in the rail cars?


No, that's the Masons. They build everything for the One World Order.

Except airplanes. They've never been able to build airplanes for some reason. I think the Illuminati outbid them with their Lockheed-Martin umbrella corporation.
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