Let's hear your Badge bunnie stories, please keep them PG-13 or below.

I was dispatched to a Possible tresspassing call. Non-residents using the condo complex jacuzzi.
On arrival found female condo complex resident being serviced by two guys in the jacuzzi, getting it from both ends so to speak. Since she is a resident there is no tresspass. Since we had no private party to sign a private persons arrest form, we cant even cite for lewd acts or indecent exposure. So while we are getting names and DOB's for our patrol log the young "lady" invites us to her place after our shift is over. We politely declined.

Badge bunnies have been hunted to extinction in my area.

My friend, they are more abundant here than ever before!!! New species have even been spotted! The Manhattan small tailed large breasted badgebanger have just returned from their summer migration to the Hamptons...you arent looking hard enough!

Edited because I cant spell!

The firefighters must be exceeding the bag limit.

Perhaps Downstate; I am in the politically correct atmosphere of an Ivy League College town, wher it is more fashionable to go about dressed in rags, unshaven and rebellious...and thats just the women. If you are having some success Downstate, best of luck. You guys need all the luck you can muster these days.

The Manhattan small tailed large breasted badgebanger



rflmao,thats great!!!!

We just call them "Head Jobs" around here. Then again we are somewhat unrefined.

AR15Fan,

You don't list an email address, so here it is:

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Dave G